《Nyanya N. Nya》(Nya) Addiction

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COFFEE

I really love my coffee, I drink it every day. It makes me really hyper, and makes me wanna play. I pour in some cream, from nyaster's shiny cock. And add in some sugar, and drink it while we talk. Then I pounce on nyaster, and bounce on him in bed. My kitty's being stretched, by nyaster's giant head.

CATNIP

I saw a shady man on the street. He asked me if I wanted something to eat. I said yes, then he gave me a pouch. When I got home and sat on the couch, and opened it.

I. Saw. Heaven. I ate the plant I was given. And I wanted more, so I ran out the door, and searched for the man in a coat. But all I found in his place was a goat. The colors were flying, I thought I was dying, so I ran home and cried on my bed. What the hell was going on with my head?

-Nyanya Nya, famous nekomimi writer, on an article of the dangers of taking catnip.

Remember kids, don't do drugs.

DOT

I saw a red dot on the ceiling. It gave me a funny feeling. I jumped up to catch it, to give it to nyaster. When it ran away I chased after. It moved to the floor, right next to the door, and as I bent down to pick it up...

Something went in my behind! While I was chasing I was blind, to the rest of the world around me. Nyaster was there, pounding into my ass, but when I looked the red dot was gone. And then I felt sad, but I also felt glad, because who doesn't like a surprise? But next time I'll catch it, I swore to myself. If I gave it to nyaster, surely he would praise me himself!

Written in honor of The Master of all Cats, who has succumbed to the taunts of Mr. Reddot.

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