《The Jamaican Savage and Ratched Forever Kinda Love》'How it went Down'
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fi wol a vybz'.
'Shots... Eeeeehh....If yuh falla dem man ya, yuh walk pon water and wake up wid yuh head a fucking bang!'
Pussy Govament
Appleton
'Yuh betta tek a sip cause if yuh eva seh anedda fucking word!'
Aaaaahhh bwoii!'
'If a persistence was a person, a definitely Jade. She naa nuh shame tree a rass!'
'cause di man dem a recognize har as mi guest and a pure bloodclaat snapping and live a gwaan!'
'Jah jah! Like mi need more tequila shots!'
'This is a bad idea!'
'Jolly Rancher'
'No way in, no way out! That's my girl' my inner Goddess smirked.
All she a whine it naa mek a numba pon mi a bloodclaat!'
'A wa di bloodclaat she feel like? A who and she a go no weh?'
'Lo and behold'
'Pussyclaaaaaat!'
'clash!'
'Bom-bo-claat!'
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