《Irresponsible Former God of War Renox》First day at A.M.S (part 2)
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"Okay brats! I'm your new combat teacher Lylian Storm. I'm a strict teacher, so no fucking around. Got it?"(Lylian)
"Yes!"(everyone)
So Lylian is the combat teacher. Makes sense. She is wearing black running shoes, black workout pants, blue t-shirt and a black sport hoodie. The others got into their sport clothes. As for me I'm wearing the same clothes and my hood is still up. I'm just waiting for the fight.
Currently we are in the indoor arena here. It's pretty big and has a ton of open space.
"Okay brats! Start running ten laps around the school."(Lylian)
Everyone starts running and me and Lylian stay here. She looks at me and says:
"You start running too."(Lylian)
"I'm wearing jeans, so I don't really wanna run."(Renox)
"I don't give a fuck, so get your ass moving."(Lylian)
"Okay."(Renox)
I say it with a bored voice and dash off at 100km/h. One school lap is 1km, so I finish the running in 6 minutes. Getting back to the arena I sit down on a bench next to Lylian. Taking one of the beers on the bench, I open the can and take a sip.
"Student's shouldn't drink."(Lylian)
"Same for teachers durning work time."(Renox)
"Good point."(Lylian)
And so I finish a can, crush it and throw it to a trashbin.
"I didn't know they sell water in cans now."(Renox)
"It's American beer. I can't get drunk during school hours."(Lylian)
"Makes sense. You should pack it away now. Somebody is coming."(Renox)
She quickly puts the box into her Storage book and throws away her empty can. The one to arrive is a blond haired ikemen. He looks at me and says:
"Shouldn't you be running?"(ikemen)
"I finished like five minutes ago, so I'm waiting for you snails here."(Renox)
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He looked slightly irritated after my remark and sat on a bench away from us. After ten minutes everyone arrive, so Lylian got up and walked to the middle of the arena with clipnoard in her hands
"Okay brats! Now you'll have one-on-one match with each other, so I would see your fighting style."(Lylian)
She looks at the clipnoard and says the first two fighters. This goes on until It's my turn.
"Okay next is Nox and James."(Lylian)
Getting up from the bench I walk on one side of the arena and James on the other side. He then created his weapon and armour. I just look at him taking his stance, while holding my hands in my hoodie pockets. His weapon is a two handed silver sword and he wears silver medium armor. He was blessed by Týr assuming from the power I feel from him
"Are you not going to create your armor and weapon?"(James)
"It's already created so lets start the match."(Renox)
"Fight!"(Lylian)
As soon as she says that, James dashes at me with his sword and tries to stab me in the head. I dodge it and he continues a parry of thrusts and slices for a minute. I dodge it all and finally getting bored of it, I catch his blade with my thumb, index and middle finger. Holding his blade I say:
"That's it. Dissapointing."(Renox)
I then enchant his blade with explosive and jump away. The blade explodes exactly when I land, destroying his blade and sending him flying. He should be fine? I think. Looking at where he landed I see him moving and slowly getting up. When he is finally standing normally he mutters something and what I could read from lips was:
"....Never humiliated.... Life."(James)
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Oooh. Did I hurt your ego?
He restores his armour and creates a new sword. He dashes at me again. He starts attacking me again and I dodge every attack. Getting bored of it, I decide to finish the match with a kick in the nuts. He drops his sword and holds onto his balls:
With a very high pitched voice he says:
"You hit me in the nuts!"(James)
"Yep."(Renox)
And I punch him in the face, knocking him out. Looking around I see shocked students and a teacher who tries her hardest not to laugh. Looking at the idiot on the ground I mutter to myself:
"He should be taken to nurses office."
Lylian finally getting back to her teacher mode says:
"Okay. Winner is Nox. Onto the next match and could someone drag the idiot out of the arena please?"(Lylian)
Because I'm the closest, I grab him by his leg and drag him out of the arena.Stepping out,James's head fell on the floor, because the arena is 30cm higher than this floor. Walking few more steps I drop his leg and walk to a bench, where I sit down. Losing my interest again, I take out my phone and play some Angry Birds 2. After ten minutes of fighting and then some training, the two hours class ends and now it's lunch break.
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Thanks to la Shub-Niggurath for proofreading
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