《Gotta Gacha》A Prologue
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In an entirely white space a massive circular capsule with arms and legs reminiscent of a cartoon existed. It's body was comprised of a toy capsule, and gloves and shoes held onto its body by large black lines. It’s eyes were similar too googly eyes you could buy at a dollar store, and it wore an equally massive crown and red cape.
This massive capsule was brooding over a gold coin in it’s hand that was over half of it’s own height. But despite the size and immense weight of the coin the capsule was still somehow able to hold it up with only one of it’s seemingly fragile hands.
The coin itself wasn’t to detailed and looked more like something you would use in an arcade. On both sides of the coin there were only the simple inscriptions GG with a crown on top of it.
The capsule stood up and brought the coin to a floating crank with a slot in it similar to a gachapon. The capsule monster flew up and inserted the gold coin into the crank, and it magically began to turn.
“When the Gods said let there be light, there was light! And when I say let there be Gacha! There is Gacha!” (???)
The crank made a loud noise and out popped a capsule. The capsule rolled into the white space before opening and disappearing into light. After the light faded it revealed the bodies of three young men and one woman.
They all began to slowly wake up, and when the woman turned to the monstrous capsule, she let out a frightened scream
“AAAHH!” (Girl)
Her screamed woke up the rest of the men, who also screamed
“IT’S GODZILLA!” (Guy 1)
“A MONSTER!” (Guy 2)
“What the fuck is this shit…” (Guy 3)
The capsule looked at them and sighed
“Fear not children I am the Great and Powerful Gachachacha The God of Gachapon!” (Gachachacha)
Everyone to look at each other in disbelief
“Hit me” (Guy 2)
One of the men walked over to him and slapped him. Guy 2 looked at Gachachacha again.
“HARDER!” (Guy 2)
He was slapped again
“YOU DIDN’T DO IT HARD ENOUGH!” (Guy 2)
“Can you stop?” (Gachachacha)
They all looked at Gachachacha and all had one thought in their mind.
““Am I high or some shit?”” (Everyone)
“No, for fuck sake. I am real.” (Gachachacha)
Everyone however still had a bit of doubt in their minds
“Hey, um Gachach-. Thats to hard Mr. Capsule Monster.” (Guy 1)
“At least call me Gacha!” (Gachachacha)
“Fine, Mr. Gacha. You’re the God of Gachapon right?” (Guy 1)
“Yes” (Gachachacha)
“Is this some weird a fantasy world is in danger so we need to summon heroes to defeat the Demon Lord sort of scenario?” (Guy 1)
“No” (Gachachacha)
“Then why are we here?” (Guy 1)
“Well to simply put it the Gods were bored and as one of the subordinates of the God of Gambling, who is the subordinate of the God of Entertainment, who is the subordinate of the God of Money. We’ve been ordered to find a new way to Entertain the Gods, and raise some more funds. You see Demon Lord TV and Death Dungeon game shows aren’t going to cut it anymore.” (Gachachacha)
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“I see…” (Guy 1)
“So you see I came up with the brilliant idea of random picking people from another dimension and bringing them over like what those Humans do. So I’ve been forced to go here and go randomly pick some humans. And you guys just so happened to be the random humans who were picked. Congratulations.” (Gachachacha)
“So let me get this straight. The Gods were bored” (Guy 2)
“Yes” (Gachachacha)
“So you randomly picked us to entertain you.” (Guy 2)
“Yes” (Gachachacha)
“And you expect us to just go with the flow, and entertain you?” (Guy 2)
“Yes” (Gachachacha)
“Fuck this just send me home.” (Guy 2)
“Well you see things don’t work like that. You see this thing here is non-refundable, and I don’t like wasting my God Gold. So you’re going to have to deal with it.” (Gachachacha)
“Thats kind of fucked up….” (Guy 2)
“Wait w-what about my family! I can’t just disappear like that they’ll be worried.” (Girl)
“Don’t worry, you see this machine randomly chooses someone in your world, makes them suffer a heart attack, and then brings them over. Your family is probably grieving over your sudden death right about now.” (Gachachacha)
“But…but I just finished college…” (Girl)
“Tough luck” (Gachachacha)
“So what exactly are we gonna do?” (Guy 1)
“Whatever the hell you want. You see other worlders like you guys always create all sorts of weird scenarios you know. Just living out your lives entertains us a bit. And you It’s actually an honor for you guys to be brought over. You can possibly be the strongest, a hero, a rich man, a noble, or a master of a harem. Usually the only ones capable of killing you after a point are other other worlders” (Gachachacha)
“What powers are we getting?” (Guy 1)
“The powers of Gacha” (Gachachacha)
““...”” (Everyone)
“Just check your pockets.” (Gachachachca)
Everyone dug into their pockets and found a smart phone. They turned it on and found several apps. [Gotta Gacha], [Inventory], [Statistics], [Skills], [GachaCall], [Settings], and [GachaShop]
“What is this?” (Guy 1)
“It’s the equivalent of a Hero's Status Screen, the GachaPhone. It’s modeled after the iPhone of your world with the exception of internet, and a Camera. You can install a few things into it , but it mostly serves as a manager for you Stats, Skills, Inventory, and your Gacha Powers. You can also make calls using Gacha Coins on the GachaCall function, and the extra features are found in the GachaShop. There’s even a built in assistive A.I, Giri” (Gachachacha)
Guy 1 held the button on his phone.
*Ding*
A featureless white being appeared on the phone's screen.
