《Let's Explore The New World!》3.Why Pineapple?!
Advertisement
After getting dressed,we left out the front door and headed toward the carriage that was waiting just outside the castle gates.
"Belle, I realize you're rich but did you really need to have this big ass yard..."
The yard in question was as big as two football fields.Cement paved a road from the front door to the castle gates,other than that It was just grassy plains and a line of trees that follow the road.
"It's not like I made the castle,It just came with the job" said Belle as she walked along side me and watched some guards in the distance train with their swords.
I just heard something unbelievable .
"Job? what job?you're a goddam goddess..the only job you should have is relaxing,9-5,with no days off"
Working is in the top 5 things I hate the most.When i was still back home I was working a retail job.With all the unpaid overtime,horrible people, and shitty coworkers.How I didn't kill myself In the year I worked there is beyond me.Maybe I do have magic! and the only spell I can cast allows me to put up with any kind of crap.
The spell of bullshitfication
Effects:Allows caster to put up with any kind of unreasonable situation
Duration:Lifetime
Cost:No Mana required!
I hold back my laugh as Belle starts talking.
"Being a goddess or god doesn't prevent you from needed a place to sleep,food,and clothing."
And this whole time I thought they had it made.
".....Then what's the point of being one?"
Belle sighed as she continued
"Well....It's something that helps when you're looking for a job related to magic."
The sound of guards sparring can be heard.
"All this time... people from my plane raise gods to be this big thing,the protectors of humanity.Turns out,It's just something they can put down on their resume." I laugh
Advertisement
"For someone who lived in that plane you don't seem that bothered by it"Said belle with an expression like something caught her attention.
"Why would it? seems much more realistic than a bunch of gods waiting around to answer our prayers and only want the best for us."
"hm....then if you don't believe in the gods then what do you believe in?people?love? "
"People,Iove?I don't know about that.But i do believe in myself,at least that guy sticks around"
Belle giggles
"You say that.But before I summoned you,there would be days where you would get too drunk and start rambling about how you want to go on adventures with people."Belle jogs a bit ahead and starts walking backwards so now we are facing each other.
"How are you suppose to enjoy an adventure with people if you don't trust them?This is the kind of world you always wanted to be in,you won't enjoy it if you're all alone."
I stop and get down on one knee
"Life advice from a goddess! To receive such words ! This mere mortal shall engrave your wisdom deep in my heart! "
Belle stops walking ,makes a confused face then as if having a realisation, smiles
"Stand up child, I am but only a lonely goddess showing the way to a lost one"
She plays along.
"For one with such beauty and wisdom to be lonely should be a crime! In return for your advice ,Please allow this mortal to help. why are you lonely oh great goddess?"
Belle takes a few steps forward and does exaggerated movements
"I searched for centuries for the one I can call my lover.But alas,None can fill this void in my heart."
I stand up
"I believe I can be of assistance! I know of a lost magic that can find anyone their perfect love,I only need to cast it and you shall know who is the love of your life."
Advertisement
Belle rushes up to me
"Oh dear stranger! I implore you to cast it !"
"As you wish"
I throw random karate chops in the air and then flick her forehead
"It is done."
Belle takes a step back,spins around on her toes and falls toward me
I catch her
"Oh stranger,It appears your magic was too effective..."
Belle quickly flicks one of her fingers and a wind tears some leaves from nearby trees and gently spin them around us
She wraps her arms around my neck
"How will you take responsibility?"
we stare at each other.
"pfft''
"pfft"
We both start laughing as Belle and I start walking.
"hahaha!,What was with those random chops ! I almost broke down laughing right then and there!"said Belle as she wiped some tears from her eyes.
"I tried to make it look like a spell ! Say whatever you want I think I pulled it off. "
"Michael,Is it too hot for you ? pfft L-Let me cast some wind magic"
Belle starts throwing karate chops
"asshole.."
I'll never admit it to her,but I enjoyed it.
She kept this up until we reached and entered the carriage.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I sat by the window and Belle sat across from me as the carriage started heading to the school.
The carriage Itself had all kinds of designs of dragons on the roof the of the interior.The seats were red and extremely comfortable.Under the seats, there is a drawer with a bottles sitting on ice.
One way or another she somehow reminds me of how rich sh-oh right ! I almost forgot.
"Belle,What was your job?"
Belle makes a bitter face
"I'm part of the security,In case anything gets past the barrier."
Doesn't she mean anyone?Or rather who would be dumb enough to attack an elite school?
"You don't look very happy.Your job is pretty sweet,have you seen your castle?This goddam carriage is proof,we are sitting in proof. "
I grab one of the bottles......Pineapple?wait..Why are all the bottles pineapple?!.................... ah fuck it.
I take a sip and offer some to Belle,she rejects.Looks like I'm drinking alone.
"There is nothing wrong with the job,the castle or the goddam carriage."Belle takes a deep breath
"While I was in school,this job was advertised as the job.well,it is the job everyone wants."
Belle continues
"I haven't left this school since I started,400 years ago,400! I barely even saw anything of the world.Yet I spend my days in the castle or patrolling the school grounds,this job sucks. "
Wait,...
"so yeah,you can say I'm not happy"
"Wait! WaitWaitWait! You can't just gloss over that ! what do you mean 400 ! How old are you?"
