《The Accidental Immortal Warrior》Chapter 9 Learning where the pointy end is lmao
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I guess it’s time to start learning which end of all my weapons are the pointy end might not want to hurt myself like losing body part before I even know how the weapons are use in the first place*, the first weapon up is probably going to be the swords although I was not born ambidextrous, I will slowly teach both of my hands to do the same strike and moves since you never know if you ever will lose eh arm or eh hand this is the world where life and death happen really quick*, the swords have a weight of around 30 jinn’s a piece its extremely heavy since I am not going to use any of my cultivation to help me one bit*, doing yoga, jogging, running, push up, sit up, crunches, squats*, all the basics in making your body more stronger and durable considering this world isn’t earth I don’t have to hold back on being careful on worrying about growth stigma*, working out boot camp style for months between taking time to read the tomes involved with the basics of swordplay*, these are all the basic thrust, stab, slash, parry, block*, these moves are all simple you take them one move at a time going really slow so you don’t cut yourself then slowly speed up the moves till they all change and blend into one solid dance in a way*,
Just getting to the point of going with the moves half speed is a lot of work since eventually you have to tell your brain don’t think and just move with the rhythm you feel is best at the time*, the rhythm helps set the stage in way that you never notice it all seems just what it is a dance but eh lethal dance the sword will change hands on and off with this you are not stuck with one style but multiples even if there the same moves and action but they will be done differently with separate hands one slash with your right hand may be easy but the slash with your left hand may not be so each and every style is not the same in the least*, while you have spent all this time learning the swordplay in basic and blended the moves into your own style but as the old saying says you can learn the sword in eh year but will you ever find enlightenment in its grasp of your hand in your lifetime*.
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The old saying does have a lot of merit but no has ever said that to me they say getting enlightenment with any weapon you first need to learn your swordplay from one sect or another or eh martial clan at best would help you become very skilled*, in a lot of ways that it is very true but for me that was eh different matter I was secluded in this Temporal Mansion I found enlightenment multiple time because originally I was from earth and I studied martial arts as eh hobby so learning a few different styles and form of swordplay went through my head a lot from one slash to one parry to another stab eventually I found my own personal style*, I have taken my experience in European sword play mixed with a bit of Asian spice a little of Chinese here a little bit of Japanese here a pinch of Korean there this almost sound like iam making a dish for food and not some type of skill for swordplay*, the forms started out all about stabbing thrust and parry with some blocking it evolved into more of slash of different form from an opening to quick strikes to slow heavy damage dealing moves to solid defensive move it was almost like being eh tiger tracking my prey and pouncing on it*, this goes into the point of always being fast with a lot of dexterity you have to have the sword moves but also the footwork has to be able to blend into each and every strike and defend*,
I considered that with the year I spent in learning the swordplay from the tomes till I fell into the world of constant enlightenment that I have forgotten the need to make my own skill with movement as paramount to any fight since you will live or die with weather you moved at the right time or not*, I guess things started with doing the side to side step like you do on the rope ladder on the football field*, then you incorporate glides into each step left to right turns into jumps side to side then leaps*, this also is add into jogging and running you do flips hops cartwheels basically any motion that you can get into that can apply to any situation you just never know when a weapon will hit you from which angle*, while I was doing this all looking like I am doing cirrus act and all I was actually asked by the mansion that if I would like to do any change to the room like increase or decrease the gravity in the room*, I was actually stomped for a few minutes after I got that information I never thought that the mansion actually had these kind of functions*, after about an hour of thinking it over I thought that increasing the gravity of the room time 2 gravity each time till I can’t breathe well will make me know my limits*, that was what I did for the whole next year of training getting use to the gravity increase till you can’t run anymore not even twitch eh finger would be impossible*, so in conclusion doing this over and over even in my sleep high chances of killing myself you know but it made me stronger without weight at all since your own body weight will be increased to what ten times the weight to one hundred time the weight*.
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So the sword in the beginning might weight only 30 jinn’s instead in the end of all the gravity increase training weight around thirty thousand jinn’s a piece if I was dual wielding it was around sixty thousand jinn can you imagine how much that would weight just to move into any swings slash stab parry or even defend move might not even be able to even move it*, by some unknown fate I was able to get use to the gravity to the point I could use the swords in all my forms one by one till I was at full speed pretty much call me a monster now huh*, with all of this work and effort I perfected my chosen forms in the style I wanted to use if I traveled the world*, this finally winded down after I hit the two additional year mark in the Temporal mansion so I have been here for four and half years with only three years left to learn the Saber the spear and throwing knifes plus the axes but with the experiment here towards the sword will help my training in the other weapons just as easy to understand*.
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