Meanwhile 16 - Hold on a second

XD. I really need to do a less xianxia story ;_;

Wait wait wait. Hold on a second.

You're trying to tell me that I have some ancient bloodline of the dragon?

That in the modern day martial arts experts that can fly exist.

Okay, now, calm down a second. Hold it.

Can we just not do this? Can we skip this and go straight to the hook up?

Why are you looking at me like that? Listen, think for a second.

I still have a normal family right? I know how this shit goes.

The longer we talk, the more likely it is that either all of them will die or be held hostage against me later.

I don't want my family involved, so I'm not getting involved. The problem is this bloodline right?

You need it awakened or something right? I'm some mutant from a branch family that hasn't practiced martial arts in like a thousand years who somehow has thick blood right?

Here's the thing. I know you are not telling me things. Like how your bloodline is just as pure, but you need a male heir right?

Gotcha.

So, lets have a kid.

Please stop hitting me with your tsuntsun bullshit, lets be 3-dimensional people here.

Our kid is pretty much guaranteed to have a pure bloodline right? So then, pass this all onto him.

He'll be born in the clan, taught your martial arts, and he a legitimate heir.

He won't have to go through any of the shit I'll have to, being a complete outsider from a "commoner" family.

What if its a girl? Then we have more kids, don't ask stupid questions.

Again with the hitting, stop it please.

I bet you nine times out of ten, you go back to your elders and tell them this plan, they will agree.

Yeah, I know. It's fucked up. Thats why I'm not getting involved.

Yeah, right now. Sorry, I know alright.

See you soon. I'm going to go watch my otaku light novel bullshit that may or may not have been the reason I thought of all this before you even showed up.