《The Legendary duo》Author's ranting - Part 1
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I am forced to stop reading two very well written fictions, Coiling Dragon and Riddick. I had to drop it solely because of the stupid plot which tells you that your skills are nothing. Only your level matters. Can you imagine it? If you are at level 10 and your enemy is at level 11, then you will surely lose. It does't matter if you had a better skill level, or you had a better equipment. If your enemy is higher level, you will lose. Going by those story plots, given enough time, even a rat can become a formidable enemy to take down an army. What kind of fucked up plot is that?
But enough about my frustrations. Last night, I realized a shocking truth. Why we men, as MEN, tend to love girls with animal ears, tails or some other non-human features? Why?
It's because of the simplicity. We men are simple creatures. Whereas women are complex creatures. There's a saying, even gods don't know what women think. They are also not easily pleased. But when there's a pair of ears on top of her head, and a tail peeking out of her back, things become so simple.
If they are happy, they will wag their tail.
If they are sad, their ears will droop.
If they are paying attention, their ears will perk up.
If they are afraid, they will hide their tail.
If they are unhappy, they will pout.
If they are horny, they will come onto you.
They will not needlessly suspect you for two timing, for they can smell you.
They are easy to please. They are happy if you show your affection simply by petting them.
They will not bug you for the prettiest(and costliest) necklace in the store.
They will not go on a shopping spree riding on your hard earned money.
They will not think about one thing and talk about another.
They will LISTEN TO YOU if you reason with them.
I can go on with the list. But alas, such women of our dreams will stay in our dreams. How I really wish for such a woman for myself...
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