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My name is Lucifairy and I'm 99% sure I'm possessed by a demon.

It's just that, when I get mad, I see red and I no longer have any control over my body. And I don't exactly have a long fuse to speak of, so this is something that happens often.

This new family...I don't understand them. The older cats, especially BooBoo are really mean to me. He hits me and won't share his food and always gets first kisses from Y/n. My hyungs, Voldemort and Steve scold me all the time. Noona Sparklepuss is nice, though. Most of the time.

They always tell me I'm crazy.

You got that?

That old human guy pets me but then even he scolded me cause I pooped outside that litter box thing they keep telling me to go in. I don't want to go in there; I want my own box just for me. Why can't they understand that?

The only one I like is Y/n. She always babies me and pets me for as long as I want and she always finds that spot behind my ears that needs to be scratched. She actually told me she loves me! I mean, I did think that was moving too fast, but one day I believe I'll be able to say it back as I find myself trusting her more and more as time goes on. She even said she might buy me my own litter box!

Guess I'll have to keep pooping on the floor so she'll know to get one.

The only thing I don't like about Y/n is that she put this thing called a collar on me once. I let her know right quick I wasn't gonna put up with that. This was another episode of one of my rages.

The day was normal. We were cuddling and then bam! She put that straight jacket on me and I lost it. The look of pure horror on her face as I practically climbed the walls trying to get it off is something I will never forget. Somehow lots of glass got broke during the struggle and I got some stuck in my paw. Y/n was so upset that I almost felt bad for what I did, until she promised to never make me wear one of those contraptions again.

Maybe it's less demon possession and more of a princess complex. Cause I want what I want when I want it, and if I don't get it, god help everyone in my path.

Today feels strange, though. Y/n has that other human with her that smells like dog. I remember this scent vividly. He's the one who gave me to Y/n! He bought me but then said I was a stray, whatever that means. But he cuddled me a lot before I ended up with Y/n so he's cool I guess.

So he's here, and my noona and hyungs are all hiding, as if they know something I don't. What was it? Out of curiosity, I followed Y/n and her dog man into the kitchen.

She was standing by that thingamabob they call the sink. Noona Sparklepuss told me once that place was dangerous, but I'm too curious right now to mind the warning so I jump on the counter to where Y/n's at to get a better look.

Normally I wasn't allowed up here, but Y/n never scolded me if that old human man wasn't around, so I know I'm safe.

"Oh! There's my sweetie!" She greets me with a kiss on the nose and I reciprocate with a headbutt to her chin. Why does my scent never stay on her long enough? The dog man's smell is always there so I scent her again for good measure, using my whole body for the act this time, ignoring the way she spits out the fur in her mouth.

This is when my eye catches onto something more interesting! Y/n's hand in the sink has produced something. What is it? It trickles from the faucet so I bat at it with a paw.

Oddly, it comes back wet. What is that?!? I hiss at it, hoping it'll get the message that I HATE IT, but it ignores me and keeps falling into the sink. HOW DARE IT IGNORE ME?!?

"Lucifairy do you want your first bath?" Y/n's voice breaks through the building anger inside of me.

"What is bath?" I meow at her.

Her eyes widen and she picks me up and cuddles me to her chest. I love her chest. It's so warm and squishy here! Whatever she's got under there make the best pillows.

"Namjoon, she answered me, did you see that?"

"Yes." The dog man answers her and doesn't sound half as excited as she does.

Why is she excited? I only answered her question. She's so silly.

"Look," her voice causes her chest to vibrate under my ear and I cuddle into her more. "You're gonna have to help me hold her. I know you don't believe me but this cat can be...a handful."

Y/n is the only one who doesn't call me crazy. She's the coolest human.

Just as I think that, however, she pulls me from her chest and closer to that awful enemy dripping into the sink.

"Luci," she holds me up and looks me in the eye, "you aren't going to like this, and I'm really sorry. But don't worry! I'll make it really fast. Just be a good girl, ok? Please?"

What does she mean? Hearing this makes me so scared. Is she going to hurt me?? No! Y/n wouldn't hurt me! I trust her with my life.

"What's happening?" I meow desperately, the fear inside of me increasing as each second passes.

"Please don't cry." She begs me with tears in her eyes. "It hurts mommy when you're scared."

Who is mommy and what did she do to my Y/n?!?

"It's ok, Kitty." The dog man moves to stand next to Y/n as he speaks. "Like you said, we'll make it quick."

"Oh no." Another voice is heard entering the room and I recognize it as that old guy. I think Y/n calls him dad.

"Dad, good, you're here." Y/n sounds relieved and it quells some of the fear inside me. "Can you help?"

"Do we really need three people to hold this cat down?" The dog man asks Y/n while her dad comes to stand on the other side of her.

"Yes." They both answer at the same time.

What do they mean? They want to hold me down? WHY?

Y/n's dad turns his head and says to someone behind them, "Ronald, sweetie, this might scare you, maybe you should wait outside?"

What is a Ronald? I've never seen a Ronald before. Someone answers him back, but I can't concentrate on that because Y/n is crying again as she lowers me to the sink.

What is she doing?!? Doesn't she know this enemy is still in here?

When I get closer to it I begin to struggle and hiss at it again, hoping it will back off. But it doesn't! It just keeps falling into the sink and soon I feel an unpleasant warm sensation drift over my back as the enemy is now on top of me.

"Luci, calm down," Y/n says firmly but I keep struggling. "It's just water."

