[Notice] - God Jaur solicites permission for telepathic message.

[Notice] - Goddess Sophia solicites permission for telepathic message.

[Notice] - God Ziphur solitices permission for telepathic message.

[Notice] - Goddess Nina solicites permission for telephatic message.

[Notice] - God Sunnis soliticites permission for telephatic message.

[Notice] - Goddess Amida solicites permission for telephatic message.

Wow!

Holy shitcow.

Everyone wants to talk to me?

Ain’t I freakingly popular.

Let’s hear their pleas.

Last one first. Cause fuck you Jaur for wanting to be the first one.

[Amida] - Evil One, I humbly ask for you to accept the intimation of god Jaur. Thou shall have my eternal gratitude for doing so.

Hoooo…

We started well.

I do like the librarian-type of girls.

They usually are the kinkiest.

[Sunnis] - Evil God Messiah, I humbly ask in name of our mutual understanding that you come to the God Meeting. I shall offer you possession over the souls of atheistic monsters as tributes, may you concede such grace for me.

Wow.

What the fuck.

Did Jaur just called my mom fat or something?

Whatever he said, people are just holding their assholes in the grip of their hands, aren’t them?

[Nina] - Yo, evil-chan! Me and mom are wanting to throw a party at your place later. But we need to come to this reunion thing, because, you know, rules and everything… can you come by? Please? Pretty please? I will give you a lot of good karma if you do!

Please come!

He.

[Ziphur] - Lord of Evil. Your actions have greatly angered Jaur and his anger may be a treat to all of us. Please come to the meeting. It is on the best interest for us all to have a peaceful resolution to this. I believe all are willing to make sacrifices in order to have the situation sorted out.

Uhm. Even Ziphur eh.

Well, let’s see what did Jaur said of sooo bad.

I bet its just childish ramblings.

Besides, even if he did talk shit about my mother, I have so much to win by just going to this meeting or whatever… I bet it isn’t so bad.

[Sophia] - Can you please come? I know you may be feeling bad about what he said, but we really need to avoid this. He won’t listen to me and has given up on his post as my subordinate already. Everything is in chaos.

Wow.

He has defected from Sophia’s side?

I guess the little cub has grown some fangs.

[Jaur] - To all gods. The actions of this so called god Messiah are unacceptable. I will give him one last chance to amend for his errors. Otherwise, I shall fulfill the prophecy and awake our true Lord.

Meh.

Not as bad as I thought.

I guess these guys think I’m an irascible jumping donkey or something. This much isn’t enough to trigger me.

Not at all.

Not.At.All.

Motherfucker.