《Re:Ferret》Chapter 13 - Other People's Problems
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This chapter was brought to you by the Heroes. This one is the chapter where you all will see the Heroes in action as well their personalities.
I may say that it was a pain to remember all their names as well create a good personalities to them... Some are a pain in the ass, others are pure, and some of them you all will want to see dead. I have a personal hate with the males Heroes... and one of the females...
Have a furry read!
Brown Screen PoV
[table=brown]Hey there![/table]
[table=black]And you are the last one. Now that we are all together, let's discuss what the Heroes and the Demon are doing.[/table]
Today is a meeting in Red's room. It is the same as mine, but his one is red...
[table=red]Sup! Well, Michael said that it is time to see who is the person that is playing Hero and stealing his levels...[/table]
[table=blue]Richard said that he is planning to go as well. He wishes to see the person that is playing Hero.[/table]
[table=green]Larissa and Lucy were discussing about it as well, they are going to look for him, but not now. They will just go to the Glater capital to see what the new Hero did.[/table]
[table=purple]Milena is going as well. She said that the new Hero is surely to not be like the other ones.[/table]
[table=black]So all the Heroes are going to be together. I feel that Carn is going to suffer a little if they are to see each other.[/table]
[table=brown]Well, he already left that kingdom and now is at another one, so less chances to meet each other for a while.[/table]
[table=blue]So it looks like it's just Richard that is going to see him... Well, that is not my problem and I just hope that they don't immediately start a fight... It will not end well for your Incarnus boy...[/table]
[table=brown]Yeah... But I think Carn will not jump on him like trying to kill him, not sure he'll back down easy if they start one though.[/table]
We discussed a little of the details about our heroes and after that was the exchange of moments of the people we are taking care of.
It's funny to see the playboy be rejected sometimes but he was annoying and he almost got all the girls he wanted. The girls had less things like that but they had funny moments as well.
But the attraction of the night was Incarnus crying his eyes out when he was being scolded by Luanna and the playtime with the other pets, as well his reaction to the queen's play.
[table=blue]I really don't know why they give such a dangerous animal to a kid... I always wanted to know what they think inside their heads...[/table]
We all nod. It is really strange to give things like that to a kid and the other pets they have are strange...
We discussed and showed other things as well until we had to go back.
[table=brown]I am going already. It looks like it is time to see more funny things... Oh! This is the last thing I got before coming here.[/table]
I show them Incarnus struggling to learn etiquette. It was funny as hell since he never tried to act like that.
[table=gray]Oh! That! I remember the time when Larissa and Lucy had to do that! It was funny as well, but they learned it as kids, so it was easier and their teacher wasn't cruel like that![/table]
I smile and leave the room going back to watch the Demonically Fluffy Hero Ferret.
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Michael PoV
["It means that we all are going together to that kingdom? Good. It means that we can probably find the one that is using that name and why he's been acting like that."] I tell the other heroes using my stone.
["To think that we are going to see each other again after 15 years. I just don't want to see you, Michael."] Larissa answers me.
["Larissa! Don't be so cold! I just want to fill you with my love!"] I retort to her.
[""""Gross.""""] The voices of all four girls rise from my stone. It is depressing that none of the female heroes let me do 'that' with them.
["Ah! Okay, I understand! So, how much time for you guys to get to that city? For me it will take five days using my flying skill."] I ask them.
["Three days for me. I am already close but something appeared and I'll have to deal with it first. It is my job to rescue a city!"] Carmen answer in a happy voice.
["Same as Carmen, will take that as well. Some bandits want to create havoc in a city near me."] Richard answers. 'I was thinking that we would get a time alone like before! The two of us adventuring and finding some girls to fuck...' I almost said that. But hold my tongue.
[table=red]Like you will not drag the poor dwarf with you and do it anyway. It is strange that you two can get along so well... I think this is one of the mysteries of the world... By the way, can I see you and him fucking with girls? I never saw the actual deed and I only get to see the foreplay when you get a girl!!! And it was just once![/table]
'Man, you Screens are all like that. Always wanting to see us fucking or other things. Why don't you leave us alone! I don't want you to share my personal life with the others!' I retort to the Red window.
