WARNING I WROTE SOME OF THIS DRUNK PLEASE ACCEPT THAT SOME OF THIS WILL HAVE GRAMMAR ERRORS AND WEIRD SENTENCES THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE I DON'T KNOW IF I SWORE IN THIS OR NOT.

I woke up quite sore from falling asleep awkwardly on lizard. I was awoken by my mother who grabbed me and basically shoved her tit in my mouth. Being hungry I completely drained her of her milk. She then put me back down and went out to the fields. I was kind of grumpy after being rudely awakened and not having enough sleep. So I went and climbed into my bed and went back to sleep. At around 12 I woke to some one crushing my arm. After a bit of wiggling I managed to save my arm from losing circulation and falling off. I then got up and looked at the chain and book and thought.

"Man its so obvious that this is a Grimoire its ridiculous I wish you were a watch or something less obvious."

The chain and book then slowly change and turn over to an expensive gold watch. I check the time its 1:23. Man it even works! Well I'm still hungry time to eat. As I make the sphere and as I'm about to eat it the Grimoire says telepathically

"Eating your own life force can cause explosive diarrhea, stone poo, solid pee, blood becoming solid, breath turned into methane and sterilization if used for over a year or at random occurrences. The use of your life for on other living beings has caused The lizard named FEAR to become tamed by you using your life force, Sophias feelings toward you have been multiplied by ten due to her absorbing your life force if continued use is used on her she will basically become enslaved by her "love" towards you. You created me using your life force and you multiplied your Mana capabilities by 100 times by eating your own life force. Your life force has been regenerated and expanded by the massive amount of Mana that you hold and after using your life force you become completely exhausted."

My face turns 10 shades whiter and I look over at the grimoire in fear of what could have happened to me.

“don’t worry if you eat it for one meal a year you will have no after effects.also the effects kick in right away so if you have had none of these effects none will happen to you until you eat more. also I just checked and no your not sterilized.”

This effectively calmed me but then I started wondering about something and asked my grimoire.

"How extensive is explosive diarrhea?"

"Your diarrhea causes an explosion equivalent to a grenade."

"Holy shit."

"No explosive shit."

Great pun but if that wasn’t magic then how do I use it?

“So how do I use this ‘Mana?’.”

"Its different then summoning your life force. Simple concentrate on something and imagine that its changed. An example concentrate on the candle being lit and will it to be lit."

"Is all magic that easy?"

"Its harder than it looks try it. Most mages are 16 when they start and it takes years for any magic to happen. Mages tend to have expanded life spans due to them being able to regenerate life force. You may become immortal if you keep increasing your life force and Mana."

I imagined the candle in the room becoming lit and it blew up in flames.

"Often times words are used to actualize your thoughts as it forces your mind to focus at the task at hand."

So I walk outside and try to say fireball. Being 2 months old with no teeth it comes out as.

"Fffrrrfffflll"

A fireball then appears and fly's forward. It hits a tree and explodes completely destroying the tree. I almost completely black out from the use of my magic and the aftershock of the fireball.

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"Oh I forgot to tell that before you turn 15 you can only use a fraction of your Mana and your stats are also fractionated dependent on your age. you also seemed to have taken your stats from your last world with you. unfortunately you took none of your skills."

"By how much is my stats and Mana reduced?"

"You can use 1/90 of your Mana and stats"

“So next month I can use 1/60 correct because 15 years times 12 months equals 180 divided by my age which will be 3 months old so it equals 60"

"That is correct young Padawan"

"How do u know star war quotes???"

"I have access to all your memories which is honestly going to be very useful as I will be able to use a 100% of the information you gather. I can also use 100% of the information from the books you used to make me"

"Interesting so if we play scrabble we will wreck?"

"We would be unstoppable"

"Anyways how do I look at my 'stats'?"

"Usually you would get a status card when you turn 16 but I can function as one as well. Would you like for me to show you?"

"Yes but before that what is your name Grimoire is very hard to remember for me and it would be hard to slip into a conversation."

"Codex of the lost library of the immortals."

"Good Codex is easy to mistake for could or code word."

"Yes master, I will now show you your stats”

NAMECHARLES SILVER CLAWSPECIESDIREWOLFMANLevel1GenderMALEHEALTH1000/1000MANA10000/10000Strength75Intelligence100Agility125Leadership1

"That is the status you will have when you turn 15. not your current stats. your current stats cannot be calculated unless you die because they are constantly growing."

"so if i train now it will incredible easy to gain stats as compared to when i turn 15?"

"yes"

"now onto your abilities"

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