《The Cakeboss Chronicles》Pie pies
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Just as the chomp was wondering why the entire army of pies didn't just rise up at once and doom them, that's precisely what happened. His worst fears were confirmed.
It all made sense if one assumed that the pies were being controlled by an external entity, perhaps another malicious chomp? Whatever or whoever this entity was, they had apparently been testing the waters by sending out their foot soldiers in smaller numbers. Now that the chomp and Poot had decimated the front ranks of the pie army, this entity had decided to mobilize the entire cohort in a fit of rage.
"Locked and loaded", said Poot.
The chomp supposed this meant his stink blast was ready. But he wasn't sure a single blast would be enough to take on all of the pies at once.
"Is there any way for you to increase your blast radius?"
"Not with my current fuel supplies", responded Poot.
"I'll need a lot more pie."
"How much more?" Asked the chomp.
There are often hidden depths to chomps that one does not always see on the surface. For instance, no chomp had bothered to look beyond Poot's stank to realize what a great mathematician he was.
Poot did a few mental calculations.
"Judging by the mean weights of all the pies we've encountered here, and my current metabolic rate... let's see..."
"Around 3.14 pies", Poot concluded.
The chomp thought about this for a bit.
"You stay here", he said finally, "and focus on charging up. Don't waste your blasts. I'll get you the pies."
The chomp ran towards the now levitating army and flanked them from the grassland on one side of the road. He waved at the pies frantically.
"Helloooo! Big, jiggly chomp over here! Smack me in the face if you dare!"
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8 133The Forgotten Lands
The lands close to the edge of the world, which is marked by an ever-present fog, are known as the barrens. A blighted land in which crops struggle to grow , with only the very poor and desperate to occupy the scarce villages. Naturally making it a haven for outlaws.It is in one of these barrens that a raider called Raegan was born and raised, feared and respected by the cut-throats he grew up around.The world has been told that magic is responsible for cursed regions known as the Forgotten Lands. For this reason anyone with the gift of magic are labelled abominations, a crime punishable by death and enforced by the Malleus Maleficarum, the worlds leading religion. Raegan is one such abomination, untrained in whatever magic he may have.Even in the lawless barrens those with magic aren't looked upon favourably, and so Raegan has kept his 'gift' hidden from all but his closest friend. But now he wants to leave behind the dangerous wasteland that is his home and everything he has ever known, in the effort to seek new experiences.No matter where this new path will take him, good or bad.
8 86Wolf's Cry
I always thought less of myself than what my real potential was. Until that day, until that moment. What changed, I still do not know, but something did and the monster, that I am now, was born. I died that moment, not physically but mentally and I was reborn or reincarnated as I might paraphrase.P.S : COMPLETE
8 181The Father of All (Rewritten Version)
The Observer had always remained faithful to its duty, to learn and to remember all that would come to pass so that when its Creator returned, it would recount all that it had learned and remembered. But the Universe has stagnated, History repeats itself over and over and the Observer could learn nothing new. This would not do, how could it face its creator with what was basically repetition, monotonous, boring, repetition. But how would it break this looping cycle? How would it write the History of the Universe itself anew?
8 122God´s Games
A soul lost in total darkness hears a voice and follows it. That's the start of a new adventure, in another world with many surprises, that are still to come. Follow the story of the lost soul, who became a new person in another world full of magic and swords. To find out the rest see the story of the Soul, that became a Legend to be told. Author Note: Hello, guys, this novel will get updated daily so do check it from time to time. Thanks for your time and hope you enjoy the story.
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