[table=red]I hope that a girl appears and bites your dick off and that she will kick your balls as well! So that you will turn into a pussy! Humph![/table]
'Calm down! And you know that no one can really win against me. I was the first Hero and my level is higher than the others.' I tell him again. He always wanted to see me having sex knowing that he is going to film it and that he is a pervert that just wants to watch... If he had a body I wouldn't mind letting him enter the room with me and spitroast some innocent, virgin village girl given to me like a sacrifice to pay for the protection of a Hero! Hah! Being a Hero is awesome!
Larissa PoV
“GROSS! Why is Michael so gross?” I ask my sister that was beside me. We were already pretty close to the kingdom the new Hero appeared in and we are going by foot. It is going to take us a little more than two days, if we don’t happen to find any problems along the way.
“I don’t know, he was the first hero and probably something is broken inside his mind. He always asks to do it with us since we got to know that we all are Heroes… and we can’t ignore him because he will try to grope our breasts…” My twin answers with a shudder. We are what you call draconians. Our body has scales, a tail, horns, and the pupils are slits like a dragon, but we are what you call strange because normally the female will lay an egg with a child but our mother laid two eggs and it is not a good thing, but father was so happy that he let us hatch.
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We have matching appearance. We both have wavy red hair, but my eyes and horns are the opposite of my sister’s. My right eye is gold and the left one silver, while my left horn is gold and my right one is silver and since we were twins in our life before this one it was strange to discover that we are together again and we created a nice combination because of it.
We can understand each other without talking and just with the slightest movement we can read each other, so it is almost impossible to win against each other when we spar.
“Sis, we we are probably going to be the first ones to get there. Should we go to see the king or we go around the town a little?” I ask my sister.
“If we don’t find any problems we can see the town, it looks like if we go see the king before the rest of them get here Michael will not stop pestering us to do ‘that’ with him. *Sigh*” She answers and I nod. I can see him doing that, and it will just escalate until he gets what he wants. It depresses me to think that the older Hero is a pervert that just wants to harass us. It annoys us, but we had learned how to deny or ignore him, it is tiring but in the end it works wonders.
“Well, let’s just hope that we don’t find any problems on the road.” I tell my sister and she nods. “And why did I need to open my mouth?” Before us a group of corrupted monsters appear.
Richard PoV
I was flying across the countryside when some villagers waved their hands to me, they were shouting for help because some monsters that are commanded by bandits have appeared and the guards were not able to slay or even injure them. They were wanting help to subjugate them, and as I appeared they asked for my help. Of course I did that, it is my motto as a Hero!
[table=blue]You are so powerful! I would hug you if I had a body![/table]
‘Stop being like that, it is gross! I don’t want to be hugged by a boy! I like girls and their round breasts! Like the village chief's daughter ehehhehe! I will help this village and then ask to be her partner for a night. Ehehehe!’ I talk to the Screen before me.
[table=blue]And I am the gross one here…? Well, Michael is an open pervert while you are just a closet one, yet at the end of the day it's the same! Lame that you Heroes don’t let us see you having sex.[/table]
‘Obviously! We know that you can share it if you want, so we all agreed to not let you guys film us doing the kinky things, just the foreplay at the most.’ I tell him what he already knew, but as he acts, he is more childlike than expected.
[table=blue]Booo! You Heroes are no fun! Go kill the things and have sex with that whore![/table]
‘She is not a whore, she just wants to eat my little buddy even if she doesn't know it yet! And I’ll make sure that she tastes it!’ I retort and he goes mute. He knows that he will never win against me.
“Do you guys know where could they be?” I ask the chief and he nods.
“The bandits live in tha forest. Ya may find them there.” He says and I smile wryly to him.
“No new information about them? Like numbers, types of monster?”
