《A Weird Book #1》17. Fatass-gasm (Bonus Chapter)
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Ch 17 P-2
None would ever know or believe it, but it was a jealous girl who first created the Fatass-gasm meme. It was the idea that every time some girl lost her fat ass, it's spirit would go out into the world and attempt to make some skinny girl gain weight, and thus come back to life. She posted her story in green-text on Endchan, and some bored graphics designer in LA or some major city laughed and slapped together a no effort drawing of a flying pink butt with tiny wings.
Little did he know, he would be getting quints. He was rather surprised, and a good number of people checked his dubs. The image began to be posted and incorporated into existing memes, and eventually a raid was organized to harass a female celebrity who just couldn't seem to stop feeding the troll fire. Some of the edited images showing a ghostly, disembodied pink butt with wings almost looked too real. Mostly, they showed crude, beginner image editing attempts to put a flying pink butt behind famous and out of style celebrity women.
The news organizations reported on the issue and were dismissive in general, framing the issue as an assault on women's rights. Their poor word choice led to a full blown Ass-ult by the anons, a photoshop war waged mostly on news anchors, male and female. Pictures from weeks later would show, many of them were wearing larger pants.
Nobody would believe it. Nobody would even entertain it.
But the anons, they knew. The oldest of the oldfags, they could smell the magic in the air. Some of them had been studying it for years, some for decades. They were the uninitiated students of Jung, Bardon, Bruce, and the raving schizophrenics who would have been called shamans in less civilized times, who were today just called faggots like everyone else on the internet.
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They went deeper into endchan's depths and established for themselves a place to plan and plot. From these secret chambers, strange ideas were grown and spliced, and the technology to deploy them.
The Wizard Beach Club had been established, and soon the world would know what they could do. All they had to do was wait. Wait for the next meme storm.
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