《The Angry Birds Movie 2 (rewritten)》Speed Dating
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Later that night, Aggie felt bored of staying in her house all day. She kinda regret of not going out with Red, Chuck, and Bomb. Those guys were having fun tonight, and her... well, bored. That's it! she can't just sit there and play musical instruments to sing a song. She has to go out there, and have fun. She locked her door, and lowered herself down with a platform and a rope like an elevator until she reached the ground.
Right there she flew all over town, until she saw some lights from below. Aggie landed outside of restaurant, hid her wings into her back, literally, and noticed a sign that said: SPEED DATING TONIGHT! IT'S MATING SEASON!
"Ugh!" Aggie was disgusted about the sign "MATING SEASON", but dating is not an offended word for her. Aggie kept reminding herself sure already got a boyfriend back in her home world, but what's worst than trying this program. "Meh. It's just dating. What could possibly go wrong?"
Aggie entered the restaurant, and realized she was a little late. The program just started. "I guess I'll just find a table then."
CHIRP!
This is not Aggie's first date. She's been dating many times with Red, so she can't be uncomfortable with that, or can she? When it started, one by one, the male birds didn't do anything romantic towards Aggie. Only complimenting her over-populated feathers all over her body. That's one thing she hates when she first came to Bird Island. She didn't even talk to the boys. Just keeping herself silent, and showed her boring face, which she was bored.
CHIRP!
When another chirp was heard, Aggie was startled when Chuck came to her table.
"Aggie, you're here! "Chuck squealed excitingly.
"Oh, Chuck! You're here... for speed dating, too?" Aggie gasped in disbelief.
"Yeah..., and you, too?" asked Chuck.
"Yeah, I was bored at home, even if I need some rest after what happened to me few weeks ago."
"Then, I hope you'll feel better once we still have time to have a little talk date together?"
Aggie now felt uncomfortable of dating the fastest bird of Bird Island, and having him flirting with her made things worst, "This is not working." She face-palmed.
CHIRP!
Chuck heard the chirp as he was about to leave, "Sorry, Aggie. Date you later!"
Aggie rolled her eyes, and shook her head left and right, chuckling Chuck's cheekiness. She's still waiting for her next date, until...
"Hey there, cous!"
Aggie turned around, and saw Bomb at the other side of her table, "WAH! Bomb!"
"I thought you were at home."
"I got bored, okay?" The white sparrow groaned. "I can't believe I'm dating my feather cousin. So, what have you got?"
Bomb held a half coconut with dirt in it, "So, as you know. I eat dirt now. I know what you're thinking. 'It's disgusting,' you say, but it's healthy since it contains minerals. I know you can't eat soil because you're a human, but you can if you're a bird. Oh, wait. You're a bird now!"
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Aggie thought her "cousin" must be crazy! He knew she can't eat dirt. She can eat worms, but not dirt itself. Secretly, Aggie used to eat dirt once, and it's really disgusting. She promised herself she'll never do that again.
CHIRP!
Bomb stood up, and waved goodbye to his "cousin", "See ya later, cous!"
Aggie sighed in relief. She would've thought he never leave. Bomb was a little crazy than before, but he knows well. He was just trying to cheer her up after what happened to her weeks ago. When she felt someone sitting down on her table, she turned to see her next date. It was none other than...
"AAH! RED!" she screamed.
"AAH! AGGIE!" Red exclaimed.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
The two former love birds screamed to see each other in Speed Dating, even though they no longer date anymore. They got almost everyone's attention when they heard their screams.
Red and Aggie calmed themselves, and cleared their throat from their screams. They have a little time left together, so they'll try to use it.
"Wow, you're he..." They said the same time. "I mean, why are you..." They did it again. "I mean, you..." They chuckled and blushed for saying the same words at the same time as they rubbed the back of their necks.
"Sorry, you go first," Aggie insisted.
"Alright. Why are you here, Ags?" asked Red.
"Same answer. Got bored." Aggie replied. "So, you're here to look for someone new?"
"What?! No! Chuck and Bomb made me come here."
"Don't worry. I believe you."
Red and Aggie looked away from each other for a second, until they said the same words at the same time again, "So, what are you...? I mean, do you...? Can we just...?"
CHIRP!
The moment was ruined when the little bird chirped again, which means time to meet another bird to date. Red and Aggie sighed.
"Well, I'll see you later," Aggie said before leaving the table.
"Sure. See you," Red waved sadly. He couldn't believe he wasted his time competing with Aggie on who would say first. They only talked few word, and it's over. Suddenly, he noticed something glowing red in the sky. "What the..." He saw the moon glowed red above him. "Huh?"
Back at Aggie, while she's walking towards another empty table, thinking about her time waste with Red, she felt something glowing above her. When she looked up, she saw the moon turned red. The moon is like the Red Moon. But that's impossible. The Red Moon won't show until 40 more years. Why did the moon turned red? Her train of thought was interrupted when Chuck bumped onto her on the back.
"Chuck! What the heck, man?!"
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Aggie. I was in a hurry, I didn't see you there," Chuck apologized.
"Chuck, did you see that?" Aggie raised her finger at the moon.