“Hmmm. Ah think they used tha big turtle, some were corrupted others normal.” The chief nods while passing his big hand through his beard. “Oh, tha Boss has a bird. Be careful.” He said to me. I wanted to ask why should I be careful, but thought that it would not be a good idea to reveal that a Hero is here.
“I will do that and I don’t need help, but chief.” I walk closer to him and whisper at his ear. ”I want to play until morning with your daughter when I finish them off. Okay?”
The guy’s eyes widen and I step back, looking at his daughter. Her boobs were big and the small waist… it was driving me crazy and I was feeling it awaken! I look away but I found that she was amused to see a tent rising right before her eyes.
“Fella’ if ya do that alone, ah’ll let you do it.” He has a strange eyes, but he probably weighed everything and me taking her for just one night will not make that much difference. I nod and depart with my bow already prepared to hunt.
Carmen PoV
[table=black]So, tell me why you said you had some problems to take care of? You are just too lazy to do anything that is not buying clothes! I see that you have lots of them in your inventory and you continue to buy new ones! I believe you've never even used half of them.[/table]
‘It will take three days to get there! And I have to save this city! Look at this dress! It is too long! And that one is not showing the woman's curves! This robe is not good as well! The size is too big and it will hold the breasts of the people that use it!’ I started to do a review of every single clothing piece they had inside this store.
“Dear customer… could you please stop being so angry with our clothes… it looks like you are going to tear them all…” A clerk says to me, but I continue looking through the clothes.
“Dear lord! What the hell is this?! Why are all the clothes have almost the same color?” I shout after seeing all the clothes inside this store. “You guys are screwed, all these clothes have poor quality, the colors are horrible, the sewing is not good and…” I started to list the problems and the clerk was getting preoccupied, he probably never thought that someone would act like this.
“Boss! Help!” I was almost finishing when the clerk runs away calling the boss. It is then that a big female garuda comes out of the back of the store and with a few gestures the salesmen says what I have said to him about the clothes.
“Dear customer, may I know why are you so furious with my latest creations?” An arachne walks to me.
“Yeah, you can. Your clothes are not well designed, they have poor quality, the color is not good and almost all of them have the same color, the sewing is bad and the skill of the tailor is so poor that I pity the people that wear them.” I say it to the arachne and I can see that I found the one that I wanted. “This shirt here has a poor finishing but the material used is good, if we could improve the skill of the tailor this poor quality item may enter the royal castle.” I say to her and her eyes that were burning with hatred is now shining with a fire that I had once in my life.
I was a stylist and a model of my own clothes. It was quite difficult to raise money at first so I did some 'strange' jobs, but after a while I started to like it and couldn’t stop… in the end I died because of that, pretty lame way to die.
“I can teach you a good way to sew. I don’t look like one but I am a tailor and have a lot of experience in that part.” I tell her and her eyes shine like the sun.
“Master! I’ll be in your care! Please teach me a good way to sew my clothes!” The spider bows to me and I let her guide me to her workshop.
Millena PoV
[table=purple]Tell me again… how can you be lost in this place? You just needed to fly in a straight line![/table]
‘D-Don’t ask me! And I am not lost! I am just exploring new places!’ I tell the Screen
[table=purple]SUUUUUREEEE. I believe in you.[/table]
“Shutup! I am not lost! We just need to walk to my left so that we will be going towards that city!” I shout out loud and fly to my left… ‘Now… which is the left again?’ I tilt my head looking around.
[table=purple]That’s why I said that you should wait for the caravan! You wouldn’t be ‘exploring new places’ and we would be close to the capital already![/table]
‘Get lost! I just need to learn where I should go!’ I then change direction to one of my arms.
[table=purple]Do you know you are going to the other side, RIGHT?[/table]
‘I know it! I was just… hmmm… oh, that's right! I was just trying to see if you knew that I wasn’t going the right way!’ I say to my Screen.
