Hey guys, Yuki Satou here, living out life as usual! But as you all should know, if that were really the case I wouldn't be talking to you guys right now would I? If I were really living out life as usual, I wouldn't be sitting here breaking the 4th wall in a monologue! Do you think I want do this weird monologue, do you!? Well if you said yes, you're kinda right. The very fact that I'm doing this means I'm the MC, and I get to have a harem, and plot armor, and I don't know whatever else this bastard has in store for me. If only I weren't in this god damn, stinking scenario!

Okay hold on, let me calm down for a second here.....

Well anyway I'm sure you're confused right now, I mean the author hasn't really done anything to fill you in on exactly what the hell is going on now has he? Typical author...

I'm getting off topic. So right now I’m just sitting here, drinking a nice cup of coffee in the middle of New York. You see I came to America on a nice vacation with my family, and it was a blast really. Even though my parent's disappeared, and were nowhere to be scene, again, I still managed to make the best of the trip and enjoy myself. And I’d still probably be enjoying myself right now, if I wasn't the only one on this godforsaken planet!

This is a literal god forsaken planet! I don't even know if you can call it a planet anymore! I mean there are massive chunks missing everywhere! And the bloody solar system just went and disappeared! The Sun's gone, the Moon's gone, the stars are gone the whole god damn observable Universe is gone!

The sky is pitch fucking black, there's not a single thing to be seen. The ground is slowly being consumed by the black fucking void! And, and-!

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Relax.....relax........ We are calm, we are calm.....

Okay, I'm good. Anyway you may be sitting there wondering just how in the world am I still alive in the middle of all this, and frankly, I wanna know that too, RIGHT GOD!

Sigh....

God you know you had one job, and you done fucked it up....