《WTF WORLD》Chapter 6
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The stats Maron observed got him so frustrated, he started to think that he made the wrong decision in choosing an infinite ammo machine gun. ‘How the fuck can this kill a stronger monster, I only got lucky with that alpha wolf, what about the other stronger monsters?’ he thought to himself. “Just a Desert Eagle, huh, what if I just need to level up more to get stronger guns?” said Maron convincing himself that that was the reason, time passed by as Maron was experimenting on the desert eagle, he stored the Desert Eagle and decided to get out and explore the city. Maron went to the room beside his, he knocked and said “Hey Wuglat, you there”. “Yeah” Wuglat answered behind the door without opening it, by the sound of the voice, it looked like he was resting.
“Can you guide me I was planning to buy an outfit for my date later” Maron said to the door. Wuglat opened the door and said “sure, let’s go, I’ll show you around too”.
The two of the got out of the Odd Chair and went around the city, Wuglat guided Maron to anywhere he wanted to go, they visited a potion shop, magic shop, weapon shop, everything that maron was curious about Wuglat took him to, their last stop was a clothing store named ‘Sew Nice’, not only does this shop sell clothes, it also sells armors.
“Good afternoon Sir Nasir” said Wuglat courteously to the owner of Sew Nice, Nasir was an elf, He was a friendly elf, in fact he was the one who gave Wuglat his magical pouch. He’s also gay, you could see it in the way he dresses and move about.
“Hello Wuglat, what can I help you with?” asked Nasir with a smile
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“This friend of mine needs something for his date” said Wuglat pointing to Maron, to which Maron shyly waved, he was amazed on Nasir’s dress, He was wearing a gown.
“Alright young man, come here and let this mama dress you up” Nasir pulled Maron to a nearby room without giving him a chance to reject, after a little while Maron went out of the room looking like a different person, He looked like a person of nobility, but it wasn’t enough for Maron. “I want a cape” he said, afterwards Maron got out of ‘Sew Nice’ head held high and chest out.
The duo decided to split up now that Maron has an outfit, also because the appointed time of fetching Dianne was coming, Maron knew the rough idea of where the Lowlaws is, so he told Wuglat to go back first. Maron showed up in front of the guild where Dianne was already waiting for him, she already saw him from far away because of how he dressed, even before arriving in fornt of the guild Dianne was already laughing inside.
“Hahaha, you look different” Dianne said chuckling.
“Well, you didn’t like my shirt earlier, so I got dressed” Maron said while chopping his suit.
“Let’s go” He said again.
The two of them walked to a nearby restaurant, ordered some food and drinks, having a fun time, as they were only eating, Maron was constantly asking her about the different monsters, the terrain and what is about this kingdom.
“Do you know the name of the king?” asked Maron before sipping on a glass of wine.
“Of course, the name of the king is Jesus Christ” answered Dianne, almost getting Maron to spit out his drink. Maron got so taken aback about what Dianne said, ‘so he was here, huh’
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“What about the monsters around this place. Can you inform me about them?” Maron asked.
“Sure, what do you want to know” said Dianne.
“The weak monsters” said Maron.
“A goblin, it’s one of the weakest, anyone who wants to become an adventurer got to start with goblins or slimes” Dianne said. “Wolves, Ogres, Trolls, Golems, Wyverns, once you see a wyvern you need to immediately run the other way” Dianne added as she listed the monsters from weakest to strongest. “Those are just the common ones I know, there are a lot of monsters outside, there might even be ones that we still don’t know of.” She said.
Maron hearing what Dianne said got a vague idea of what he wants to do from now on, as the night passes with their laugh they decided to now get home, because it was getting late. Maron accompanied Dianne to her house, shortly they reached the house of Dianne, seeing as the conversation has stopped, but she still didn’t want Maron to leave, she decided to invite Maron inside for a drink. Maron was overjoyed because of this turn of events, ‘I’m going to ravage her tonight’ He thought, like a maniac.
Maron went inside and sat on the couch in the living room while Dianne went straight to the kitchen to get some drinks, Maron was getting restless by the minute, when Dianne came back she had a bottle of rum with her, “Let’s have a drink” Dianne said. “Sure” Maron quickly replied, As the night deepens while the two of them were drinking and exchanging stories, both clearly waiting for the other to make a move. Maron gathered his courage and decided to lean in for a kiss, in which Dianne didn’t reject, slowly Maron’s hands were reaching for Dianne’s boobs which caused Dianne to moan “Mn.”, this moan got Maron turned on, He ripped the shirt of Dianne apart, two huge mountains displayed themselves in front of Maron. He delved his head at the middle of the two big hills, not stopping there he licked and bit the nipples of Dianne like a motherfucking beast, can’t restrain himself any longer he quickly undressed and ripped the undergarment below and immediately inserting his thing in, that caused Dianne to moan in pleasure “Mn, Mn, Mn” she shouted, because of this instead of slowing down Maron went faster and turned to a beast, he ravaged Dianne not thinking about anything else, only focusing on what’s in front of him, as the night deepens only moans and sounds of body clashing with each other could be heard all throughout the house.
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