《The Exciting Arrival》Chapter 1: I'm really bad with titles.
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It was a beautiful day in Jollywood like always. Well, not always. The skeevish witch and warlock both known as Hildy and Grim Gloom are usually trying to ruin delightful things for the villagers of Jollywood. Speaking of delightful, those psycho dirtbags are constantly trying to overthrow the queen of the kingdom, Queen Delightful. But luckily, there is gladly a group of seven brave heroes always there to save Jollywood from the Glooms' treacherous plots, each of them are short in stature, but it still makes each of them very endearing. They each go by the names Bashful, Dopey, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Doc and Grumpy . Yep! They are the 7D! My absolute PRECIOUS dwarfskies! Those ADORABLE little munchkins who will each NEVER stop being so lovable! They sing the BEST songs in the entire multiverse, and they're gonna sing one right at this very moment! Happy grabbed out his guitar and led the way to start it off.
Happy: 🎵Everything is great, everything is grand. I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand.🎵
Dopey: (whistles 🎵Everything is perfect, it's falling into place. I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face.🎵) 😁
Sneezy and Sleepy: 🎵Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along!🎵
Bashful: 🎵When you're alone, life can be a little low, it makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall. When it's just you – well, times can be tough, when there's no one there to catch your fall.🎵
Doc and Grumpy: 🎵Everything is great, everything is grand. I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand. Everything is perfect, it's falling into place. (they lock arms) I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face.🎵
Bashful: 🎵Life smells like a rose.🎵
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First, Dopey is shown making a painting of Sleepy posing like The Thinker.
Dopey: (whistles "With someone to paint.")
Sleepy: (posing like The Thinker) A someone to pose!
Bashful: 🎵Life's like a piece of cake.🎵
Next, Happy and Sneezy are shown riding a bike and then Happy starts to go a little too fast.
Happy: With someone to pedal.
Sneezy: And someone to brake!
Bashful: 🎵Life is full of glee.🎵
Grumpy: With someone to saw!
Doc: And someone to see!
Bashful, Dopey , Happy, Sneezy and Sleepy: 🎵Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along!🎵
The 7D: 🎵I've got everything that I need – right in front of me! Nothing's stopping me, nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me!🎵
Male villager #1: 🎵Life's a piece of cake.🎵 (hands a cake to Doc)
Doc: With someone to give. (hands the cake to Grumpy)
Grumpy: And someone to- HEAVY CAKE! (falls to the ground)
Doc: (helps Grumpy up)
Female villager #1: 🎵Life's a piece of pie!🎵
Sleepy: With someone to wash.
Bashful: And someone to dry!
Male villager #2: 🎵Life's an easy road.🎵
Happy and Dopey : 🎵With someone beside you to share the load!🎵
Male villager #3 : 🎵Life is full of highs!🎵
Doc: With someone to stir!
Grumpy: And someone to fry!
Male villager #4: 🎵Life's a leg of lamb!🎵
Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: 🎵With someone there to lend a hand!🎵
Female villager #2: 🎵Life's a bunch of flowers!🎵
Grumpy and Doc: 🎵With someone to while away the hours!🎵
Male villager #5: 🎵Life's a fillet of fish, ey!🎵
The 7D: 🎵...Y-yes, it is! Life's a happy song, when there's someone by your side to sing along!🎵
Just then, Queen Delightful and her loyal assistant, Lord Starchbottom, also known as Dillard Gerkin, walked into the village and noticed that the 7D and the villagers were bursting into song.
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Queen Delightful: Lord Starchbottom, is it just me or are we having a musical?
Lord Starchbottom: I believe this is a musical, your highness, and I know who are the ones starting this whole monstrosity!
Starchy saw each of my precious dwarfskies dancing around the village and he wasn't too happy about it, probably because he gets infuriated with each one of their hilarious antics.
Queen Delightful: Yaysies!! Why don't we join along, Lord Starchbottom?
Lord Starchbottom: Oh, the things I do for Jollywood... and the queen.
Delightful and Starchbottom: 🎵I've got everything that I need – right in front of me! Nothing's stopping me, nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me!🎵
Everyone in Jollywood: 🎵You've got everything that you need – right in front of you! Nothing's stopping you, nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you! Life's a happy song-🎵
Delightful: 🎵When there's someone by your side to sing!🎵
Everyone in Jollywood: 🎵Life's a happy song-🎵
Starchy: 🎵When there's someone by your side to sing!🎵
Happy: 🎵Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side-🎵
Everyone in Jollywood: 🎵TO SING ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!🎵
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