I remember clearly.

How can this be?

I NEVER WENT OUT OF THE HOUSE YESTERDAY?!!

“Yes. You never went out yesterday and that's the 7th time you have asked me!” A lady’s angry voice answered me. It was my Mom from the kitchen.

I was sitting on the dining table, waiting for my breakfast. I was in my school dress and in front of me sat my Dad in his office clothing. He was reading a newspaper.

“What's wrong with you, Leo? Why are you asking the same question to your mother again and again?” Dad asked me with his soft, yet piercing sight. I looked down on the table.

“No. I'm fine. Looks like I had a little bad dream. Don't worry about me.” I gave him a gentle smile after saying that.

No way. Was that all really a dream? But those huge Ta-Tas were too real to be a dream.

Mom puts bread and orange juice on the table.

“I can tell what is wrong with him.” Mom said angrily. “Your dearest son have gone crazy chasing breasts and girls too much. I am ashamed to have such idiot as my son. Sometimes I think it was better if I had no kid. It's all your fault for not paying attention to him. You never pay time to family. Your stupid job is everything for you. If this continues then he will never get a girl for the rest of his life. Who will give this pervert their daughter, huh?” And thus, her yelling continued.

I picked up a bread and drank the orange juice in one go. Then I took my bag and left the house as my parents kept on yelling at each other.

On the way to school, I ate the bread and walked to a familiar arcade.

“Yo. It's been a while since you visited.” A boy who was sweeping in front of it said. He was the guy from before, the one who sat on the counter and gave me the DVD.

“A while? Didn't we met just yesterday?” I asked.

“Hahahaha! You're crazy to lie early in the morning. Stop pulling my leg. I'll call you when your DVD arrives.” He said, further sweeping the road.

“You alone? Where's your girlfriend?”

“Huh? How do you know that I have a girlfriend? I never introduced you two. Were you stalking me?” He asked me with total confused look and while hiding his chest.

I stared at him for a couple of seconds. What the hell are you even trying to hide bro?

“I just had a wild guess that you might be dating. That's all. I'll be taking my leave then. Tell me when the DVD arrives. See ya.” I said waving at him and then I left.

“Oh alright. See you later.”

As I thought. Yesterday have just faded away. It's like it never happened. Everything related to yesterday have vanished. Everyone's memories have been erased. But why not mine? I remember everything clearly. The big booby that tried to kill me and the white panty girl who saved me. The Man who I punched and the Archer who made a hole in my arm. Everything is clear. Why? What exactly happened yesterday? Who were those people? And...

I reached the school gate and looked at the road on which we fought last night.

Just where did all the damage disappeared to?

Everything was back to normal. Everything. Yup. Everything.

“Hey, it's that pervert.” A girl whispered to her friend.

“Don't look at him first thing in the morning or you may get pregnant.” Her friend replied.

Who do these guys think I am? Making others pregnant just by looking at them? Well, that's a handy power to have. Their behaviour just proves that I'm back in my normal shitty life. Sigh. Those boobs were awesome. I wonder if I'll ever see them again.

I walked in and the school started. It was half break in the noon and I was constantly staring at the road. Somehow, I’m not able to let go of everything that happened as a dream.

“Would you look at that! Don't you think this piece of shit is too quite today?”

A heavy voice laughed after saying that. Some guys followed his laugh. The one who said that was a fat boy, the bully of our class. These guys just can't let me live in peace.

“What do you want, fatty?” I asked glaring.

“Ooh. Did I disturb ya in middle of your pervy thinking?” He laughed.

“He must have been imagining fellow girls naked.” His friend said and they all laughed.

“Yeah. He’s just like that.” The fat guy said.

“If you have something to say then spit it otherwise, I have better things to do.” I said and stood up from my bench.

“Better things to do? Like what? Undressing teachers in your head now?” The fat boy said and they started laughing loudly.

“Uhg. Disgusting!” Some girls said from a little far.

“If you won't shut your mouth then I'm gonna undress your Mom next in my head.” I said with a serious glare. The fat boy got angry and charged towards me but his friends caught him.

“No Fred! There are teachers standing right outside our class! If you hit him now, it'll only be trouble for you.” His friend said.

“Tch! I'll let you off this time, Leo. But you'll pay for what you said!” The fat boy growled.

“Ooh. Did I offended you, Pregnant Fatty?” I teased him and then we glared at each other and I went out of the class.

At the rooftop of our school...

“Hush. What a fucking mess! What did I do to deserve such life? I hate this shit! My life sucks!” I said while leaning on the iron fences of the roof. A cool breeze wipes my face as I enjoyed it with my eyes closed. A flashback of last night appeared in front of my eyes.

