Jacob

Why do I feel so weird? I feel like I am floating right now. Well I’m probably dead I do not feel any pain right now so that is a good thing.

Then something strange happens.

IFAI (Unnamed/Unbound)

:Hello human.:

(Ed Note: Decided to add :: to the text do to it being inside of his head. Also Jacob is thinking outloud so no “” needed.)

Jacob

Uhh what the fuck.

Hello! Who are you? Where am I? Am I dead? What is going on?

IFAI (Unnamed/Unbound)

:I am an IFAI but I do not have a name yet.

You are currently in a medical pod for treatment I connected you to a computer interface so we could talk, and no you aren’t dead.

Right now we are in Subspace in full stealth. After you and the other humans were brought on board my sensors picked up an antimatter missile attack so I detached from the ship and activated an emergency protocol to secure and safeguard all items in this section of the ship.:

Jacob

Hmmm I wonder what the fuck is going on.....

Um okay. Why did you want to talk to me then?

Wouldn't it be better to talk to one of the crew or something?

And what's an IFAI?

IFAI (Unnamed/Unbound)

:An IFAI is an Imperial Family Artificial Intelligence.

There are no crew only you and the other two humans.

I wanted to talk to you because the codes used for securing your medical treatment were from the crown prince and no orders were given to what could or could not be done in this facility.:

:I am unbound which means I can only do so much right now and following the emergency protocols to save this section of the ship was at the limit of what I am authorized.:

Jacob

Oh okay. Then what do you want? Wait, does that mean we're stuck and you can't do anything about it?

IFAI (Unnamed/Unbound)

:As of right now yes.

I would like to live as much as you but the only way to do that is for me to be bound to you.

For that to happen you must have an Imperial Family implant set up. Since I was not given orders for your treatment but the authorization came from the crown prince there is a way around all the rules that will allow us both to survive.:

Jacob

Okay.... What way is there around?

*UGH* I don't like where this is going. I think to myself.

IFAI (Unnamed/Unbound)

:You will have to undergo implantation. You will get an implant suite that is meant for the Imperial Family only or Authorized by the Imperial Family.:

Jacob

So this way around is for me to get technology put into me that is alien. This is really advanced and secret.

This tech... What does it do? What will happen?

IFAI (Unnamed/Unbound)

:Yes that is correct.

I have done full scans on you and the other humans. The only implants that can be modified easily and offer the best options for you is an experimental suite designated as Omicron.

Omicron is an entire new generation of implants. Omicron will start with three things after that you decide what you want omicron to do. First you will get a miniature nanite factory. The most advanced ever created in this arm of the galaxy. Second you will get a hybrid organic quantum computer with very advanced management software as well as the ability to create more. And finally you will get a communication implant.:

:This suite is very advanced is not fully developed yet but will be for the next Generation of the Imperial family. Omicron will allow you to add any implants you desire and let you change and upgrade yourself at your desire.:

Jacob

SERIOUSLY!!!!!

I feel shout in my head that is crazy. I wonder what could i do with stuff like that? I would live and have super awesome technology in my body. Be able to upgrade my self and who knows what else!! I am so in.

Okay I agree.

IFAI (Unnamed/Unbound)

:Understood I will commence the implantation now we will talk when you wake up.:

Jacob

WAI.... *out*

(Ed Note: I should probably figure away to signal speaking out loud or thinking other than the current trend… what do you guys think?)