5 minutes before full scale attack by M-chan Alliance:

- Mem-chan v1.0 booting up -

- User brainwaves detected -

- User life signs stable -

- Initialising mind scan -

- Mind scan complete; initiating link with Command -

- Link connected; retrieving user information -

- Start up complete -

"...welcome, 2LT Redshirt. Recognised as key personnel. Establishing connection with Key Comms, SSG Tony..."

Wow. This got weird in a hurry. Having arrived outside the Church a few hours back, we watched as CAT forces retreated behind the giant gates of the Church. Having around 6 hours from operation time, combat personnel took a short break to ready themselves for the day long battle ahead of us...assuming the battle is won before it's too late.

SC Simon, along with MG Simba, has since been in the huge tentage that was set up to be the frontline Command Centre.

COL Hitagi has also returned to battle with us after going through several rigorous mental and physical tests. After a brief conversation with SC Simon, COL Hitagi was given the green light to rejoin us to restore his honour as Yaoi Master and to put the Cat Tyrant down once and for all.

Not having too much to do myself, I wandered around with a tin of scotch that was given to me by MG Simba himself as a small reward for my work till now. Before having a chance to take a swing however, several armoured trucks arrived at our frontline camp with new gear for us to use in battle.

The "gear" is actually this mind reading device, that comes in the form of a 4mm thin skinpad. Sticking it to both sides our of our head and pressing on both at the same time for 5 seconds turns the other-worldly device on. And that leads us to this...

[Uhm...hi. Is this 2LT Redshirt?]

[Yes Sir! I mean yes HQ. Did this just happen in my head?]

[Affirmative, Lieutenant Redshirt. Also, try to keep monologues to yourself by switching to voice mode. You can do that by an active thought of passing thoughts only through words you think of speaking. Thank you.]

[Oh sorry. How embarrassing. What in Eros is this...]

[I can still hear you, Sir.]

Thinking of having the words I plan to speak being transmitted only, I turn to see our Leader climbing a makeshift 4 metres tall tower to address the troops gathered.

Running over, I end my first memory log here.

- End of memory log 1: 2LT Redshirt -

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A minute before the battle begins:

*Leader Simon is atop a tower addressing the troops*

SC Simon Walter, Leader of M-chan Alliance: Ladies! Gentlemen!

*Tyrant Cat is on screen of Public Channel 3 addressing CAT forces*

Tyrant Sumeragi VI Tirtha, CAT God of Oppai: Nyaa~ians~!

*View switches between the two as they speak*

SC Simon: Today! We charge forward! AND WE WILL NOT LOSE!

SC Simon: Today! We will restore Eros to its acceptance for all love and fetishes!

SC Simon: MOE! LOVE! EROS! ALLIANCE FORCES! CHARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Tyrant Cat: Nyaa~~~! Let's spill some milk, shalln't we? NYA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~~~Meeeooowww~~~!

*Warcries can be heard from both sides as Alliance Forces charge towards the gate*

Let the FINAL BATTLE...BEGIN!