It was after the battle.

“Leo? Leo? Reply to me! Are you alright?” The blue haired girl asked worried.

“Looks like that attack wore him out. He's down for the count.” The boy with 2 swords said.

“What do you plan to do, Master? At this rate, he’ll likely encounter more enemies. And he's not strong enough to deal with them. Should we bring him back with us?” The Archer girl asked.

“No. Unless we are ready to officially summon him via his card, we have no other way to bring him with us. He's not like us.” The blue beauty said.

“But if we leave without him, we won't be able to come to save him for nearly 3 whole days. What if he gets targeted again? He’ll likely die. And what if the other Factions come after him?” The 2 sword boy puts his concern.

The blue haired girl smiled while stroking my hairs gently. I was lying in her lap.

“Don't worry. I have a plan to take care of everything. I won't let him die here. After all, he IS a Blank Card and his life is about to take a critical turn here. Let's drop him to his house first.” The blue haired girl said and then everything faded into dark.

[Writer Says: This bastard Leo has maintained half of his consciousness here just because he was being given a lap pillow by a really hot chick. So don't get fooled by his acting.

Reply by Leo to writer: Shut it you stupid writer! How can I fall unconscious in such a critical and grim situation? You have no idea how long I waited to feel this! I'm sure the readers agree with me, right?]

“The melons! I totally miss them! It's been like only 16 hours when I met them and I feel like they are only created for me!” I groped some imaginary balls in air and then sat down depressed.

“Why is this world so unfair? Just when I found someone who gave me a lap pillow other than my Mom, everything vanishes! I miss the warm sensation of those thighs! The lower view of those huge boobs. The soft stroking of those hands! The outline of those hidden nipples which I couldn't lay my eyes on! Alas! Why?!” I let out some crying sounds.

[Writer Says: See? I told you guys that he's a bastard!]

Then I got serious all of a sudden.

“Come to think of it, they all had some crazy ass powers. They were obviously using magic. And additionally, the punch that I landed was not ordinary either. I felt a huge surge of power. Can it be that I really have some hidden powers?” I looked at my right palm seriously.

“Naah! Like hell I would! It was just a dream! Why am I taking it so seriously?” I laughed to myself.

“True indeed. Obtaining the power of Blank Card is like a dream.” A sweet girl’s voice told me from behind.

“I know, right? How can I be so stupid? Hehehe...he?” At first I was laughing but then I turned slowly with a super shocked reaction. “B-Blank Card?”

There was another hot chick sitting on the water tank of our school. She was looking at me with a keen and seductive smile.

“Why that sulky look? I am just here to-“

“I knew it!!” I interrupted her and yelled with a totally surprised face. “It’s the other worldly sacred treasure!! I knew it wasn't a dream! Those bouncing boobs were too real to be a dream!” I pointed at her boobs and yelled with a confident and happily excited face.

She looked at me surprised and then smiled again.

“So it is true then. You really are an admirer of boobs.”

“Yeah, so what?”

“How are mine?”

I got startled. What did she said?

“Answer me. Or do I have to come closer so you can have a better look at them?”

“Y-Yeah. That sounds good.” I said with a lewd smile on my face.

She then jumped down and walked to me. She slowly unbuttoned her upper jacket and revealed her pink bra. She then held her boobs toward me.

“Now tell me. Take your time inspecting. You can even touch them but please be gentle. I want an honest view.”

[Aweesoooome! This chick is totally badass! I'm so in love with her! The sacred treasure which I longed for is within my reach. I...I...I...]

I was breathing like a wild beast as she studied my face with a smile. I then slowly bought my hand towards her boobs and then I fondled the two heavenly artefacts and as soon as I held them, my nosebleed started. My head started spinning and I fell down on the ground.

“Oh my god! Are you okay?” She asked like an angel descended from above.

“Too much pressure, can't focus!” I said while lying on the ground.

“Eheehee. You're really innocent and cute. They are stupid to try to kill you. Come here, you naughty boy!”

She pulled me and my face got stuck between her giant Melons. She giggled as my face got redder.

“Don't you want to taste me?” She said seductively in my ear. “Don't you want to fulfil your desires as well as mine?”

“Yosh! Ar'll ve glad to do dat!” (Yes! I'll be glad to do that.) I replied with my face buried between her pillows.

“So when do we start? Does right now sounds good to you?”

“Yosh!” I said while enjoying myself. Then I was about to hug her but she backed away and I fell down.

“Ow! What's that supposed to mean?” I asked with a sad face.

“I'm sorry but before you continue, I'll have to ask for something in return.” She said cutely.

“Let's hear it then.” I said.