Chuck looked up, and saw a bright full moon, "Yeah, a moon. Like I saw it everyday."
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Aggie looked up back at the moon, and noticed the moon was no longer red, but back to its original color, "But... what?" She was confused. She saw the Red Moon, but it suddenly changed. What's going on?
Meanwhile, Red stared at the moon, which is back to its normal color. He could've sworn he saw the Red Moon, but that's probably just his imagination. Just as he was trying to work out an escape while staring at the moon, an intriguing silver-colored bird carrying a notepad and pen happily plopped down in the seat across from Red.
"Okay, worms, birdseed, or just garbage from a dumpster?"she quizzed.
"What?" Red was taken ccompletely off guard by this whirlwind of energy.
"Favorite food, silly. Don't think, just answer from your gut. Go!"
"I, uh... toast?" Red answered, still dazed.
The curious bird wrote something in her notebook. She had a list titled "Compatibility Test."
While waiting for her date, Aggie could hear Red talking to another bird with a list with her super hearing. She turned her attention to the two see and hear what they were talking about.
"Favorite color?" the silver bird said before laughing at herself. "Stupid question, red, duh! If you could have one superpower, what would it be?"
"To disappear. Like, ya know, right now," Red said.
"What do you do in your free time?" she continued, ignoring Red's jibe.
"You know. I mean, I don't really have any free time. I kinda, you know, protect Bird Island from being attacked, and that's a fulltime gig, so, yeah-" Red stammered.
"I thought I heard something about a truce."
Red was shaken up. This bird obviously was more clued in than she appeared. "No. A truce? No. That's not gonna last-"
"Well," she said cheerfully, "you're gonns have a lot more free time now that nobody needs you anymore, so-"
Even she was so far away from them, Aggie hard what that bird said to Red, which made her angry. How dare that bird said to him that he wasn't needed anymore?! Does she want him to be alone and lonely? Does she wants his life to be miserable again like he used to have? Aggie's eyes suddenly turned red.
"Okay, we are done here," Red said as he got up and started walking away.
"Are you afraid to talk about your feelings?" she asked.
"Hey, you know, just because I don't want to talk about them doesn't mean I'm afraid."
She followed red as she scribbled down notes. "Okay, so avoids personal questions, unusually angry..." She said to herself.
"Talks to herself," Red added.
"Slef-esteem issues," she continued.
"Uh, doesn't answer her own questions. Left-handed. Probably a witch."
"Looks like we're definitely incompatible." She held up the piece of paper she had been witing on for Red to see. It read: Score: 23% INCOMPATIBLE. Next to the writing wass a frowning face she had drawn.
"And you needed a form to tell you that?" Red scoffed. "Okay, well. I hope you have better luck annoying the next guy."
"I don't need luck. I have a formula."
"Okay. Have a nice life."
"Oh, I will!" Red grunted as he stormed out of the restaurant.
"There he goes like a ship in the night: no rudder, no purpose, no crew." Pinky said to Red on his way out. "Well, have a good night!"
Back to Aggie, she watched the whole thing. She was so angry, she wants to have a little talk, face-to-face, with that silver bird.
"So, should we get started?" Hal said to Aggie as her date.
"Will you excuse me for one second?!" Aggie smashed a coconut on the table, and left, making Hal startled.
As Red left, the silver went back to her own business, but when suddenly Aggie stood up tall in front of her.
"Um, can I help you?"
Aggie leaned a closer to the bird with her fiery eyes, "Listen here you, I don't know what you're doing him, but you can't just annoy him like that by taking a survey from him!"
"I was just testing him if he's compatible," the bird explained, holding up her results to Aggie.
"Well, he's not compatible! And never will be with you!" the angry sparrow pushed the list down. "So, you heard him! If he wants to be alone, then let him be! He wants to think of something for himself. Just stay away from him, and leave him alone!" Aggie pushed the bird a side, and headed out restaurant as her body glitched.
The bird balanced herself from falling, and watched Aggie leaving, "Wow, birds today got hot-tempered." She said to herself. "And did that bird just glitch?"
Aggie pushed the door opened, and marched out with Pinky watching her, "There she goes like a ship in the night: no rudder, no purpose, no crew. Well, have a good night!"
"Here's a tip!" Aggie threw a small hard candy on Pinky as she caught it.
"Why, thank you," Pinky thanked.
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So, yeah, it's quite complicated to write this chapter. Red, Chuck, and Bomb joined Speed Dating. they didn't know that Aggie's joining in, too. In this chapter, she shortly dated chuck, bomb, and her ex-boyfriend, Red, which there's an awkward moment between them, but they really miss this moment.
The part where the moon shined red, only Red and Aggie saw the Red Moon. It's the same moon when their souls bond together for all eternity. The other birds never saw the moon turned red.
The way Aggie got angry is her eyes turned red, it's normal at her anger state, but the glitching of her body is totally new, and the first time she glitches. The way Aggie glitches is similar to Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck-it-Ralph. Unlike Venellope, who is shown to glitch more often when excited or worked up, Aggie's cause of her glitching is/are either angrier than usual and (presumably) jealousy.
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