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"Strangerrrrr!"

"Yes."

"Let's play a game."

"Yes!"

"Twenty questions."

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Well, I'm bored."

"

"Can we play now?"

"Yes. Only five though."

"Okay. I'll start. How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider?"

"Wha- You want me as the payment?"

"Oh, bummer."

"Oh, sad. I'd ask for the payment in time. I'd ask someone to pay me with all their time and attention."

"That's the thing though, no one has time to pay attention to me. So basically I would never have to eat it."

"On new year's?"

"Oh that. Well, Claire had been bugging me about how I've never had a kiss and wanted me to kiss some random stranger when the clock struck twelve cuz apparently that's what everyone does these days. We made a bet that not everyone is the same. And she picked a random number for me to dial."

"Yeah. What's your reason though?"

"Yeah, you know, why weren't you busy kissing that night?"

"Yes."

"Oh okay. I'll ask another one then-"

"Pft no!"

"Isn't."

"It isn't!"

"Ahhh you're no funn."

"Yipieeeeeee!"

"So would you rather live a month without any access to the internet and all your devices taken away or an entire life without dessert?"

"No way! So you agree, you love me and cannot live for even a month without me! Awwww I'm blushing stranger!"

"Ah denial, tsk tsk. Anyways I'd rather live without the devices! I mean the only contacts I have are of Claire and you. It doesn't even matters. My life would still be the same without a phone and I'm sure you'll survive a month without me! Plus deserts are life! Why would someone give those heavenly things up for humans. Ewwwwww."

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Yes."

"Oh I get it! Because I called at midnight that night, right?"

"Well you need brains to pull off the awesome pranks that I'm known for!"

"Just so you know I'm pouting."

"I don't have a name for you ugh! I have to go now. I'll call you only when I get just the perfect name for you now."

"I hate you!"

"No!"

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"What's got you laughing like that bro. It's been a long time since you laughed like that."

"Kinda hard when your brother is having a fit of laughter in the middle of the night."