《Zodiac Signs》Signs 5th grade reaction to Sex Education
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Wait babies don't come out of your stomach???
EEEEWWWWWWWW
I'm uncomfortable
Okay but what's a clitoris?
Vagina more like vagiNO LOLLL
"The only one screaming even though they knew most of it"
That wasn't as bad as I thought. Who the HECK lied to me?
I already knew all of this
Eyes their crush"
My parents already told me this NOOBS
Wtf lol. Okay that's weird LOL amirite???
So that's where "D" came from
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