《My shitty isekai adventure》001 No escape
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In the vast universe there is a lot of space and therefore it is not surprising that humanity calls everything that is above the atmosphere space. Since the Big bang the universe kept expanding and matter formed galaxies which formed clusters of galaxies and danced in a dance directed by the gravity slowly drifting apart.
The slow part was only applicable if an observer could look at it from outside our universe since the speed was mind boggling for humans. 75 kilometers per second might not seem a lot but considering that at the time this is being written the fastest human object was an unmanned solar probe called Parker’s Solar probe which travels at 192 kilometers per second and before that it was a manhole cover that was blasted upwards during a nuclear test that traveled at 55 kilometers per second.
The universe has been expanding for billions of years since its inception. Humanity approximates it at around 14 billion but it could be even older.
In one galaxy at the edge of the universe there was a star system not unlike many others and on it was a planet that gleamed with a metallic sheen as it revolved around its central star. It has been in existence for billions of years but the most surprising thing about it was that it was artificial. The whole planet was a shell built around another star of crisscrossed hoops that maintained equilibrium.
The original inhabitants left long ago as if they were not satisfied with the esthetic of this metallic extravaganza, but before they left they inhabited it by a workforce which had a very crucial role for the whole Universe, at least as far as they were concerned.
The workforce was a species which resemble octopuses, but instead of eight they had many tentacles. Their bodies were purple for males and light purple for females with huge eyes. If not for their excess tentacles they could be easily mistaken as octopuses. Their primary job seemed to be an entertainment and news company for the original occupants on the outside but deep down they had a much deeper reason for existence.
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To explain it we have to go all the way to the end. Yes, the end. The end of the universe to be exact. The proverbial end was still in fact very far away timewise but through advanced simulation the race that employed them figured out the universe would eventually stop expanding and start contracting again.
In the end what would be left would be the same stuff that made it expand a new iteration of The Big Bang. That of course presented a bit of a problem for the beings that occupy the said universe since they long found a way to become immortal but could not find a way out of this predicament. They went so far as to simulate going out of the borders of the current universe moving whole star systems but even those would eventually lose their fuel and turn dark. Lucky for them they were not the first ones that searched for a way out and although for them it seemed impossible someone had made it.
The ones who made it out of the current universe were a cosmic race that was one of the first beings that explored other stars before they managed to destroy their home planet. With a couple of billion years of a head start they managed to drill a hole in the fabric of the Universe and relocate into other more stable ones. How they did it they would not say but after countless pleading they made a pact with the other advanced races to at least help them relocate.
Of course there was a price to pay. No one wanted their next neighbor being an asshole so they flooded the whole old Universe with something humanity would call nanobots. Well instead of calling them nanobots we would probably call them zeptobots. Created from the particles that constituted strings. Strings are just theoretical building blocks of matter for humanity and other than an obscure and unproven theory were out of reach for it. The zeptobots were the ultimate creation of a civilization that left our Universe they left in it. Their only purpose was to calculate a currency for entry into the new Universe. Fortunately and unfortunately for all other races involved it was a currency that was not really hard to get, but the sheer amount of it needed for one person to move on was staggering. The currency was positive karma.
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Let’s get back to our ubiquidextrous race who tirelessly worked in the metal monstrosity.
This was the punishment for their entire race as they destroyed a carefully prepared experiment for harvesting karma as they went on a conquering expedition of three galaxies. They can also thank karma for still being alive as no one wanted to eliminate them as the karmic cost was too great. Instead of destroying them outright they had to sign themselves over in servitude for a billion years being in charge of karmic contestants. They could be called karmic entertainment news network - KENN.
Survival often triumphs freedom and as they say karma's a bitch and their masters cared a lot about karma. As for what they considered to be entertainment it was the equivalent of reality shows on Earth which they spiced up using their special means. The more idiotic or extreme the contestants the higher ratings they got, but considering they cared a lot about karma the contestants tended to be karma positive at least on the outside.
Not everyone with positive karma was a good guy and not everyone with negative karma was bad. It all depended on their circumstances.
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The Anime Trope System : Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG. [WEB NOVEL SUSPENDED.]
