《The Return of The Dragon God》CH:3 Ryujin= Boss Ass Bitch

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5 years later

-*Ryujin*-* Life sure is good i just need to find my empress I finished conquering the world my dragon legions have been fully trained and armed I have an air legion.*

-*Ryujin*-* I also have a land legion*

-*Ryujin*-Life is so boring huh didn't I round up all of the most beautiful women I want a son yeah that would be real nice to go teach my son how to be a dictator and control people and how to use magic spells wait wouldnt he be a demi god that is just too damn weak for my liking I am a high god, i can't have any pussy bitch son i guess i would have to break some rules i just hope the creator thinks its amusing so i dont get my ass beat now i just have to remember where i kept those beauties.

-*Ryujin*- Hey! bitchface where are my women?

-*bitchface*- they are kept in the penthouse your majesty.

-*Ryujin*-oh thank you here is a little gift you are no longer a slave now you are a servant also heres is a gold bar you are quite lucky that you did not have any negative thoughts towards me like those other couple hundred slaves I killed last week.

-*bitchface*- Oh I would never think such things about you. your majesty I only hope one day with I will no longer be a servant and may have a more influential job.

-*Ryujin*- Ah yes it is a shame that such a day will never happen now run along bitch face and go clean the stairs you might need some slaves so ask some guards and tell them I wanted it done now go *shuu!*

-*bitchface*- Thank you your majesty for my gift I shall go and complete my task at once.

-*Ryujin*- *Hmph* not bad maybe I will give him a promotion yea that sounds good 3 years he has done everything I ask of him and he has never missed a day even one he got really sick.

-*???????*-AAHHHHH!!!! help me somebody anybody please help me *shichkuipsh* help.... meee...

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*BOOM* ( sonic boom from speed barrier being broken-(author note)

-*Ryujin*- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HEEERE!!! O MY GOD BITCHFACE!? Rufus who did this?

-*Rufus*- Well he claimed he needed slaves but I saw he had a gold bar so I thought he stole it then he had the balls to say that you gave it to him what nonsense right so I killed him

-*Rufus*- He was lying right I mean what was bitchface doing with a gold bar?

-*Ryujin*- No he was telling the truth guess I better bring him back *snap* (imagine halo music in the background (author note)

-*Ryujin*- Now I won't kill you, Rufus as you are my favorite guard but if this happens again you will wish it didn't

-*Rufus*- Thank you my liege it shall not happen again

-*Ryujin*- No it better not come bitchface walk with me

-*bitchface*- As you wish your majesty

4 minutes later

-*bitchface*- But your majesty this is the penthouse I can not go in there it was written in the rule book

-*Ryujin*- You are being promoted to royal butler and your name shall now be Todd the Butler now let us go pick a woman for you

-*Todd the Butler*- Oh thank you my liege how can i ever thank you?*bows*

-*Ryujin*- Work till you drop everyday for the rest of your life.

-*Todd the Butler*- *a drop of sweat slides down his cheek and splashes on the diamond crusted marble floor at the door of the penthouse* As you wish my lord.

-*Ryujin*- Now we shall pick some woman.. what the hell why is it locked *snap* why did you girls lock the door huh where are you? i said WHERE ARE YOU!!?

*pant* *pant* *grunt*

-*????????*- quick someone is here get dressed oh fuck she's dead what am i going to do

*pop* *vein bulge*

-*Ryujin*- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!! U KNOW WHAT WHO CARES GET OVER HERE *reaches hand out and uses magic to drag him over on the nice marble floor*

-*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* NOOOO!!! PLEASEE!! DONT KILL ME ILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!! PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU!!

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-*Ryujin*- Ok cut your dick and balls off right now here's a sharp knife I had crafted today

-*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* NOO I can't *as he trembles while holding the knife* I just can't do it

-*Ryujin*- This is your last chance do it now or be tortured for the rest of your life until you die of old age.

-*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! please ill do it ill do it anything but that *slichsh* *splash* *splat*

-*Ryujin*- There now have you learned from your mistakes yet you piece of trash come over to the balcony so I can heal you alright

-*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* I learned my lesson your majes- AHHHHHHH!!!!!

-*Ryujin*- There he can't ever do that again *splat* ah this poor woman I am not going to revive you as I do not want used goods.

-*Todd the Butler*- I would like her but please erase that awful memory from her mind your majesty

-*Ryujin*- I knew you were a good choice Todd just for you I will do this as a favor and gift.

-*Todd the Butler *- Oh thank you my liege

-*Ryujin*- *snap*

-*??????*- *inhales deeply*

-*Ryujin*- wendy wake up you are to marry Todd the Butler when he wishes to

-*wendy*- As you command it shall be done my lord

-*Ryujin*- take good care of her Todd she was an orphan from the war and I consider her a bit of a daughter but I feel you will do well together.

-*Todd the Butler*- I will make sure she is happy my lord.

-*Ryujin*- good now run along you two

-*Todd-wendy*- yes my lord (they said in unison).

2 weeks later

-*Ryujin*- o great creator I know I have done some horrible deeds but please grant me the most beautiful wife I have conquered the whole world and have spent many a day and resources to find the perfect mate but she is so elusive please great creator cut me some slack.

-*???????*- *ok buddy*

-*Ryujin*- wait what the fuck was that I just felt my whole soul almost get ripped in half did the creator just respond to my request. Nah I just must be tired maybe I should go to be- (door to the throne room opens )

-*Ryujin*- Oh hey Todd I thought I asked you to knock before you come in oh never mind what is it you need

-*Todd the Butler*- I'm sorry milord but one of our ''allies'' has requested an audience and he refuses to leave. Him and his daughter are here to speak with you.

-*Ryujin*- *please let this be quick* alright Todd send them in

-*???????*- Ah emperor Ryujin it is so good to see you again me and my daug-

-*Ryujin*- Yes yes what do you want mavis

-*Mavis*- *vein pops out* we require some aid the rebels are still resis-

-*Ryujin*-GOOD LORD MAVIS YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!!!

*glass windows shake intensely*

-*Mavis*- Fat chance she is my most precious ever since her mother died in the war years ago when you up and decided to take ove-

-*Ryujin*- Yes yes so is she a virgin? i only like virgins cause they are pure so is she ?

-*Mavis*- Well of course she is pure are you an idiot or just plain retar-

-*Ryujin*- WATCH YOUR TONGUE YOU PATHETIC LITTLE CREATURE OR ILL RIP IT OUT!!!

-*Mavis*- *dark stain slowly spreads down his pants as he trembles in fear* Y-es.. E-mpe-ror... Ryuj-in

-*Ryujin*- Now come along dear we will get married next month.

-*Akiko*- yes my emperor.

-*Ryujin*- After we are married I will change you into something so that you may live along side me for the rest of time

-*Akiko*- It would be my honor my emperor.

(authors note: Guys and Gals I am trying very hard to please you all please follow and rank my book so far so I can see exactly how many people like this and if I should keep the chapters coming

P.S: I will be posting a poll later on what race the empress shall get turned into please also vote on that )

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