With a start, I open my eyes and sit up in bed, but then I realize I am probably in the guestroom. Suddenly a great headache assaults me... system-chan begins her attack.

Ping! Due to pushing yourself to perform an incredible magical feat you've gained the title: Witch of the burning horizon +5 to Fire wall skill level +2 to Fire manipulation +5% fire affinity Ping! Due to prodigious, pioneering use of telekinesis, Title gained: Psionic Scion. +5 to telekinesis +1 to mana manipulation +1 mana sense. Skill obtained: Telepathy. Ping! You've killed Skeletal servant of Lichlord Lazarik x31 Ping! You've killed skeletal grunt of Lichlord Lazarik x6 Ping! You've killed Corpse reaper Coachman of Lichlord Lazarik x1 Ping! Congratulations, you've leveled up x13! +1 trait point +1 talent point +143 distributable attribute points +195 constitution. Ping! Death Energy Manipulation has leveled up. Ping! Death Energy Absorption has leveled up. Ping! Drain life has leveled up. Ping! Curse of Weakness has leveled up. Ping! Summoning Magick has leveled up +2! Ping! Your summon Raven familiar skill has leveled up! Ping! Your summon rare imp familiar skill has leveled up! Ping! Your summon Fire elemental skill has leveled up! Your bound servant, Elishmael the living flame, greatly respects your power over fire. Skill has morphed into Summon rare Fire elemental. Elishmael is able to exhibit more of his power in the mortal realm.

Bang! The door opens and Tie'sha enters my room with a tray of refreshments and a wet towel. My eyes roll up into my head and I faint from ping ping overload.

Goddamn it!