By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more… This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore. This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him: demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl… A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor… In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not. Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods… ~A lover of character development... -----WARNING: Episode 7 and beyond will intensify in sexual content, sexual humor, sexual/sex scenes, + references may ramp up a lot. You have been warned. (This is humor and mature content. FICTION. Anything that an adventurer-type do is risky. This is not for the faintest of hearts.) (There are also Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia references and sex scenes in here. Once again, fair warning.) Additional tags: [ Satire, Adult, Mature audiences only, Monster girls from the monster girl encyclopedia enemy types mostly in volume 1.] NOTICE AS OF FEB 2019: Web novel hiatus indefinitely due to Amazon policy, people translating my shit and charging money for it, posting this on other sites without my permission. Please join discord and/or Facebook page for updates. Patreon will continue to get chapters as normal. Thank you truly for understanding! This is my livelihood and I don't want to lose it. ----- This series will cotninue on--a fun tribute to anime of all forms and satire--so much fun to write. Feel free to let it be that safety net in your library. Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for years xD. [See Amazon for edited versions + further continuations. See Facebook page or patreon for updates. And welcome to Team Stone.] Inspiration: PERSONA. Mob Psycho 100., Dragon Ball Z, Anime in general, anime waifus, anime waifu monster girls and MGE, The Land LitRPG audiobook. ---------- Advanced chapters and special bonuses now on: Patreon.com/syr456 Discord channel: https://discord.gg/t2qVaAR or cQMPSJG ^if you have any questions, concerns or vents, this would be the best place to reach me. Or if you're bored, want to increase the numbers, etc xD. MANGA can be found here: (https://Animetropesystem.net) Anime 3-minute OP and series are still TBA. There is a studio that will be contacted. Artwork can be found on Discord: Official Artwork channel. Facebook page: Syr456. Patreon. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Series timeline: -Professionally edited version of the works can be found on Amazon. Audiobooks can be found on Audible, released as the narrator in line with the narrator's schedule and Audible's.Reborn editions = old versions edited by the editor and converted to the new format. Volumes 12 and beyond began in the new format. It's a free update if you already own it. Volume 1-20 = season 1 on amazon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus: Volume 2's description: The story continues, following the events of its predecessor. In the anime world, Satovia, Clyde still battles the anime tropes, but no longer dances at the fingertips of the watchers. However, his friends have real issues, problems that intertwine with his own mission. Casting away selfishness, he finds himself awakening his real power. The Anime Trope System volume 2 brings with it, humor, anime tropes and… yanderes, references, perverseness, and a lot of character development. So, let’s level up and accidentally capture the hearts of anime girls while at it… ----------- Volume 3's description. The Anime Trope System is back in a 3rd action-packed, humor-packed, adventure in Satovia. Clyde’s next threat comes in the form of a classmate. While her descent occurs, the young man must deal with hornets (the monster girl kind), prepare to meet up with vampires, and even depose Alice’s father, the demon lord, once and for all.December’s volume will make you wish to be a part of Clyde’s party. His evolution from college boy to leader still has a way to go. But…how long will the gods stand by while a new rival rapidly grows.?----------- Volume 4's description. It's festival time! All would be perfect, fun, competitive. Well, try telling the vampires not to crash the damn party.January's volume arrives, a fourth book containing Clyde and his amazing party, humor and ass-kicking, happy and sad moments.While Clyde continues to strengthen himself so that he wouldn't die to the Viper, figures and organizations begin to move in the background. Join again to accidentally capture more anime girl hearts and combat those tropes... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 5's description: Ah, peace! Exams, a tiny break from the fighting, relaxation. Yeah, right. First of all, who left a certain potion in the fridge! Second, what will it take to get some common sense into the team ninja’s head. Clyde would like to know. Third, it is time to face a threat that has lurked in the city since volume 1…Clyde and his party is back in February’s issue, ready to dish out some fun in Satovia. Welcome to the fifth volume—and more anime shenanigans… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 6: A questline mentioned in the very early volumes has finally pulled Clyde's interest. Niyoto. However, it isn't some side quest or filler. In this city, things will get very interesting. From being introduced to a quite frightening faction that claim to fight for the good of humanity, crazy cultists, a demon lord with a rather...different personality, the sixth volume comes in strong.Clyde and his party is back in March's issue to take a step toward the ultimate goal of being strong enough to defeat the Viper.And the anime tropes continue to show themselves. Do you believe in the heart of the cards? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 9: stakes incredibly high, very intense! A dark volume. Can the team bounce through this?
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