Welcome to the--nah, we won’t be going with that standard entry this round.

So if you have made it this far, you probably noticed that the story is pretty much whacko with a sprinkle of uh...typical kid’s adult story.

Sounds weird? Tell me about it. Remember all those cartoons with really big explosions and the city getting blown up? We always gloss over the fact that someone should really have actually died when all those things happen and just mention all about how the heroic kids saved the day and all. Better still, no one dies.

Then we have slightly more realistic ones that tells you that people actually got hurt or died because they were not careful enough. But let’s face it, no real kids story have time for some deep drama.

And of course, adult because of all the talk of violence, sex, and morally dubious acts.

Honestly, I got nothing for you all in this chapter, ironically.

There was some talk (not here, obviously) about doing some character sheets for the more prominent characters, but not in a long shot, from what I see.

Plus we are about two thirds done now...oops, spoiler?

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Oh wait, there is a script here…

It says to briefly cover the history of M-chan. Like the more realistic one.

Okay then. For anyone expecting a continuation of the story, please tune in next week for an actual update.

For anyone else who is bored enough or genuinely interested, do read on.

Q: Is BT, as written as Baka Tsuki, really that one which most LN translation seekers should know of related to this story?

A. What do you think?

Q. Why is there so much rape and violence?

A. Because there is?

Q. How did this turn into a Q&A?

A. Because someone swapped out the remaining script. Let’s get back on track.

How this story came about:

Before Royal Road, the original version of the M-chan Wars was completed sometime in early 2013, if I still remember correctly.

So yes, whatever that is being posted here now belongs to some complete document of the wars.

Now, there is no plagiarising going on as it was all written by me (mostly, ideas came from all over) so not need to worry about that.

Basically, this war is pretty much the most complete thing that can be legibly read so its contents are edited for major errors, meaning you shouldn’t see any more lines that completely make no sense or is obviously a typo.

This does not include abnormal usage of tenses, as you might have noticed.

As for the true origin of this tale, the original document does have a more conclusive list of credits and whatnot. But I will leave it to you to find it if you are really interested to know more.

Credits aside, this all started from someone “shitposting” like a madman, attracting even more men responding and finally, a complete whacko who made it all into an out of world comprehensive text that is somewhat ashamed to call itself a light LN. (No, there is only webnovels, not light LNs)

Going on, like how nonsense go a long way in places like 2chan, 4chan, and in a more formal concept, reddit and so on, the pieces all came together and this was once a really active tale that has story updates of a length similar to webcomic One Punch Man of today but a lot faster because I was technically free (and motivated) back then.

Okay, enough about this. Let’s talk about the people of the Moon.

M-channers:

In its early days, the Moon was a place of sharing information, as with most groups. The main focus was on LNs, and obviously very specific doujins and games.

From time to time, highly opinionated members would spew their fair share of nonsense, turning an ordinary post into a hot comment stack of flaming turd.

This process is known as derailment, often followed with pictures of train accidents with the train goes way off track.

But of course, the rape train never stops. Leading us to trains that do not run on tracks, and derailment is a way normal course for any train on the Moon.

Point is, many other smaller skirmishes occurred in early M-chan days prior to this war, where a significant number took place in over the norm and got blown out of proportions.

As M-channers would put it, no BBQ party can end with clean up if a grenade is thrown onto the pit after the first hot dog.

Time and the Moon:

Like with every good community, nothing lasts forever.

As of today, M-chan can be considered as dead. The empty shell that remains is nothing more than a gravestone in the cemetery of the Internet.

So why write all this?

Well, because I can, I suppose.

This said, every grave has its tale. And no cause is lost as long as there is one fool to fight for it. (Ripping off a certain movie, yes)

No worries though. Whatever is left today still does bits of what it used to do. Except the people who remain are like old men doing old things, waiting to pass on.

TL;DR: (It means Too Long; Didn’t Read)

I will not waste anymore of your time and mine, concluding this little bit.

If anyone has any question (I doubt it), do post here and it might get addressed.

To the end and hopefully, the next war for Eros.

- asm -