[table=purple]Really, how the hell can someone be so bad with directions! I think I should create a navigation system for you… oh, wait… I think it will not work with you since you can’t even remember which is your left and your right! Just follow my orders for now or we will never get to see the new Hero! And I’ll tell Red to tell Michael that you want to have sex with him.[/table]
‘No! Don’t do that! I don’t want to be Hero that he uses like all the girls he picks up!’ I shout to the fucking window. ‘Ah… I feel so bad that I have to ask you to guide me… *Sigh*’
[table=purple]Don’t feel that bad! I am just here to help you! By the way, STOP WALKING ALONE! YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY! AGAIN! FUCK, WOMAN JUST LISTEN TO ME AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS![/table]
‘No need to shout! You poisoned creature!’ The color of the screen just tells me that this thing is poisoned, like her words… ‘I wanted a normal Screen…’
[table=purple]I am normal, but I have to guide you everywhere and it isn’t funny anymore, now it is just annoying. And DON’T WALK THAT WAY! FUCK, TURN BACK and follow my instructions![/table]
‘No need to shout!!! And I am following your instructions!’ I retort. ‘It would be easier if you had a body…’ I say that and just start to walk like the Screen tells me.
Lucy PoV
We finally get to enter Glater’s capital! It took us more time than expected. We should have arrived two days ago, and now we just have a day before the stupid pervert arrives… and he is going to harass us again… he always tries to have sex with us and no one wants to touch that beard of his. It is gross and he keep saying that it is what makes him a man… well, that is a philosophy all dwarves live by. You can’t call yourself a man if you don’t have a beard. Or something like that.
“Sis, I think we should stay in that inn. It looks good enough and I want a comfy bed and a hot bath.” Larissa tells me while pointing to an inn not that far away.
“Yeah, I agree with you. And I think Carmen should have arrived already, I’ll contact her before we go for a shower.” I tell her and we enter the inn.
Inside was an uproar of customers talking, shouting for drinks, food and other things. I was amused to see such a thing, and a bard was singing! How they can hear it is a mystery… this place is noisy but I can feel warmth from it.
“Sis, I want to stay here. I don’t know why, but it is just a feeling that I have.” My sister holds my hand so that we are not going to get separated while we make our way through the crowd.
“I want a bedroom for two people!” I shout when I manage to find the inn-keeper. He was behind the counter.
“Oh! Two little ladies! You're in luck that we have some rooms free, this place is now well known through the city since our Hero and his Princess stayed here incognito. It was kinda fun seeing that he played the little cute fella just to act all hero-like when the times needed him to.” He said with a big smile.
I look at my sister and with a nod we get a room, so that we could talk in private.
“I wasn’t expecting that… to enter the same inn as him before we even started to look for his whereabouts.” I tell my sister and she nods. “Should we call the others and tell them about this place or just wait for them to discover it themselves?”
“Let’s just tell Millena and Carmen. The perverts can sleep whenever they want.” Sister tells me and I nod to her. “You call Millena, I'll call Carmen.”
It took me a few tries to get to talk to her.
“Millena! We found a good place to stay in the city and we discovered that the Hero and the Princess stayed here for a day before going to the castle! You should come here as well!” I tell her through my stone.
[“Oh good! I thought I would need to ask that stupid Screen to guide me there! I am almost at the city, I’ll probably arrive at noon!”] Millena answers me and I just shake my head. If my experience is right she is going to arrive at dinner, I am sure.
“No need to rush! We are going to wait for you here, just call me when you are close and we will come to fetch you.” I tell her and I hear she saying thank you over and over again until I hang up, and I warned her that she doesn’t need to tell the perverts because I am going to ‘tell’ them.
“Did you finish there?” I ask my sister and she nods.
“Carmen is already in this inn. It looks she arrived a few hours before us and was looking for a good place when a guy said that this is one of the best inns, so she got a room for herself.” She says and I nod.
“Good to hear that. Now let’s go take our shower and grab something to eat. I am starving!” I walk to the bathroom with my twin sister.
Richard PoV
‘I am finally here! It took me two more days to get here than I have expected.’ I think to myself while observing the wall before me.
