I. Am. Bored.

I feel like I have been wandering for hours! And no living thing in sight! Not even a rat or a spider. This is more of a labyrinth than a dungeon. But I will still keep calling it a dungeon.

I tried going through walls but to no avail. It seems that I can touch things even though I look like a ghost. Ugh this body is so useless. Then again thanks to that I have been able to keep my right hand on the wall the entire time, so I think I'm making progress.

I turned the next corner and I am greeted by something different than the usual dungeonwall. A doorway and a staircase going down. Finally! After what felt like days a way out! Please let there be something different than a maze!

I rush to the stair and fly down with haste. It's a spiraling staircase and midway the crystalls change color from blue to green. So I touch one and say Info in my head.

Green light crystal: This magical rock can be found in places with high mana concentration. It absorbs miniscule amounts of ambient mana to create a glow from the inside. Can be used as an alchemical reagent and in enchanting.

It's the same in green.

When I reached the bottom a doorway opened into a lush forest ...underground. Yep, dungeon. But finally something different! Hopefully there's something living in here. I looked left and right, but all I could see was forest. It's bright here! Like a nice day in spring. I looked up but I can't see where the light is coming from. I listened closely into the forest. It's kinda quiet. No birds. No insects.

"Well I can't stand around and do nothing forever." came my voice still icy, dry and creepy. Sigh. I used to have this deep sexy professor voice. I shook myself clear of my negative thoughts and started wandering aimlessly again.

This forest is weird. Some of it's trees could stand in a jungle but then next to them stands a tree like a pine. I I wanna know how it came to this. Even when I became a teacher myself I never stopped loving to learn. New things always excited me. When there was a new documentary or a breakthrough in a field of science I would always try and learn what's new. I'm such a nerd...

I touched a tree and thought info.

Dungeon tree. A tree only found in dungeons. Will dissapear when brought outside of dungeon. Items crafted with it while in a dungeon will not dissapear. It's wood is ten times stronger than that of a normal tree. Can be used in crafting.

Crafting came up twice now I wonder if it's a skill too. Info Crafting!

Warning! Broad terms will not work with skill Perfect Knowlege.

Huh? That's new. Uhh info skill crafting?

Warning! Broad terms will not work with skill Perfect Knowlege.

...still? How specific do I have to get? Maybe woodcrafting? Info skill woodcrafting.

Skill Woodcrafting. Activation toggled. Crafting object's while using skill woodcrafting lowers chances of failures and makes the object more durable. Warning! Minimum requirement in Dexterity 40. Warning! Minimum requirement Intelligence 10.

What? There are requirements for skills too? Hmm I probably can't get that one since I have no stats...sigh. Well let's just keep looking for something living. So I got back to wandering again. When I looked at my other skills they didn't show requirements. Maybe they don't have any? Can anyone aquire them? Man I really want someone I can ask these things. Some common knowlege would be nice.

I heard a bush rustling. I turned my head and out hopped a bunny. A weird bunny. It had a horn on it's head and a fin on it's back. It's fur was also a mixture of brown and green. Wow you are one ugly bunny. It moved it's head on my direction looking at me with it's sickly brown eyes. C-can it see me? It's gaze lingered on me for a moment but then moved past me like I wasn't there.

So did you see me? I waved my hand. I did a backflip (backfloat?). I raspberryd at it and made an L with my fingers on my forehead. Nothing. Must be from my ghostly body. Info Astral Body.

Skill Astral Body. Can't be deactivated, stolen or blocked for any spectral race. Your body is made from your own mana and your will. Can't be detected with organs; can only be detected by magic or magic item.You can not be harmed by physical damage. You can not be damaged by magic other than Light and Dark. You can touch and feel but can not interact with the physical plane. Your durability is determined by your wisdome stat. Your manapool will be used instead of your healthpool. Warning! casting magic will drain your manapool and can kill you.

Wow ok yeah I should have looked at that sooner. But that also means the ugly abunnynation can't see me. Then let's touch it. Info!

Status

Name: Abunnynation (named by you)

Race: Amphibious Unicornbunny

lvl: 3

Healt: 10/10

stats: Strenght: 1, Dexterity: 3, Intelligence: 1, Wisdome: 0, Luck: -1

Skills: Jumping, Underwater breathing, Underwater construction, Horn attack

Titles: Named monster

What?