《The rise of the Dragon Age!》Chapter 7
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As he neared the city gates he noticed a problem and that was the guards checked for identification ID’s. He was stuck in a problematic situation, he decided to come back to the gates when he had a plan, to infiltrate the city without getting noticed. He left and returned to the forest.
Lasarth: Damn, i didnt think they were so strict with their security to even check for identification ID’s!
Dia: What are ID’s???
Lasarth: hm i almost forgot you were a child. What did your mother teach you??
Dia: “ah....i got taught to behave like a proper lady.” She tried hiding her shame. She didnt like the way he looked at her with pity....
Lasarth: well anyways its a way to identify yourself as a person. It usually shows your age, name, profession and if you have a clean record.....maybe anyways it serves as papers that determine who you are.
Dia: “ohhhhh.....i dont get.” Dia brought her head down in shame she felt stupid...
Lasarth: HAHAHAHAHA are you seriously that ashamed???
Dia: Ye..yes.
Lasarth: Dont worry ill teach about this world, ill make sure you dont end up like some stupid blonde whore.
Dia brightens up and looks at Lasarth with new hope. Dia: “really, do you really mean it???
Lasarth looks at the cute imbecile as if its the funniest thing, however he holds down his laughter and says with a straight face. Lasarth: "Ofcourse, you are a dog species thing aren't you?! You also have three heads! You need to be smart, if you are smart you will have certain charm that will make you the alpha male, not the bitch!
Dia: but im a female....
Lasarth: What are you saying do you want to be someones bitch??!!
Dia shocked by that statement and shakes her head. Saying “No!i want to be the alpha male!”
Lasarth: Good thats the spirit you must become the dominant one, whenever your man tries to do something behind your back or does something you are not aware of means he is cheating on you!
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Dia is starting to take mental notes. She doesnt want her man to be something like that, so she started to make sure to memorize Lasarth's words. However Lasarth didnt know he was digging his own grave, he was creating the ultimate stalker!
Lasarth: “good good.” Lasarth was laughing inside his mind and feeling sorry for whoever falls inlove with this retarded three headed pup.
Lasarth: anyways lets go find ourself a place to camp i need to start planning different ways to get inside this fucking city!
As they made camp, Lasarth started thinking of different ways to get inside. However Dia looked at him like he was crazy, becuase he started talking to himself.
Lasarth: hmmm ok first way to get inside is to simply barge in and kill everyone, however there are many flaws and there might be strong opponents that could kill us or overwhelm us. Second plan is to simply say we got attacked by bandits and that we escaped. 3rd plan is to simply find some mercenaries or some people and help them out or simply ask them to take us with them. That might help us establish ourselves and make us look less suspicious, however the 3rd plan is too dangerous due to our looks especially Dia. If a noble gets attracted to her that would cause a problem.
Dia just kept staring at Lasarth in a weird way, as she has never seen someone talk to himself....
Lasarth finally noticed the weird looks she was giving him however he didnt care and decided to ignore her. Lasarth: “Dia go to sleep tomorrow is going to be a busy day, ill keep watch.”
Dia nodded and went to sleep without any problems. Lasarth made sure she was asleep and started thinking of his Status. He hasnt seen it in a while, so he decided to summon it.
Lasarth: Status!
Name: Lasarth
Level: 25
Title: The mutated one, Chaotic Mad Dragon!, Ragnarok, Logic Deffilier, Soul Devourer
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Mana: 14,500
Health: 30,000
Species: Verum Draco (True Dragon)
Age: 2 years old
Wisdom: 130
Agility: 95
Luck: 20
Strength: 90
Intelligence: 365
Endurance: X
Stamina: 140
Affinity Fire: 60%
Affinity Water: 30%
Affinity Earth: 40%
Affinity Wind:50%
Affinity Space: X
Affinity Time: X
Affinity Void: X
Divine: ???
Lasarth: Hm every level i would gain 1000 extra health. Seems good, however i dont know whats the average for humans i need to compare. Also my mana increased with every level and with meditation. Strength, agility, endurance and stamina increased due to those gravity rings. They seem horrible at first, however you get used to them.
The dragon Veera gave Lasarth some gravity rings as presents to help him train, they can be adjusted to any weight. Still they have a limit of 70x gravity. Lasarth right now is using them with 25x gravity. He has 4 rings, however he only uses 2 of them. He isn't ready to use all of them.
Lasarth: seems like im getting used to 25x gravity, ill need to increase it to maybe 30x gravity. Also seems like the four elements are too easy to control. Still the other four are the challenge, the only thing i can use right now is time magic....
Lasarth has been trying to use any of his weird X elements they seem powerful, still he cant use them well except one and thats time magic. Still he was only able to use time magic because he stumbled upon it, when he was playing around. He was fighting a bunch of wolves in his human form trying to adapt to it. However he got overwhelmed and he tried something by instinct, he subconsciously used mana to try slow time. He didnt understand how it happened.
Still it got him 2 seconds, time stopped and everything froze. He thought it was the adrenaline rushing through his blood that made everything seem like that. Nevertheless after he killed all the wolves he noticed on the corner of his eyes there was something like a timer. When it ended he checked his status and saw half of his mana was consumed. He started training in time magic, because it seemed completely OP. He was able to increase the time to 6 seconds. It seems it levels up with his understanding to time and needs a huge mana pool.
As he was was pondering on those thing he heard someone screaming in the forest he immediately woke up from his daze.
Lasarth: OY you lazy mutt wake up, seems like we have people dying in the forest.
Dia wakes up barely. Dia: “Yawn...Do we need to care let them die.”
Lasarth: are you retarded??!! We can use them, to get inside the city! Also act as if we are humans. Dont tell them, what we are! Got it?
Dia: why?
Lasarth: I swear to god! You must be the most dense creature ive ever meet they killed your mother remember? So dont you think they will do the same to you, if they found out??
Dia was in a daze, she remembered how her mother died and her face darkened. Dia: “alright ill make sure they dont find out.”
Lasarth: thats good, lets go. Also dont do anything unless i tell you got it?
Dia: Yes Lasarth.
Lasarth: Dont call me by my name call me master understood?
Dia: Ahh...ok master.
Lasarth: good lets go!
When they started running to the place, where they heard the noise. They saw four different kinds of beauties battling giant ogres. The girls seemed to have alot of injuries and seemed to be loosing. Lasarth watched them with a look of interest.
Lasarth: how amusing...Dia dont interfere. Lets watch them, when they are close to dying ill jump in and help them out.
Dia: yes master.
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