Yay! Another double release! Just woke up from my nap but hey! This chap is kind of short(I think) well then, enjoy!

***Bloodrose kingdom outskirts***

***Theo***

There it is! I can see it! "BITCH! Wake up were here!" As I run straight through the entrance a guy stops me "uhhm, you have to pay the fee of 1 silver to enter" a fee? Hmm he looks like a guard. I also dont have money.. I forgot to loot them! Damnit! While I was scolding myself, I hear a voice behind me "ahhh, where are we?" Oh yeah! I forgot! "Hey bitch, how much money are you worth?"

It took her some time to understand what I said, she then replied "How rude! My name is Emilia Bloodrose for your information, and I am worth a LOT!" Heeey well, this is getting better. I remove her from my back and offer her to the guards. "Here you go, she says she's worth a lot of money so can I get in now?" They stare at my chain cocoon in shock then start unbinding her. "Capture this boy! He kidnapped the princess!" Huh?! The Bitch is princess? As I was crying about my mistake, these bastards drugged me again! I fell asleep once more.

***white space***

***Theo***

"Ugh, where did they put me this time?!"

As I shout these words, I hear a familiar androgynous voice.

"WELCOME BAAACK!" Oh no... SHIT! Wait! Can he still read my mind?

"Of course I can! My boy! I've come to visit you! You're currently unconscious for the next hour or so" said the voice named "father"

"What do you want now? Or are you here to give me advice?" I just hope this ends quickly. A silhouette starts forming in front of me, still can't see shit. He looks as if he is thinking about something, then speaks again.

"Well, I mostly came for idle talk, but giving some more or less useful advice sounds better" okay then, this better be helpful because i'll be testing these out... "okay boy, listen well, advice #1, when someone pisses you off and you aren't allowed to pummel them. You simply raise both your arms and bend then to a 90° angle, then ball up your fist and raise your middle finger..." as I did what he said. "Like this?" I ask him, he claps his hand then says "yes! Exactly! Now advice#2, when you step in on a girl changing clothes, you put your hands in a prayer and say "thanks for the meal" alright?" I did as he said and he praised me again...

"Very good, now then I want you to do this next, when you wake up, look for the adventurers guild, go left and take the ominous looking alley keep going straight and you'll find a surprise, bring some food with you by the way..." while I was thinking if what kind of "surprise" this would be, father spoke, "well, then your time is up, bye!" With these words I blacked out again and found myself in another cage.

***Bloodrose kingdom***

***Theo***

"GODDAMNIT! WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I GET DRUGGED I WAKE UP IN A CAGE!!!!"