| Her

"Helloooooo!"

"Yeah, uh-"

"Well, that's the best part!"

"No you idiot. I'm talking about you not being fake and acting all nice and sweet when you're really not."

"Yesss! Okay random question, blue with gold or blue with silver?"

"Nothing to worry about, no one's house is going to blow up this time, jeez. Give a girl some break."

"It was an accident! I promise!"

"Thanks!"

"Well I took it as one anyway."

"Cuz you love me, duh!"

"You wound me grumpy pants. Okay another random question, are you a vampire?"

"You've been grumpy all day! And you're talking to me at night! You talked to me last night too! It's as if you hate the daytime!"

"Oh thanks! And I'm done. I should go now. Thanks for the company!"

"Oh, I was doing my nails and I was bored. And I needed a second opinion on whether to do gold or silver."

"I do. Just that I can't get a hold of that bitch since I came back from her place this morning."

"Jeez no need to get sarcastic with me. Wait I'll show you the nails! I mean, you deserve to see them after such a great service!"

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