Sir Nigel Evergreen point of view

it was all supposed to be simple work my way up from a frontier noble then make it to captain of the guard and offer my liege the great duke this kingdom with me as his second in command,I've always hated the royal family treating those filthy commoners with care and forbidding us nobles from enslaving other races and those peasants, After finally poisoning the king and queen my liege finally had the kingdoms within his grasp but to think I would be disposed of by this inhuman creature, It hurts, why is this happening when everything finally within reach, why-why wwwhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and thus the end of a power hungry noble, without gaining the authority he sought, without understanding what or why he must end this way, nor that the only reason his life ended was for spilling rare cafe beans and roasting them with the rest of the princess belongings inciting the nearby creatures one true weakness even within the world of fiction the destroyer of worlds Evolt was never able to master the art of coffee yet forever craved it and that one weakness was granted to the being who was brought forth in his image and taken upon his name and now this world greatest tragedy awakens.

EVOL POV

a divine scent, a roaring flame, a primordial drive, after landing and being bitch slapped with these new burning desires there's only one thing we can do in this moment, like what we have long dreamed to say and do, like what all Toku loving maniacs crave the forbidden words,

''HENSHIN'' EVOL PHASE ONE

after calling forth our EVOL DRIVER and chanting the greatest thing we will ever say again before battle we are enveloped within an armor of great strength with crimson and navy blue meshed together and trimmed and coated within solid gold, releasing and relishing our roar for battle we charge towards where this seductive scent lingers,

observing a well-featured ikemen pointing down towards an elegant young maiden fair skin short hair and a modest bust my long forgotten instincts call forth an emotion long forgotten, the desire to protect this kawaiiii girl of about 15,

after biting this handsome metal banana I notice one cruel fact (people die when they are killed?) no, just because he looks like a big metal banana doesn't me he tastes like one ugh tastes like desperation and stupidity, dropping him from our jaws we declare with a soul breaking roar our battle cry

''BRING ME COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

and spring forth tearing into the enemy with tackles and literal knife-hands( The powers of Kamen rider Nadeshiko to liquify and upgrade the greatest powers to use for cooking, no mess no stress)

''WheN Did WE BEcoMe An INfOMerciAL'''

''fuck it lets just beat em and get some damn coffee ugh never liked it before and now we cant damn live without it!!!

Mother, how be you in our homeland how I miss watching the sunrise and eating lunch with your talking cat( we just got here and you already miss mom she was even crazier than us) true but she was a coffee expert and we could use that knowledge now ugh stupid knights stop running away.

I HAte IT wHEN yOU mAkE SeNSE EvEN mORE thEN WhEN yOU DoNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess POV

I know not what this creature is but am I glad it doesn't point its power at me for some strange reason it guards me when these pathetic knights attacks almost hit me instead, I find it hard to except but it seems to protect me and is hostile towards them, for now, I'll just try to gather the remains in my carriage hopefully there are at least some supplies left wondering throught the wreckage i find the unconscious bodies of my loyal handmaiden Erina and attendant knight Roselia checking for any injuries I'm relieved to find they have only been taken down by sleeping poison it irks me they were probably only spared to be violated while looking at my own future corpse if it wasn't for this creature we would have eneded up in a hell worse thant death, as I ponderon this the creature shouts loudly to the skies.

You maniacs you burned it all up, damn you all to hell

it's odd but this soul-wrenching scream brought me to great comfort and I slowly drift to sleep along our remaining supplies by my last companions finding it odd it spoke with 3 voices yet not moving its mouth.