“Hello, Master I am Giri.” (Giri)
“Giri is customizable and you can turn it into whatever you want, a Girl, a Boy, an Orc, an Elf, a Fairy. There are a number of options in the settings, but some features you need to buy from the GachaShop or earn through Gotta Gacha. The amount of information Giri can give you is restricted, but it’s quite helpful. Of course you can also rename Giri” (Gachachacha)
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“What if we lose the GachaPhone?” (Guy 2)
“No, problem. The GachaPhone will automatically turn into the normal status screen, you can even set it to stay that way in the settings. And if you set Giri to do so, Giri can possess the GachaPhone temporarily and find you. And it only costs 100 Gacha Coin to get a new one. By the way some features are unavailable without the Gacha Phone like Gacha Call.” (Gachachacha)
“You sure thought this through…” (Guy 1)
“Well of course we are past the Beta period after all. When you enter the world there are many other other worlders out there who served as Alpha and Beta testers..” (Gachachacha)
“So we just need to live out our lives?” (Girl)
“Yeah, oh by the way we should introduce ourselves I’m _______ “ (Guy 1)
“What?” (Girl)
“I said I’m ______. What’s going on!?” (Guy 1)
“Oh I forgot to mention this, but mostly everything is through Gacha. You need to roll for a Name, Race, Location, Base Stats, and etc. Though you can keep your gender or change it, and you can do a group roll to go to the same location, but you need to set up a party using Gacha Call to do that. Anyway just check the Gotta Gacha app.” (Gachachacha)
Everyone opened their Gotta Gacha app and found several categories, and one for a name. There was also a bar with a coin symbol and the number 1000.
“Those are your Gacha Coins you start off with a 1000.” (Gachachacha)
“How do you get more?” (Guy 3)
“Oh it’s simple leveling up, and you actions get you coins. Killing things also work, and for every play style we even made it so you can convert Coins to Gacha Coins and back. Each actions is given a different value and you receive different amount of experience and coins. By the way there is no level cap, or Gacha Coin cap.” (Gachachacha)
“I see…” (Guy 3)
Guy 3 scrolled through the Gotta Gacha app and found the name Gacha slot. It was only 5 Gacha Coins. He pressed it and clicked the virtual crank. The coin went in and a capsule with a name popped out.
NotificationStatus Update: Your name has been changed to Blade, should you choose to change it you must roll another Name Capsule.
Looking at the name Blade wearily smiled, he turned to the Girl and walked over.
“Oh, guys i tired this one category [Gotta Gacha em'All] and I got a Super Rar-” (Girl)
*Crack*
“Eh?” (Girl)
The nameless girl’s head was twisted a full 180 degrees. She stared blankly at Blade and fell down. The other two looked at him speechless.
NotificationTitle Unlocked: After killing a fellow Other Worlder you have recieved the title "Other Worldly Killer"
NotificationYou have earned a total of 750 Gotcha Coins after killing Other Worlder __________
“Tch, I should’ve killed her earlier she used some coins.” (Blade)
“What are you doing!” (Guy 2)
Blade turned to them and pulled out a knife out of his pockets.
“Didn’t you hear him? To get more Gacha Coins you need to kill something. And everything has it’s own value right? And since we have all initially have 1000 Gacha Coins each one of us is valued at a 1000 Gacha Coins.” (Blade)
“But to kill her, what’s wrong with you! You’re insane-” (Guy 1)
Guy 1 looked at his throat and found a knife lodged in it.
NotificationYou have earned a total of 995 Gacha Coins after killing Other Worlder Billy
“You know, I'm quite lucky. I've been observing you guys for a bit at it seems you guys don't recognize me. That means that this guy here doesn't just grab people from one dimension. This makes things a whole lot easier on me. Otherwise people would be able to recognize me.” (Blade)
Blade pulled out another knife from his pocket.
“Former Super Human Experimentation subject for Project S.W.O.R.D.S, Serial Number :11924 Named ___________ , The Worlds Most Wanted Criminal.”
Guy 2 looked at Blade in disbelief, and he rushed towards Guy 1’s body to try and get the knife. He quickly pulled out the knife and pointed at Blade who was slowly making his way over.
“You wouldn’t even be able to kill me even if you tried.” (Blade)
“AAAHH!” (Guy 2)
Guy 2 charged with knife in hand, but Blade instead just moved to the left and used his leg to trip him.
Blade walked over and stabbed the knife through his heart.
Level Up!You have leveled up and recieved 5 Status Points and Skill Points
NotificationDue to the lack of Skills you are unable to allocate any of your points. Please go to Ability Gacha to roll for a skill.
NotificationYou have earned a total of 1000 Gacha Coins after killing Other Worlder _____________
NotificationYou have earned a total of 50 Gacha Coins after Leveling Up
“You have no problem with this right?” (Blade)
“Of course, in actuality the Gods are quite pleased by your show and have decided to offer you gift. Whether or not you use it is up to you.” (Gachachacha)
Notification"Demonic Package" has been sent to your inventory.
“I see, well I’ll be doing whatever I want then.” (Blade)
Blade opened his app and went to the Location category of Gotta Gacha and rolled
NotificationYou have Unlocked the Bornean Forest. Would you like to teleport there now?Yes/No
“Yes” (Blade)
Blade teleported out of the white space.
“What an odd one” (Gachachacha)
A large gold coin suddenly appeared on the floor. Gacachacha sighed, and picked it up.
“They just can’t stop. Well the next batch it is….” (Gachachacha)
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