Water? So that's what this enemy's name is!!

Water.

My fur feels heavy and unpleasantly soggy due to this water. Rage blossoms inside of me and I renew my struggling with un-catlike strength. One of the humans curse and I feel two more pairs of hands holding me down but I can't stop now even if I wanted to.

A red film covers my view of the world as I thrash with all my strength within the cage of hands holding me down and let loose a war call at the top of my lungs.

"HOLY SHIT!" Y/n sounds terrified as she yells and it only drives me on more. How DARE WATER SCARE Y/N.

"SOAP!" The old man is barking orders. "SOAP! PUT THE FUCKING SOAP ON HER NOW!"

The dog man releases me from one of his hands and grabs a bottle. Wasting no time, he squirts something cold with a harsh smell I don't recognize onto my back.

This brings on a whole new level of wrath. My eyes temporarily roll into the back of my head and when they come back all I see is the new enemy in this plastic bottle the dog man is holding. SOAP.

So many attacks in one day! DON'T WORRY Y/N I'LL PROTECT YOU.

Belting out another war cry, I rush to attack what I can reach of soap with five drawn claws. Immense satisfaction fills me when I draw blood.

"AH!" The dog man yells and soap flies out of his hand and onto the floor, dead.

That's right, I killed it.

"Namjoon!" Y/n's scream reminds me that I still have to battle water so I turn and viciously attack the faucet it has managed to infiltrate the house through.

DIE MOTHER FUCKER!

"Y/N!" Her dad screams. "For the love of GOD BATHE THE CAT ALREADY!"

Why are they all screaming? I've got this under control.

This water is still coming though! I didn't expect it to be this tough, but I can be tougher. I go in for another attack but the old man pulls me back and someone starts to scrub me all over.

A growl from the pit of my soul rushes out of me. I turn my head almost all the way around to see the old man staring at me in terror.

"Let go of me!" I hiss in his face and he leans back in response, fear obvious in his eyes as he continues to order Y/n to hurry.

So he's not gonna let go? Then that means...

It's not a hiss, nor a war cry this time that comes out of my mouth. It's a low, deep meow that vibrates the walls of the house. The tone starting at the lowest depth and raising to the highest pitch I could muster. All of the humans, including the returned dog man, winced.

I was staring down the old man and readying myself for an attack when Y/n's voice stopped me.

"Namjoon, more soap, hurry!"

WHAT! SOAP IS ALIVE? HOW?

The dog man bent down and sure enough, there was soap, risen from the dead.

"This is the last part, and...we need to get her belly." The old man was saying.

SO HE IS AN ENEMY! Why else would you want soap to be on my most vulnerable body part!

Wrath drives me off the edge of sanity. Screaming, I jump and attack water, viciously biting into the brass faucet it's coming from. If you want to kill a snake you've got to cut off the head!

The humans behind me are yelling and someone is scrubbing at my belly. Water is flying everywhere! It's putting up a good fight. I fake to left, then the right, dodging all of it's attacks and the human hands grabbing at me. Extending all ten front claws I side step water and jump to attack what I assume are it's minions, these round, red things sitting on the windowsill.

"MY TOMATOES!" The old man bellows behind me.

"NAMJOON GET THE SPRAYER!" Y/N pleads. "SPRAY HER OFF, QUICK!!"

While I'm wrestling my newfound enemy, tomatoes, the dog man pulls on something in the sink connected by a hose and it attacks me! I'm shocked to discover it's water again. It's all over me now.

I buck wildly against the hands holding me down and continue to brawl and scream with water. I know the humans are yelling and scared but all I hear in my head now is this voice so unlike my own.

On a loop it goes on and on and I fight for my life, expending every last bit of strength and energy I possess into this match to the death.

Just when I think water has outwitted me and I'm at my end, it stops! Water stops!

I stare in disbelief at the faucet, now littered with little dents from my teeth and wait for water to come back for a second round. But it never does.

I can't believe this. I won??

"Luci, come here," Y/n is crying as she wraps me up in a towel and brings me back to her glorious chest. Clearly she is just as traumatized by this battle as I am. It's ok, Y/n! I won so water nor soap will never bother you again.

Your dad on the other hand....

From the safe cocoon in Y/n's chest I glower at the old man who is returning the same look of disdain. Watch it, human. From now on, we are .

"Stupid cat." he mutters as he picks up the destroyed tomatoes.

If I wasn't so drained right now I would kill him. Turns out I don't have to bother, cause my Y/n stands up for me.

"Lucifairy isn't stupid!" she cuddles me closer as she argues with her dad. "She just has a certain way of doing things. It's her charm."

"Charm, my ass," the old man mutters again under his breath but I don't think Y/n heard it.

"Come'on, Lucifairy," Y/n's voice is soft and babying, just for me. "Lets get you nice and dry now."

As she dries me off in front of the warm fireplace, she apologizes to me over and over again, as if she could have helped what just happened. She's so funny. It's not like she could have predicted that not just one, but two new enemies broke into the house today.

When she's finished drying me she kisses me on the nose gently.

"I love you, Luci, even if you are scary sometimes."

Scary sometimes. Not crazy, or psycho, or nut-job. The other four-leggers tell me I'm insane. The dog man attacked me with soap. The old man helped the enemy attack me. But Y/n loves me no matter what, the good side and the bad side. I think I can say it now. I know I'm safe with her.

Scenting her and purring loudly into her hand, I meow in a quiet voice. "I love you, too."

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Edited 9/1/21