《Irondad and Spiderson One Shots》Stark party
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T.W- Bullying. Swearing.
summary- Peter is Tony's son and no one believes he has an internship. Tony is having a party and Peter is the co-host, Flash is going with his dad and makes fun of peter for not being able to go.
(Flash's P.O.V)
Now I can finally prove Puny Penis Parker that not only am I better than him, but I can finally prove that he doesn't have a Stark Industries internship I mean why would they want him when they can have me.
I have sent in an application at least three times and if I couldn't get it there is no way Penis could get it.
Ya see my dad is a lawyer for SI and he has been invited to one of, no the most, prestigiousparty in the whole of the US.
Then my dad told me that he has a plus one and will be able to see Mr Stark and he said he could take me so I could see him and ask him about my internship.
My dad also told me that there was a co-host but no one knows who it is, it has to be someone very important to Mr Stark because as far as I know when he holds parties he only every organizes it so it is the best.
It's now Friday and I just got back from school.
I gave Puny a good beating to show him how worthless and useless he is, and that I'm going to the best party ever hosted and he can't go.
I walk with my dad in our £500 suits and get into our lamborghini.
When we arrive at the venue there are valet drivers all around.
When we pull up a valet walks up and opens the door for us and my dad gives him the keys.
"Don't scratch it," my dad says, I smirk seeing the man nod his head while taking the keys.
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We walk through the doors and I can't help but not stare at the sheer beauty of what I see.
Red and Gold covers the stools stood at the bar, while red and blue decorates the walls.
There are circular tables all around with gold cloth draped over the tables.
People are all around talking and drinking champagne, dressed with some of the most expensive clothes I've ever seen, and I have expensive clothes.
We grab a drink and walk around while my dad talks to some colleagues.
There is still no sign of Mr Stark and the avengers anywhere, just as I am about to walk around to try to find him to talk to him the doors open and the avengers file in.
Mr Stark is at the back and he is wearing a suit that must cost at least £8000 with someone walking beside him, I see his arm is draped over the person's shoulder and they are laughing.
I don't get a good look at who it was as they head to the back room where only a few people are allowed to go to.
After 10 minutes the lights dim and Mr Stark walks on stage.
"Hello, welcome to Stark party. Thank you all for coming and being here tonight. You all already know who I am but I need to introduce someone just as important, probably even more important then me. As you all know I only organized about half this party and no one knows who was the other half. I would like to introduce you all to one of the most important people in my life... Peter Parker."
Cheers could be heard as he walked on stage and my mouth drops.
There in front of me on stage beside THE TONY STARK is PUNY PENIS PARKER.
Not only that but he has a suit that looks just as expensive as Mr Starks.
No way am I letting him get away with this.
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"OI PEINIS PARKER, HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN."
Everyone turns to me and I see the avengers walk out and stand around Parker staring down at me.
I gulp, what have I done.
(Peter's P.O.V)
Ughhh, I know I should be happy because tonight is the party but after Flash beat the shit out of me I'm just not looking forward to it, especially after I found out that he is going to be there tonight.
All I know is this is not going to end well.
Me and dad get dressed into our suits, and slip on some signature sunglasses.
The party started an hour ago but dad and I got caught up in the lab and my aunts and uncles won't leave without us.
Once we arrive a valet comes and opens the door for us, we are all in different cars but all behind each other, I'm in dads car and everyone else took their own.
I send the valet man a smile and a "thank you," as the avengers walk in front of us and walk of us.
My dad puts his arm on my shoulder and I say "I think it runs in the family of us being late to everything."
He laughs as we walk in and head to the back, not looking round before entering the back room.
We talk for around 10 minutes and then my dad heads out to announce himself and me.
I walk up on stage and head straight to my dads side as cheers are heard from all around me.
I look out across the crowd and see Flash.
He looks over and shouts as soon as it's quite "OI PENIS PARKER, HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN."
Everyone's turns to him and glares at him, I look to my dad and see a murderous glint in his eyes.
Then all the rest of my family walk out and surround me in a protective position, each looking deadly.
I see Flash gulp and I know he is dead.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY SON," my dad shouts.
Everyone looks shocked at the news and Flash looks more scared than ever.
"Dad, guys don't kill him you know the rule. No killing minors. Please."
Aunt Nat looks down at me and smiles softly then it turns cold as she says "we can at least threaten him," everyone agrees and I know there is no point in arguing about it.
"Yo-your s-son," Flash says.
"Yes his son. And our nephew," Uncle Bucky says ice lacing his voice.
"I don't like bullies," Uncle Steve says glaring daggers at Flash.
"Don't ever. And I mean EVER, step near Peter again. Don't say anything to him and never touch my son again. Or you will have the earths mightiest heroes at your door ready to kill you," Dad says grabbing me and pulling me into a side hug.
"Don't threaten my son," Flash's dad says.
My dads face turns hard as he stares at him "YOUR CHILD IS HURTING MY SON. I WILL THREATEN HIM BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DESERVES. AND YOUR FIRED. I DON'T WANT SOMEONE LIKE YOU IN MY BUSINESS NOW GET OUT," My dad shouts angrily.
I look at the floor suddenly finding it very interesting.
After that the night went on quite well even though now everyone knows I'm Tony Stark's kid but I don't care because they are my family, they stuck up for me and protected me and I love them for that.
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Word spread fast about me being a Stark but nothing changed as I didn't want more friends i was good with the 2 I had. Flash never bothered me again and I couldn't ask for anything more.
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