LEGAL

We went to the arcade, with beeps and boops aplenty. When someone asked my age, I said that I was twenty. The lady didn't believe me, she looked at me with doubt. It's true, I said, but she shook her head, so I pout.

KINKY

My nyaster's so resourceful, he tied me to his bed. He's also really kind. When I asked, he gave me head.

RUDE

My nyaster met an ojou-chan, who threw a hissy fit. She treated him like garbage, she treated him like shit. She thought he was a womanizer, who had sex with every girl he met. And while she wasn't wrong, to be fair, every girl that saw him got wet.

That girl gunna join da harem later on hur hur hur.

INCEST

My nyaster has a cute little sister. One day he accidentally kissed her. She kissed him back, and went on the attack, and while they were fucking I joined them.

POKER

My nyaster played a game with me, I think it was called strip poker. I drew a queen, I drew a jack, and then I drew a joker. His sister came, and joined the game, and scolded me for cheating. I didn't cheat, I just ate meat, and nyaster came while I was eating.

That sounds fun...

My nyaster's friend is dead. He hanged himself by the head. But not the head you were thinking. His body and corpse were stinking. Everybody said he was sick, because he hanged himself by his dick.

Written in honor of Venustus, who mentioned doing something like this. May he rest in peace, unwary of the hangover to come.