《Thog: The barbarian》Chapter 11
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Thog is bored. Thog is REALLY bored.
"Tracy, we there yet?" -Thog
"For the 100th time, no Thog!" -Tracy
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...................................................................................................................................... Thog is bored.
"Tracy, we there yet?" -Thog
"..... considering the dragon in the middle of destroying a poor flock of sheep, i would say so Thog." -Tracy
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Thog
Thog grabs his trusty stick off of his back and merrily charges twords the dragon.
............... Tracy sighs as Thog stops charging.
Thog turns twords Tracy with giant upturned eyes
"IT'S SO CUTE! CAN I KEEP IT?!?" -Thog
"NO THOG!" -Tracy
"But Tracy!" -Thog
"NO THOG!!!!" -Tracy
Thogs eyes grow even bigger seemingly taking up half his face, and is now on the verge of tears. The dragon for some reason stopped what it is doing and is staring at the two.
"Please!?!" -Thog
"NO!!!!! This happens every time Thog, i wont let you drag another dragon arround!" -Tracy
"But tracy, its adorable! I have never seen something so cute!" -Thog
Thog crys a bit. The dragon's eyes are sparkling....
"Dammit Thog. Fine. Just catch it or something.
Suddenly the dragon is covered in magic , and starts shrinking.
In its place is a large busty woman, with red scales covering her body as clothing.
"Is what you said true... do you really think i am cute?" -Dragon lady
Thog is quite startled. He jumps up and down
"Yes, lady dragon is SOOO CUTE! Look Tracy, dragon is now lady size!" -Thog
The dragon lady blushes, Tracy is baffled. Extremely so.
"Um, don't take this the wrong way but can i challenge you to a fight?" -Dragon lady
"Hmm? Why dragon lady want to do that?" -Thog
".... Well i couldn't help overhear. you said you wanted to... keep me, but i can't let someone "own" me without them being stronger than me." -Dragon lady
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"Tracy! Can i?!?" -Thog
Tracy sighs, a rather deep sigh. Dragons can't even transform until reaching adult age, the number of adult dragons is actually extremely rare, she was just eating someone's poor sheep... and to top it off, he feels the lady is misunderstanding Thog's intentions. But whatever, at least this has the chance of a semi-peaceful ending.
"You know what.... Fine, do whatever you want. I am going to go take a nap under that tree as you kept me up all night asking whether we have reached our destination, just wake me up when it's over"-Thog
"YAY!" -Thog
".....Are you ready?" -Dragon lady
"Thog ready!" -Thog
Thog rushed over with his massive tree trunk, and in one swat the now fully dragon lady flies about 50'.
She charges over and while still battered, takes a deep breath and releases a torrent of flames.
Thog is bathing in this fire, and is actually rather comfortable. He takes another swat at the dragon lady with his now slightly burning stick. The lady dragon flies another 50' while she was still flying from the impact, Thog runs after her, leaps in the air and takes a mighty swing of his mighty tree trunk downward and impales the dragonesse into the ground.
alittle battered, the lady dragon climbs out of the ground, in human form.
"I give up. From this moment onward, i only belong to Thog." -Dragon lady
"YAY! Dragon lady mine now! Tracy you hear that!"-Thog
Tracy lifts an eyebrow as he sat under a tree. Well it was as expected, but Thog could at least made a bit less collateral damage.
"Well done Thog, let's go report to the guild master." Tracy
The dragon lady is blushing from head to toe.
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"Yes tracy!" -Thog
Thog rushes over and grabs the dragon lady and is holding her in the princess carry position.
"Thog.... this is a bit sudden, please let me steal my heart! AHH!" -Dragon lady
Thog is now running full speed towards the guild, eager to show off his new pet to the guild master and his babies.
The dragon lady is looking quite panicked, she as a dragon is use to flying at a fast pace, but he is in fact dwarfing that speed. not only that but he doesn't even look like he is breaking a sweat. This made her respect and love Thog even more as dragons are naturally attracted to individuals stronger than themselves.
Tracy is now far behind Thog.
"*Sigh* well i best hurry along." -Tracy
Tracy starts running at top speed while wondering how much trouble Thog could cause. This thought did not bode well for Tracy.
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