I should have known I was going to hit by a truck in my first day in Japan. Come on Joe you read tons of manga and light novels, and watch a shit load of Anime. You should of know when a kid went into a street going after a ball and you pulled him out of the way you should of have known this would be your fate.

Joe: Well At least I know that the kid is alright

Right now I am in a white room. I guess I am waiting to be judged for all my pass deeds. Which really is not much anyway. I just wish I could have gotten a girlfriend before I died. I did not even get see one boob in my life that is just sad. As I am sulking in a feadle position in the corner. A girl appear a lollie in a white dress, blonde twintails and big blue eyes.

Girl: Greeting Yamaoto Takeshi I am god and I am here to send you on a mission

Joe: Excuse me?

The girl now known as god just said my name is Yamoto Takeshi which is wrong because my name is Joseph Seto. I am half African American half Japense 16 year old kid. I was born and raised in Brooklyn New York and won a trip to my father's homeland.

God: I know your confuse but you have a great destiny

Joe: I am confuse yes, but that is not why because my name it not Yamoto Takeshi. My name is Joseph Seto.

God: Hah?

Joe: My name is Joe.

God: Your not Yamamoto Takeshi.

Joe: Not Yamamoto Takeshi never met the man in my life.

God: SHIT !

She begin to cuse under her breath than she makes a table appear out of nowhere. She starts taking out files. She Than picks out two. She curses again and yells out someone name.

God: ANGELA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE !

A bumbling angel that is twice god size in more ways than one. She has blonde hair green eyes and a halo over her head. When she get right infront of me she trips and I can see her panties white and pure just like her soul. I quickly cover my nose.

Angela: Ow that hurt hi boss. Who is that I did not know we had guess.

God: Angela I ask you to bring me Yamamoto Takeshi does this looks like Yamamoto Takeshi HE DOES NOT EVEN LOOK JAPANESE !

Joe: Technically I am half Japanese.

God: YOU SHUT UP !

Joe: Yes mam

Angela: Now that I think about it he does look darker. Well I sent the truck like you asked. You said send the truck at exactley 10:00 am

The god suddenley does a face palm and she start glaring at the idiotic angel. Angela cowers in fear.

God: Angela I said 10:00 pm. I said PM YOU DOLT !

Angela: Woops

The vain starts to bulge in God's head and she fans her away not wanting to deal with her dimwitted subordinate.

God: This is what I get for thinking she could handle a little more responsabilty. If she was not my daughter she be so fired.

Joe: THAT IS YOUR DAUGHTER !

God: I know it surprise she has my looks but the brain of her father. That what you get for marrying a god from diffrent demsion. I should have listen to my mother. Now What are we going to do with you. I realize we kind of dropped the ball with this one so there should be some sort of compensation. Good thing I have your file.

Joe: Can't you just send me back

God: Sorry that is against the rules, but I can send you somewhere eles. Now let see where do I send you here is the perfect place.

Joe: Don't I get a say in this

God: Sorry I have to find a world were there is no God or a God weaker than me to send you here is the perfect place. You like boobs rights

Joe:,,,no

God: Don't lie to God I read your file.

Joe: Yes

God: Ok I will send you to the DxD world. There god is dead and people get away with a lot shit in that universe.

Joe: You mean that TV show with all the Devils and the Pervey Dragon

God: Yeah that one

Joe: I just can not go there like myself I will die. I have seen that show. I will probably be impaled by a deadly spear of light.

God: That is true you do look useless ok I got and idea I will give you two powers and reincarnate you. I will also give a starter kit.

Joe: Hmm ok two powers better than nothing

God: You have 10 seconds 9..8....7

Joe: OH WAIT ! Ok I am going

I decide the two powers are from the two animes that I was watching before I died.

Joe: I want unlimted blade works and to be able to fight like Archer from Fate Stay Night can that count as one.

God: Your pushing it but I will allow it. Done ok next.

Joe: I want the Imagine Breaker from A certain Magical Index. I want to be able to turn it on and off at will.

God: Why aren't you specific ok done. Now that taken care of Why don’t you stand right there

Joe: Like this

God: Perfect now make sure you tuck and roll on your way out

Joe: What... AHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Then God hits a button and I fall through a trap door. I can hear her say something abouth just shootig lighting at Yamamoto Takashi the old fashsion way. I feel sorry for that bastard. I hit the dirt but strangely I am fine. It looks like crash next to lake. I look at myself and I have changed my brown eyes are red and my hair is white. When did I get abs. Great all I needed to do to get hot was die. Than a backpack falls next to me.

Joe: I guess this is the starter kit

I look in and see a box with chess pieces, clothing, food,a sword, and a DVD.

Jow: How the hell am I going to play this

Suddenley a TV and DVD player fall from the sky. I guess that is conveinent. I put in the DVD. It is God and I see her in a school teacher outfit with glasses

God: Hello Class I am Mrs. God and I am going to teach you everything you need to know about being a Devil

Joe: WHAT !