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Pst

Pssttt

Pssttttt

Hey?

Helloo?

Stranger?

Stranger!

STRANGER!

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!!!!!!!!!

Ughh FINALLY!

No one.

At least not yet.

I will tho, in a few hours lol

👀

Ughhh!

Shut up!

That was one time, just ONE!

I swear!

😜

Whatever

This was a really, really bad idea

I shouldn't have come to you.

🤨

🤔

And yet you never call/text by yourself, it's always me.

So, whatever.

And you think I'm not?

How shallow do you think I am?

Whatever.

Wait, just give me a few minutes.

Ugh! Wait!

Can you let me think for just a minute please!

I need to figure out how to say it.

Ha ha ha ha.

I'm very much capable in that field, thanks.

Nothing.

Thanks for the vote of confidence tho.

No!

Stranger, wait. Ughhhh

What's the hurry 😒

Patience dude🤦‍♀️

I said patience!

PATIENCE

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Have some freaking PATIENCE

What part of it you don't understand?

Yes!

Because I'M STRESSED!

And you're stressing me out further!

Okay, just give me a moment please, I just need to rethink this for a few moments.

Phew.

Okay, so here it goes.

Um

Uh

Actually wait, I have a question first.

🤦‍♂️

Have you ever been on a date?

Wth? No way!

I was just wondering if you've ever been on one.

Noooo

It wasn't about that either🤦‍♀️

That I might need your help?

Ughhhhh.

Shut up!

Umm... you're a guy.

You might know what a guy likes in a girl...

No!

Don't!

Don't you dare say it!

I repeat!

DON'T

YOU

DARE

SAY

IT

!!!!!!!!

You might just end up in a ditch.

For real this time👀🥱

Nooooooo

Don't 😡

Shut up!

I'm not talking to you!

LIKE EVER!

Ilysm😒

🥺

Ughhh

You're the worst!

😉

Why what?

😂

I've never been interested in anything related to dating.

And... even if I was, my dating life wouldn't have been a success.

I simply don't get along with people.

They're always either too scared of the crazy sh*t I do or they have their own personal agendas to get close to me.

Uhh

It's Claire.

Not exactly.

And yeah I agree it was a silly bet but we would've never met if it hadn't been for her.

😉

Ewwwww!

No way!

😉

🥱

Whatever.

I need her to stop doing something and she said she would if I go on a date tonight with this creepy cousin of hers who keeps bugging her about me.

What should I wear?

She told me to dress nice for him.

I'm pretty sure it's the first one.

Am I allowed to wear a long one?

Oh...

I'll pass.

Sure.

Wait.

Uh, yeah sorry... I just didn't know what to choose.

So, here it goes...

So?

All the time.

Yeah.

I did gather a couple of outfits.

What about this?

Okay.

Not really.

I'd rather prefer something longer, something that covers me.

Not really a fan of exposing too much skin.

Plus this guy is kinda creepy.

I don't even know him, or his name for that matter lol

Very.

Awwww is someone worried about meee😉

Don't worry stranger, I've got it covered👊🏻

🤔

Okay.

Wait.

Ughh!

Do guy's really notice that kind of stuff? The footwear?

No chance I could just slip on some sneakers?

Flats?

Okay. Wait.

Okay.

I'll manage. Thanks lol.

Btw can I wear something over the top?

I prefer not showing too much of my body incase that guy gets any ideas.

😁

Can you stop, already?

Now wait.

And remember PATIENCE

No guarantees 🤭

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