Authors note on last chapter: Wealth and status carries over in reincarnation so the fact that she was so wealthy is the reason she had so much Karma.

p.s. Lola is a self-centred woman

My birth was quiet. I felt myself being grabbed out of a warm place and then handed to some one else. Wailing pursued it seemed my birth was not a thing of joy but pain and suffering. I simply survived the first 9 months of my life eating and doing what life required. At this time I had enough time to think. What if he found a women more suited to him then me? What if he doesn't like me? Does he even need me? Will I be burden to him?

(note her stats don't really change much from her birth so hear is her current stats and stats when she meets Gilbert)

I hadn't really bothered to learn the language if someone wanted to speak to me they should just learn English. They days went by and I didn't feel hungry eating less and less every day. The only people I have seen so far is the little buy who can't speak English (cross out future husband) and the old hag who keeps putting her tit into my mouth. Eventually I got annoyed of this so I simply started biting her when she started feeding me. That started 3 days ago or so I really don't keep count. She has however been drowning me in water in order to get me to drink however. She is only prolonging the inevitable. Today she picked me up again to feed me but I refused. I wanted out. Better to die now then try to find him forever. We walk outside and I bury my against her chest the light hurts my eyes. We then walk into another house. I can tell its not my house because.. well it seems like a bunch of old mouldy clothes. The women holding me is talking to another women. They keep talking and then something hits me in the back of the head. I yell so that I may confirm as to who hit me in the back of the head so that I may strangle them to death.

“Who Threw that!”

I here a shrill high voice. Must be some jealous bitch.

“I did”

I turn over so that I can see the face of the person of whom I am going to get revenge on... Its a baby about as big as the useless one back home. Before I can inform them of their impending doom she speaks again.

“well, if it isn't Julie Medeiros”

How the hell does this shit already now my name? Who is this person?

“Who are you?”

“Eat some food and I'll tell you”

I may as well I have found a new goal in my life until I find that man. Kill this women. Good thing I am super rich. Killing her should be easy. I cry to get the stupid hags attention. To my surprise the women beside her grabs me and starts feeding me. She does a much better job of feeding that's for sure. I eat till she is dry. Which surprising isn't that long. My old hag then grabs me and starts feeding me. Its okay I guess I didn't realize how truly hungry I was. We then walked home and they talked to some old fat guy talking to my hag and the other lady with the bitch. As they talk I nod off to sleep.

THE NEXT DAY (Harvest moon anyone?)

I was rudely awoken and put into a chair. I see the bitch from yesterday in another chair nearby. Just out of strangle range. So I try to polity attain information from this thing near me. (I now refuse to consider her my equal)

“So who are you?”

“you don't remember me?”

Why would I remember you? You could be any idiot who could have been reincarnated (she thinks that reincarnation is a common thing)

“Nope who are you?”

“Ted Little in the last world and Gilbert Rommel in this one”

Oh so your a guy? Damn barbarian throwing a spoon at me.

“Doesn't ring a bell”

The lady from yesterday then puts his chair right beside mine. In strangle range but he seems much stronger and bigger then I. I'm going to need to wait for an opening.

“So...”

I snap at him

“What?”

“You learn this world's language yet?”

“no”

Why would I do that? If they want to talk to me they can learn english.

“Do you want me to teach you?”

“Nope”

Why is he asking stupid questions?

“Julie Medeiros you have been given a second chance at life are you going to throw it away?”

I widen my eyes in mock surprise and sarcastically exclaim.

“How do you know I have been reincarnated?”

Any idiot could have figured that out. He already knew my name from the last world so its only common sense that he would know I have been reincarnated.

“Eat your breakfast and I'll explain.”

I only eat because I need the strength so that I can strangle him. Although how much he cares about my well being is kind of cute... NO none of those thoughts! Only the boy who I died with can I love! Once I am done eating I am picked up and set down in another room. I haven't learned to crawl so I just keep myself upright. The barbarian then crawls over to me and I ask him.

“So care to explain Gilbert?”

“Sure you remembered how you died?”

I look down. Must you remind me that I have no idea where my precious is?

“No need to explain I was their”

So he must have been that bastard that killed me and my precious. My eyes narrow on my to kill target.

“ What do you mean you wear their?”

“I was the one who was Forced to have sex with you but only got so far as motor-boating you”

He is my precious?!? That should have been out of view from the guy behind us!

“Oh so your the guy that watched people get carved up in front of you without bating an eye”

“Well technically I wasn't aware of what was going on since at the time I was going through a Hyperthymesia episode”

Hyper what?

“A what?”

“Hyperthymesia is when your brain can recall memories with perfect clarity and then allows you to watch them almost like a film meaning that the whole time I wasn't aware of what was going on in front of me.”

“...”

Pfft as if but what he said is true he was the only person that could see him motor-boating me! I have found my precious! I forgive you for all those harassing things you did to get my attention.

“Also I am the one that gave you a soul ball so that you could reincarnate”

The reincarnation guy did say something about a ball... but I'm pretty sure I ignored the explanation about it. Oh well let's hear my future husbands life story!

“I was wondering where I got that ball”

“Also sorry for violating you”

That would have gotten an a positive response on any woman. I'll have to watch out it appears my future husband is a womanizer... But you can violate me in time if you make me feel the same way as last time....

“Its not like you had a choice I kind of forced myself onto you”

It was then silent for several moments until the other boy was put down near us.

“So...”(Gilbert)

“So...”(me)

“What are your stats Lola?”

“Why are you calling me Lola?”

“Answering a question with a question. Really? Anyways your name that your parents gave you is Lola, also that is your cousin (pointing at Ivo) your aunt (pointing at Mrs Norman) your Dad is working and a merchant and my mother is the other lady. Your elven mother died giving birth to you and your Dad is the richest man in town. That's all I know about your family in this world”

umm overload of info? Anyways my beloved can know anything about me.

“Show status Gilbert”

He then looks it over. He shows a weird depressing face. I am kind of concerned am I not good enough?

“Is something wrong Gilbert?”

“No, no its fine”

If he is concerned about my stats then what are his?

“Care to show me your stats?”

“Ya sure, Show status Lola”

I look his stats over. He is better then me in every way! Well accept for affinity’s. But his Health recover and ability are insane! Also their was no hyper whatever... So he really is the man of my dreams. Sigh. Finding your perfect heartless bastard feels amazing. I then continued to happily read along. That is till I got to the bottom. Most trusted and helpful?!? cotton doesn't sound like a male name! Is she his future sex slave or something?!?

“Gilbert” (Lola)

“Yes?”

“Who is soft cotton?”

“Soft Cotton is...”

“Your?”

“Soft Cotton is a guy”

YAY no competition!

“Oh that's good”

“What's good?”

I simple give him the don't ask face

“Never mind Lola”

“SO your a healing mage with the ability to use dark magic?”

“And you can use all four elements plus electricity”

“yup 'Yawn' I should really sleep my stamina is already out”

why am I so tired I just met my....

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