《Legends of Etheria》Chapter 9 - Meanwhile, at Bob

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Bob: "Well then, curious mode activate!"

At this point Ray had just left, leaving a curious Bob behind in a little girl's empty house. Not exactly the most safest thing to do if you think about it.

Bob: "Alright, gotta find something cool so that I can show it off to Ray!"

5 minutes later...

Bob: "There is nothing..."

There was a kitchen, a living room and a bed...nothing else.

Bob: "I thought we had uncovered some secret room that gives us some legendary weapon or OP spells...NOPE!"

Bob: "Maybe it's a farming zone or...like some quest thing we needed to do before."

Bob: "Ugh, I'm not smart enough for this. Ray's the gamer pro here...I just google things."

A small boom noise could be heard off in the distance, but it didn't cause Bob any mind as he slumped back on a chair. The house looked like something out of a fairy tale, vines decorated many of the furnishings and everything was made of wood.

The chair was remarkably soft for wood though, sort of...squishy and wiggly. Something just went in Bob's pants. Uh oh.

Bob: "YEACH! WHAT THE FUCK!"

A bulge that is not what you dirty minded readers are thinking of began to grow and subsequently began drenching his pants in a slime-like fluid, causing everything to become slippery and yet sticky at the same time sort of like fresh glue.

To bob though...

Bob: "AGH, I'M NOT INTO THIS! GET OUT, RAPE, HELP!"

Yuck.

He grabbed at his pants trying to rip them off, but to no avail. The slime kept growing and spreading to places I do not want to describe, no, you can't make me.

A panicking Bob ran out of the house, flailing wildly as tentacles wrapped around his body.

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Bob: "I've seen enough hentai to know where this ends up! Shit, these damn pants won't get off!"

He felt it move up to his arms, sticking them to the sides of his body and soon his legs also were stuck together causing him to fall. He laid there motionless with tears in his eyes, who the hell wrote this...

Bob: "So...this is how I die..."

Slither...

Bob: "Tentacles..."

Slither...

Bob: "My only regret is that I couldn't record this and post this on SelfTube..."

Sizzle...

Bob: "Well that's a new sound...and it's raining too."

There was a quiet echo of thunder from the distance as rain fell on Bob and his slimey assailant, causing sizzles and smoke to rise when it came in contact with the slime.

Then there came a squeal, growing louder and louder until the slime hastily left Bob's body, floundering around like a dying cockroach.

Slime cockroach tentacle thing: "Kiiiiiiii! Kiiiiii!"

Bob: "Woo, saved by the rain! Now I really wish I knew how to record this! The title would totally be Miracles Of Etheria!"

Slime cockroach tentacle thing: "Kiiiiiiii! Kiiiiii!"

Bob: "Wait till Ray hears about this though...wait a minute."

An evil grin came upon Bob as he looked down at the suffering creature.

Bob: "Prank time!"

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