《The Birth of the God of Mana》Chapter 12: The Makarena part 2
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Rory’s POV:
“AHHHHH” Sapphire screamed and punched George.
“Why did you do that” I screamed.
“He was making fun of me!” She whined back.
“No he wasn’t!” I yelled “He has a magic pet ball named Balley!”
“HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM”
“Very” Mumbled the brown haired boy.
“WHAT WAS THAT JAMES!”
“Nothing nothing” James said frightened.
“I turn away for one minute and the classroom is half frozen and a student is frozen solid.” Mrs. Honey said with malice.
We turned to face her and we all simultaneously peed and pooped our pants. Mrs. Honey had an aura of
darkness around her and we could literally see the grim reaper appearing behind her. Mrs. Honey walked over to the ice and put her hand on it. A magic circle appeared and the room suddenly got very hot, but the
ice didn’t even budge. Mrs. Honey turned around with a very fake smile and with a very kind voice, with an
obvious bloodlust said “Sapphire, how angry were you when you hit George.”
“I was angrier than I have ever been, I wanted to wipe his face clean off.” She said meekly looking down.
“Ok, then it’s decided, no candy for a month.” Mrs. Honey said happily, causing Sapphire to instantly fall
unconscious. Placing her hand on the ice, it melted quickly freeing George and the pencil shaped Balley.
I ran to George. “Are you okay?” I asked
“I’ve changed, I was there for too long.” He said as if he was an old man
“Wait what?” I asked confused.
“I’ve also gotten sick of the Makarena.” He said in the same old man voice.
You shouldn’t have said that George. I started to do the Makarena and singing the song. George looked horrified and when I was done.
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“BAHAHAHAHA!” He laughed “You look like an idiot! You actually believed me!” This caused all the other students to start laughing, Mrs. Honey even chuckled. I was as red as a ripe tomato.
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(The Real Author){ Also I have decided to give up on a plot for now, so for a while this is just going to be (Very) funny school stuff and probably some magic stuff too.}
Hey, I'm the real author (No me) [No me]. {Nope you are just figments of my imagination.}
Nooooo (ooooo) [oooooo] {Yup, now go do my English homework, it's soooooooooo boring.}
{Ok, I don't mean that now this is going to become a sitcom, I mean that I'm going to just have fun for a while with the school setting, and the characters that are there. I do plan to have a plot, and Sapphire will probably stay as an important character, but I'm going to take my time with school, George and Rory are NOT going to be geniuses that graduate after one year, they will be learning. Although time-skips will be frequent. Sorry for the understanding}
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