Hey Guys~

I'm finally settling into school, and have finally decided to not be a jerk, so..... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!! DLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLD.........

Chaps will from now on be at the rate of about a week! That's what my rate was anyways, but I'll probably find a day of the week/weekend to specifically release on. Buuuuut I guess It'll be at about a week. Yay!

I have no idea if anybody likes this story but we're already at over 100 follows and 25 likes!!! I'm so motivated! Thankyou for whatever your doing to have people like my story great magic god! I mean, god. Cause I'm actually christian.

Now, I've decided to do girl and boy pov's at a 1:9 ratio. I really suck at portraying a girl's feelings, (They are mysterious creatures) (no offense to girls) buuuuut I'll try once in a while! Now, then, the bigggg anouncement! Since I've actually been trying in school, my parents gave me back my bombs! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! ALsooo I'm really happy because I'm sure you've heard of this guy: The almost one month break from Change: New World is over! Before I started writing I loved reading that story and was really depressed when he suddenly stopped for almost a month! If you guys want something that has a lot more chapters and a really cool plot (Nah, My plot can't be beat) go and read that after you're done with mine. Now, I realized I haven't really started on my chapter yet, so I'll be typing like THIS. Sorry for the Long random rant this time! As compensation, I'll give you a hint at what happens. *Cough* Colby kicking Kris down a hole *Cough*. Enjoy the Chapter~ or... Don't enjoy the chapter... I mean, I can't blame people for not liking a rushed chap.

-Right after a shouting of "Hell Yeah!" was heard outside Demon Lord's Castle-

"NOOOOOO!!!"

I thought as time slowed down, and I slowly fell down the hole. I look up to see Colby smirking down at me...

"YOU BASTARRRRRRD!!!"

I yelled as I shot straight up from unconsciousness. Let's rewind a bit...

-Moments before Kris falls-

"Well, what do we do now?"

I ask, since, we like, don't have any experience...

Gramps suddenly puts on a grin befitting of a Demon Lord? What? Why is he looking at me? Huh? Why not Colby? Why Me?!

Both of you will be going through 1 week of training before you go on your first mission. Your role will be... an assassination squad of sorts.

Uoooo... so cooooool!!!!

I opened my mouth to exclaim in awe... but before anything, in a flash- everthing went dark. Actually, no. My improved senses and kinetic vision barely saw it but gramps took out a small round pill and dashed forward and forced it down my throat.

Why? Before I could even finish thinking that thought I was falling down a trapdoor that had opened under me and gazing at the Gramp's and Colby's faces that smirked down at me.

-Presently-

"DAMMMMIIIIITTTTT!!!!!"

After rolling in the grass in frustration for a while, I decided to take notice of my surroundings. Hmmm.... grass? Wait.... whoa...whoa...just...whoa...

There.... there's no sun? Instead, a few hundred meters above me... are HUGE shining crystals... It's so coooooooooolllllll.... and I just noticed how nice the grass feels... It's so fluffffyyyyyy..... wow... ah... I should just like, lie down for a while...

"..."

"..."

"..."

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!"

Right when I'm about to drift off to pleasant dream land, all of a sudden the hole I fell from above me, a shrill whistle sounds.

"Huh? When did I get so HIGHHHHH!!!"

I'm like 50 meters above the ground right now?! Before I can react, whistling grew louder and a huge rubber ball came flying at me.

Good thing my stats were boosted, so I immediately caught the ball in a cool fashion...

not.

I couldn't even react and the ball got me right in my face. It knocked me right off the huge flower that I was standing on and made me do a flip backwards for a few meters.

As I fell, the thought occurred: wait, I'm 50 meters above the ground... how the freaking smit am I supposed lannnnnnnnd?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Right, right, I ummmm.... uhh... cheezits rice!

Authors Note: I have edited the swears and bad words for ur convenience ^_^

I'm going to smash into the ground... and die...

"Damniiiiitittttttt!!!"

I bring both my hands back and imagine a certain rubber-man performing a certain gomu gomu bazooka attack.

I'm imitating him, but hey, I'm in serious trouble!!!

"*KABAM*"

"..."

"OUUUUCHHHHHH!!!"

Oh my gooooooooooood it hurrrrrrrrtssssss I think I dislocated my shoulderrrrrsssssssssssss

-Above the traphole kris fell through-

"Alright, he should almost fallen into the [Fluff Flower']s trap by now... Colby! Throw this ball containing a message for kris down that hole as hard as you can right now!"

"..."

"Okay..."

-presently-

Okay... I've finally calmed down... I just fixed my shoulders by blasting my mana as hard as I could in the opposite direction, now... I am scared. Very, very scared.

I was like just walking around and getting used to the bizarrness of it all when suddenly! A freaking huge hippo appeared! It was actually a monster in the shape of a hippo... and after it appeared, I hid of course!

But wait, there's more! The hippo laid down to sleep... and the fluffy plant that I had been sleeping on, rose... then, the hippo was flung into the air, and the plant FREAKING GREW TEETH AND ATE IT IN ONE BITE! There was blood everywhere... I'm scared mommy...

Oh, right. Gotta go try to make some clothes. It seemed that they were ripped off by the impact of my mana... wait. Now that I think about it... not only have I gotten leaner muscles... now that I'm naked I've really noticed that it grew...

RIght! Clothes! Clothes come first! Wait, food, nooo wait! A weapon!... Hmmmm I can't decide... ohhhhh how about... hmm... weapon.

If I don't have a weapon, I can't get food. And there's nobody around anyways. Hmm... yeah, clothes come last. Wait... what is that rubber ball next to me? Hmmm... I'll open it...

",,,"

*Pop!*

"OH MY FRUPPING CHEEZITSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

end...

Seriously, it's the end of this chapter. I am overwhelmed with reading all sorts of web novels... and I might have made this longer if someone hadn't wanted me to just joke about the end and then add more... Anyways! For the main stuff. The stuff I've been busy is reading these awesome light novels: 1. Tate no Yussha (completed) 2. Konjiki no Wordmaster (ongoing with about 160 something chaps) 3. Close Combat Mage (is pretty slow but still good) 4. Zhan Long (Very long, I suggest planning a half week long all nighting session in the holidays). If you don't know about these amazing reads just google the names it's amazzingnggggg. (Not as amazing as me though) SEE YA! (BOMBS AWAY!)