《Emperor》0010| I am DEAD-SERIOUS, about EVERYTHING I say, in a MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL!!!
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Slow it down, kid! Be patient! It's not like we are going to get anywhere so soon! But do crawl! That is slowly! You'll hurt your own arms and your own torso if you keep on crawling like this---
Ah! That's better! I am glad that you are still listening through your ears. I nearly believed that you had gone deaf!
Jahxiel: "You are the voice INSIDE MY HEAD, so I need no ears to hear your words."
Ah. You're right! How did I forget that! Anyways, don't stop!
Jahxiel: (weeping) "I... AM... TRYING MY BEST!!!"
Shut your crying! You need to just... stop it! You can't just wail like a little girl in a serious mission, will you?
Jahxiel: "We ain't in a mission!"
Then imagine that it is, so! Take everything seriously in your life, from now onwards..! I am DEAD SERIOUS of everything I say, Jahx! Don't you mother-FUCKING IgNoRe my word, Jahx! DON'T you dare turn a deaf ear to this lecture of mine! I have invested a lot of time on this, alright!!!
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