*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

Awakening to a soft comfy bed, my body felt as if it'd be through a blender, twice... the sound of machines and beeping in the background waking me fully.

*Groan* "Where am I?" my voice croaking, as if saw dust was trapped in my lungs.

A women in white who was nearby having heard my call, scrambled over towards me checking my pulse and some other things.

"Doctor he's awake!" she called out *BANG* the door flies open as a short man and bowl cut hair, somewhat strangely familiar.

"How are you lance?"

"Who are you? where am I?...." I called out painfully.

"Your family has been informed of your awakening Mr Lance, you've been in a coma since an unfortunate accident" He said calmly.

"How long was I in this coma?" my question making him twitch slightly.

"Don't worry about that, it wasn't too long your family said they were only half an hour away"

*beep beep beep* the sound of a heart monitor increasing.

"Doctor...how long have I been in this coma" I called out in a somewhat stern voice.

"*Sigh* You've been in a coma for six and a half years" his voice holding a calm harshness to it.

*beep beep beep*

Silence filling the somewhat quiet room I could hardly even gasp at the surprising revelation, drained of what little strength I had darkness once again filled the void.

"Nurse mark down on Mr lances records as having woken up in the year 2022 April 1st"

And thus that wonderfully weird dream I had came to an end...

THE END....until April 2nd.

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Authors note:

I might be a little too cruel for my own good

FYI I'm not really ending the story