《Exiled Wasn't The Best Choice》Another incorrect quote chapter because they're so god damn funny
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Tommy: Techno won't wake up, what do I do?
Tubbo: Did you try kicking them?
Tommy: Yes.
Tubbo: I'm out of ideas.
Y/n: Techno... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Techno: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Y/n: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Techno: What's your biggest fear?
Tommy: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Y/n: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Phil: Zombies.
Y/n: I think I'm falling for you.
Techno: Then get up.
Techno: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Tommy: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
Tommy: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Y/n: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
Y/n, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
Techno: We're having a moment, aren't we?
Y/n: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
Techno: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Y/n: Isn't that just killing people?
Techno: Ah, technically.
Tubbo: Good morning!
Y/n: Is it? Is it really?
Y/n: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
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