《Fuck You Too // COMPLETE》1.5; Filming
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London's POV
"London," Kian says walking over to me, dragging the n out. "Can you pretty please film a video with me?"
"Kian you can just ask, I'm used to it anyways." I say getting up and hugging his abdomen. "What are we gonna film?"
"The girlfriend boyfriend tag thing. And whoever gets the most wrong has to jump in the pool in the nude." He says and I rise an eyebrow at him.
"Okay.. What if it's a tie?"
"Then we can jump in the pool naked together how about that?"
"Deal." I say and start laughing. I watch Kian set up the camera and press record. He sits next to me and does his intro.
"What's up everybody, it's Kian here. And..." He pauses and points to me, "My lovley girlfriend, London."
"Hi everyone!" I say and wave at the camera.
"Okay, so today we will be doing the-" He starts doing a 'drum roll' on his thighs, and continues, "girlfriend boyfriend tag! I will be asking Lon a couple of questions, then she will ask me some. But, there is a twist. Whichever one of us gets more wrong, has to jump in the pool. Naked." I overly dramatically gasp, making Kian and I laugh.
"Okay! Question number one!" He says and turns to me. "Where did we meet?"
"So this goes back like two years, but it was in Texas, when you Connor, and Ricky came to visit Jc. Also when Jc and I were dating." I say looking at the camera.
"Yeah! And we went to Jc's house and his mom made us dinner! I remember!" Kian yells out, "Next question! What is my shoe size?"
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"Ummm. I'm gonna guess."
(A/N) I'm looking everywhere to find his shoe size urg
I can't find it so I'm just gonna say a random size like 10 or something cause he has bigger feet then Jc and his are like 8 or something
"10?" I ask looking at him.
"Yeah!" he says, a little surprised.
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"Now, we are going to answer the same question." Kian says after we each got none wrong.
"Where was our first date?"
"Um. Your room?" I ask and he starts laughing really hard. "What? It's kinda true! You banged me before you brought me to Wendy's!" I say and start laughing along with him.
"Okay, okay. What animal resembles each other. I would say... Kitten."
"Why kitten?" I ask.
"I don't know you're so short, and I feel if I do something wrong I can break you."
"Okay... I would have to say rabid dog for you." I say trying not to laugh.
"Why?!" Kian looks at me laughing.
"Cause you like to destroy shit." I say and put my arm around his shoulders.
"Okay then. Well, everyone, neither of us got a question wrong, so we both get to jump in the pool naked!" He stops recording, brings it outside and records again. "Now we need to get naked."
I pull my shorts and shirt off, leaving me in my bra and underwear. I see Kian strip of everything but his boxers. "Kian the water is gonna be cold." I whine, and unclasp my bra, dropping it on the ground, and crossing my arms, covering my breasts.
"Kitten, it's not like I haven't seen them before." Kian says and I start blushing. Kian slides down his boxers, and I slide my underwear down. "Ready." Kian says grabbing my hand. "Three, two, one, JUMP!" Kian and I go flying into the water, that is extremely cold. Kian pulls me to him, going to the surface, and looking at the camera.
"So... We just jumped into a pool. With no clothes on.. I'll see you guys next Saturday. Byeee!"
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