Belle looks confused for a second
"2,000 years old....why?"
This completely slipped my mind ! She is a goddess,a living fantasy being in a different plane,she has a different live span!Does this make her old?no wait...If she is that old,does she have kids already?...
I look at Belle,I need to be subtle
"do you have kids?"
"what.........No! I'm only 2,000 why would I have kids?!"
So she is not a mom so no baggage... and She looks like she is in her 20's.....
Belle leans forward
"For you it may be old ,but it's young among magic users!"
"No one said anything about you being old.."
"Why else would you ask my age?!"
"you're overreacting.."
The carriage stops and I hear a commotion outside.
"Belle,we can talk about this later,I think we're here."
I leave the bottle back in the drawer and get ready to open the door.
"showtime."
Advertisement
- In Serial49 Chapters
Odyssey of the Unrivalled
What do you do when you have it all? When you can do anything, go anwhere, know anything with less effort than stretching your fingers? When you feel jealous of any passer-by, just because they have something to do, somewhere to be? The answer was simple to him: erase your memories, seal your power and live a normal life. Still, something felt wrong. It just didn't feel... fulfilling. But then a magical formation appears in his office, and he and his co-workers get catapulted into another world. Profanity will be kept to a minimum, but will be included to keep realism. There will be some gore, vegans and animal activists alike beware. Will include some comedy, some meaningful conversation (I hope) and some things you will (hopefully) never expect in this genre. Hopefully quality will increase as it goes on. No schedule for chapters, but they will keep coming. Feedback welcome. View my other story at https://royalroadl.com/fiction/13168/fork-this-life
8 87 - In Serial73 Chapters
Planet-Eater Reincarnation (in Star Wars)
He wakes up without being able to see, taste or hear. Or even smell! But, after developing an eye for himself, he's able to recognize two facts: one, he is no longer human, and two, he's not on Earth anymore. He's in the middle of an asteroid field, stuck on a moderately large one with nothing around him but endless space. Heck, he's not even in the solar system! And now it's up to him to grow larger and stronger in order to avoid being eaten. Going by the leviathan-sized creatures swimming about the asteroid field, he has a long way to go before he can so much as try to live calmly. ---- Don't let the fanfiction tag scare you off. This only barely takes place in that universe since I like the basics of the lore and nothing more. It will barely feature a single prominent character, and the focus will mostly just be on the main character trying to grow himself out of danger, in the meantime denying the very idea that he could possibly be lonely. The first few dozen chapters will entirely focus on him growing from almost a gnat all the way to a real asteroid-eater. After that, an actual story will appear. Got the idea when I was reading the 2017 Darth Vader comic and my mind suddenly flashed back to that scene in the original trilogy when they're in some asteroid field and almost get eaten by a big monster. I loved that scene, and my inhibitions will no longer chain me. Enjoy, but don't take this too seriously.
8 833 - In Serial9 Chapters
I'll try this cultivation thing
Life is the biggest mystery of all. Magic is fascinating when depicted in a book but it becomes a normal thing when it's used for daily chores. A young soul like many other in the vast ocean of souls was reborn in a new world where new life and adventure waits for him. Cultivation, magic, laws, gods, heaven, hell. How will this young soul deal with the things that cross the boundary of one's imagination? A prologue or few chapters may look same but the plot might thicken and plotholes might shorten. Let's find out after few feedbacks.
8 162 - In Serial36 Chapters
Blood Limit
This time I've gone ahead and chosen my very own bloodline limit. With it, how could I possibly fail. the thing that stand in the path I forge shall soon fall away for its time for my own grand appearance as The MC! ~Arc 1 chapter 1-19 ~Arc 2 chapter 20- ?" ------_________------- (Disclaimer : Ok ill be brief and say I don't own naruto at all if you readers notice things from other shows or whatever I'm not the creator nor claim to be. ) But I am absolute owner of my other novel which isn't s fanfict. ~~ ~ This is only a Naruto fanfiction, if I add any thing it will be only from anime - maybe games and nothing else. If I add things from other anime it will be seen here. -Naruto (world, abilities, characters) -Fantasy (Swamp, Elf, zombie, modern day, 'pending..') - ~synopsis in/complete editing~
8 182 - In Serial6 Chapters
A Magic of Man
A collaborative project written by u/Alex_146 and u/107Zombly on the HFY subreddit Since the beginning of time, whenever a great evil threatened the world, the proud Kingdom of Lavra would summon heroes to end the great evil and save the world. Tales of grand adventures, of heroic party members facing against the odds and coming out on top would spread all across the continent. So when news came of a new dark lord arose from the snowy tundras of the northern continent, armies of mages assembled to conduct the summoning ritual once more. However, this time, the summoned heroes seem to act a little erratically. Instead of honorably taking up the sacred quest with glee and excitement, these heroes were a little more than reluctant. And what does "Engineer" mean anyway? Updates whenever we finish a new chapter
8 208 - In Serial32 Chapters
The Chrome Horde
Sixteen years into a fossil-fuel apocalypse, a motorized Mongol Horde rides again. Baraat Buriyat, a young concript, finds himself launched up the ranks after a near-suicidal display of bravery and will soon have to learn how to be a leader of men in a world filled with cruel techno barbarians, predatory gods and savage strangeness.
8 117