[table=blue]Yeah… It is absolutely not because you would stop in every village that had some sort of problem and only help them if they let you have sex with one or more villagers that caught your eyes… and you didn’t let me watch it… I was bored to have nothing to do! It is boring that I can not watch it! You closet pervert that can not say what you're thinking because you're scared to show your pervertedness![/table]
‘Calm down! It is not my problem. I don’t like to know that I am being observed while I am having sex. It is disgusting to know that a person in your head can watch and film everything. Thanks but no thanks.’ I retort at him.
[table=blue]... AH! Forget it… I’ll just stay here and sulk in the corner… I am not needed anyway…[/table]
‘Now you're having an existential crisis?!’ I facepalm myself while ignoring the stupid Screen, it does no good listen to it. ‘Now… the others said that they had arrived already… where they should be?’ I think and in the corner of my vision I see a red-bearded guy with lots of girls around him. Yeah, lots of girls… and he isn’t even as handsome as me! I really want to know what the females see in him.
“Michael, looks like you are popular as ever.” I lift my hand.
“OHHHH! The man that I wanted to see!” He answers while waving his hand energetically. “Ladies, this is my closest friend, Richard! Richard, the ladies.” And he is really like that… How he gets them… that is a mystery…
“And have you seen the girls?” I ask him ignoring the pervert words. “They should have arrived already.”
“Yeah, I found them already but they didn’t want to come with me… it looks like they don’t want to be seen with me. I feel like my heart is breaking…” He let his shoulders fall just to be cheered up by the girls.
[table=blue]Bastard… I wish I was like you! I know that is what you want to say here. You can’t hide it from me! And fuck! He is groping that girl's ass! Change with me!!! I want to be the one groping it![/table]
“Oh, so let’s just contact them and walk to the castle…” I tell him while ignoring the Screen and before grabbing my stone I look at him. “If I were you I would stop that, if the girls are to find that you are already wanting it they might kick you down there…”
“You are sure… if they act together they can really damage my little buddy here.” Michael then touch his groin. “Girls, I’ll find you all in that place tonight, just wait for me there.” He says, kissing them and groping their asses. “And I know that you all are already waiting for me.”
The girls almost melt when they hear him saying that… ‘What the hell you do you have to do to make them act so flirty with you? You midget!’ I think to myself. “So let’s go? While you were making that scene I have already contacted the girls and they are on their way to the castle already. It looks like I was the last one to get here *Sigh*.”
“Don’t be so down! You are going to have fun with me tonight!” He says while walking beside me. “I have got some for you too! They have those big melons that you love, and all of them are more eager to have sex then you would think.” We continue to exchange a few words until we get to the castle and see the four girls that were waiting for us.
“I feel that I lost… If even Millena is here before me…” I do a perfect ‘orz’ pose.
“Bow before me, mortal!” Millena says with a mad laugh.
“You were lost in the forest just outside the city, you can’t say nothing about that.” One of the twins say.
“Let’s just finish collecting some intel here. I don’t want to stay close to the perverts. Their stupidity may be contagious.” Carmen says and Michael and I start to tell her that it is not true, but she just ignores us…
We got to talk with the king after a harsh inspection to see if we had weapons, poison, and other things that would be dangerous to him, and he was still protected by 10 men after all that! He did tell us everything that happened here and all, but we only got to see him because the girls had already had an appointment with him…
Anyway, he explained everything about what the Hero was like and that he was a good person that protected the kingdom and all without asking for anything in return. ‘If it was me I would have asked to have some good nights with his daughters, if they were taller than him… such small bodies… it would probably hurt.’
It took him an hour to finish the story but he didn’t tell us the details about their relationship, just that the princess was from the Alegria kingdom and it looked like he was following her for some reason that he didn’t dare to ask.
We parted ways with the king as we discuss what we are going to do. Michael is going to stay here because he wants to taste some of the girls around the town and the girls are going on a buying spree, while I am going to look for this new Hero and they just agree with me.
He had struggled to kill just a few dozens of people, so he is not that powerful yet. I should be able to see if he is evil or not by myself without their help. But that's after tonight, today Michael and I are going to have a nice party! Guhehehehe…
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