This is just like what happened to Master Issei. This girl is about to ask for my life. Damn, bitch!

“Okay. I want you to be mine forever.”

“W-What?”

“You heard me. I want you to belong to just me.”

Is she for real? Did I finally got myself a beauty as a girlfriend?

“What exactly do you mean?”

“I want you to be my card. In our world, everyone is someone's card. I want you to be mine.”

“That... Sound suspicious.”

Yeah, right. Like I'll fall for your cheap tricks, you bitch! I know that you want to kill me after I become your card. But I'm a totally unbreakable person. Such child tricks won't work on me!

[Writer Says: Good job Leo. That's my boi.]

“As long as you agree to this...” She took off her jacket and threw it and said in a seducing voice. “... I'm all yours. You can do anything to me.”

A voice echoed in my head. “I'm all yours. You can do anything to me. I'm all yours. You can do anything to me. I'm all yours. You can do anything to me.”

“I'm in! Please make me your card! I beg of you!” I said raising my hand and drooling. There is no place for second thought.

[Writer Says: He's a totally unbreakable bastard. Piece of shit.]

“Really?” She said while clapping one time happily. Her eyes had a pure shine. “Thank you!”

“Hehehe. Never mind, honey! This Man can do anything for your Melons!” I confidentially stood up and said. “So how will you make me your card?”

“Just stand straight and look at me. I'll throw this vacant card towards you and it'll enter in your body. Then you will become my card.” She said while showing me a card which was a ‘10’.

“Yeah. Ehehe. My whole gaze is upon your invaluable possessions!” I was looking at her boobs and was smiling lewdly.

“Ready? I'm about to throw it.” She said and then took a stance to throw her card. The only sound that I could hear was ‘boing boing'.

“Vacant 10, Go!” She threw the card at me and it went inside me.

“Um. Okay. So now, it's done, right? Let's get down to your part of deal.” I said drooling and groping her boobs in mid air.

“Huhhuh.” She started giggling and then burst into laughter.

“Eh? Wh-What's wrong? What's so funny?” I asked with a confused look.

“Hahahaha! You men are totally a fool. So easy to read! You saw that, Kelly? This was too easy.” She said while laughing. Another person came on the roof from the stairs. She was the girl with the axe who attacked me last night.

“As expected of you. There's no better seducer than you.” Kelly said with a fearless smirk.

“Y-You? The big booby from last night!” I said with a nervous look.

[Writer Says: Sucks to be you, Pervert.]

Damn. Did I fell for her trap?

[Writer Says: You never resisted felling, idiot.]

Her laugh was scaring me. If I'm her card now, doesn't that mean that ... I'm no longer able to run away. Fuck. How can boobs make me so careless?

The situation in front of me was totally dangerous. This is bad.

“Hehhehheh! There's no where to run this time, kid. You are my card now and you'll obey my commands. Now bow down before me!”

I bowed while sweating. Kelly threw an axe towards me.

“Now pick up the axe.”

I picked it up.

“Now end this pathetic life of yours!”

Damn. Not again. This time, even those guys won't be able to come to my rescue. Shit! What do I do now? Fuck. I'm totally done for. Is there any option other than giving up? I don't think so.

“Kill yourself!” She repeated.

“Shut up! I'm trying to think how to survive here, damn it!!” I yelled. Then the 2 of them stared at me with a dumbfounded look and I stared at them same way.

“Aren't I under her control?” I asked to Kelly.

“Wasn't he under your control?” Kelly asked to the girl.

“Weren't you under my control?” The girl asked me.

“THEN HOW THE HELL YOU (I) BROKE FREE?!” The 3 of us yelled together, surprised.

“Wait a second. Weren't you following my commands this entire time?” The girl asked.

“I was just following because you told me to.”

“You are saying that you acted freely all along? Were you making a fool of us?” Kelly yelled with a shocked face.

“But... How can this be? Why did my vacant card not work on him?” The girl got stunned too.

“Hehe. It's all because I'm a total badass and unbreakable guy.” I stood proudly.

[Writer Says: ACHOO!! Looks like someone just lied.]

Then suddenly my chest started shining.

“What are you doing, you damn brat!?” Kelly asked.

“I ... I don't know. I'm not doing it.” Then I suddenly got shocked. “Shit! Did my boob desire got so high that it reacted with my body and now my body is growing boobs too?! I won't be able to live in this world anymore if I grow boobs!!!”

Then a large portal formed above us and we vanished from there.

Where that portal leaded, was a mystery to me. And to the other 2 chicks too.

But I didn't expected about one thing that whatever awaited me was something that ...

I COULD NEVER BELIEVE EXISTED!