《The Angry Birds Movie 2 (rewritten)》Prologue
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Hi, everybody! So, I have watched The Angry Birds Movie 2, and it was amazing, and funniest movie of the year. You should watch it. Sure there's one thing I don't like in the movie (I don't wanna mention it), but I decided to ignore that, and focused on the funny parts. The 2nd movie almost ruined my career and confidence of writing Angry Birds Movie fanfiction, but I decided to keep going, until I'm running out of ideas.
So, as promise, this is my version of The Angry Birds Movie 2 with my one and only main OC, Aggie. The story is complicated to make since the end of the Angry Birds Series season 1, but I did my best. Enjoy the first chapter.
WARNING: SPOILER!
It was another beautiful day on Bird Island. The sun was shining. The birds were going about their business. From now on, they used slingshots to transport one place to another, and safely landed on target platforms with a spring at the bottom. Red was doing what he did best: keeping the whole island safe.
Red was the hero of Bird Island, and he intended on keeping it that way. As he performed his daily patrol at the beach, he popped out from the sand. He and his friends were watching-and waiting for the pigs to attack.
"Bomb, anything from Piggy Island?" Red asked.
Bomb replied as he popped out of the sand next to Red, and stared through some binoculars, "Nope."
"Chuck, anything to the north?"
Chuck emerged out of a lump of sand, binoculars at the ready. He gasped with his eyes widened, and said, "Nope. Nothin'."
"Aggie, have you felt something in the Force?"
Aggie sat with crossed legs on the sand, and her eyes closed, letting the Force flow through her, "I think I feel something. Something... circular... and flying... and creamy! I felt... pie."
Red was quite confuse of his ex-girlfriend's report, "Pie?! What does that even mean?"
They weren't the only ones on the lookout, though. A nearby hatchling spotted something in the sky.
"What's that?" Vivi, the green hatchling, asked as he pointed at a round object that was zipping closer and closer to the beach.
"Uh-oh," Red took the binoculars from Chuck, and he looked through them. There was a pie coming towards them.
"Incoming pie!" Chuck alerted.
"Incoming sweet for life!" Zoe, the pink hatchling, exclaimed.
"What do we do?!" asked Bomb.
"Duck!" Red warned them.
Red, Chuck, and Bomb ducked down back in the sand, and Zoe, Vivi, and Aggie ran out of the way, but a duck thought he was called as he got up from his chair. A cream pie soared through the air and made a loud SPLAT! as it hit a duck square in the face.
"I got pie all over my face!" The duck squawked.
"Hey, sorry, buddy," Red apologized to the duck, Quickly, Red looked through his binoculars toward Piggy Island. There he saw exactly what he suspected: a bunch of pigs. Next to their very own slingshot. Celebrating. The pigs had launched the pie that had smacked the poor duck right in the bill!
Seething with anger, Red made a vow.
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"Those pigs...," he started.
"Those big fat green meanies...," Aggie joined him, holding her fist up.
"Are gonna pay...," Chuck added fiercely, joining the two.
They looked expectantly at Bomb, who they hoped would finish their sentence.
"For our lunches...," Bomb guessed.
"Uh, because of our hunger to give them...," Red continued.
"A better gift...," Aggie added.
"A taste of their own...," Chuck joined in again.
"Quesadilla!" Bomb said joyfully. Red and Aggie gave Bomb an odd look but decided to try to save the moment. Bomb knew he hadn't said the right thing. "What?"
Red knew what he had to do! get revenge on Piggy Island, and quick!
Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie went into town, where Red admired a mural of himself. Alex, the painter, had done a great job of making Red look very heroic, just the way he looked on the day he had saved Bird Island from being invaded by pigs. As he walked through town, Red was bombarded with affection from his fellow birds, who were very thankful for all of Red's help and leadership.
A slingshot is ready to launch a bunch of birds, but Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie stepped in.
"Sorry, guys, taking over the blue line. Official business," he explained.
"Of course. Anything for you, Red," Pinky nodded.
The other birds in the understood. They were happy Red was taking care of them.
"Hey, Red!" Alex shouted out to him. "Isn't it funny how nobody liked you until you saved Bird Island, but now we all love you?"
Red grimaced. It was true-up until he had saved the birds' eggs from going into one giant omelet for Leonard Mudbeard, the leader of the pigs, he had just been the local grouch. He didn't like being reminded of it, though. Yes, thanks for bringing that up," he replied sarcastically.
Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie loaded a large bottle of hot sauce into the slingshot and pulled the slingshot and pulled the slingshot strap back as hard as they could.
"Okay, ready?" Red asked. "Three..." he began the countdown.
"Two...," Chuck continued.
"Two!" Bomb said enthusiastically.
"No, Bomb, you say 'one,'" Red instructed him.
Bomb's eyes lit up. "Oh! Right!" he remembered. "One!"
"FIRE!" Aggie screamed excitingly.
The four let go of the strap, sending the hot sauce flying through the air and across the ocean toward their target: Piggy Island.
Over on Piggy Island things were peaceful in a very piggy way. There was a lot of noise and clutter. Just the way they liked it! Some of the pigs were enjoying a large, pig-size meal at the Piggy Island restaurant. One pig in particular believed his meal could use a little more flavor.
Yoo-hoo! Hot sauce, please!" he called out to the waiter.
THUMP!
Things got a lot spicier when the hot sauce bottle from Bird Island hit the pig right in the gut!
A bird versus pig prank war had begun!
When a group of hatchlings celebrated at a party, one hatchling happily collected a balloon from a Mime bird, but things didn't go as planned.
"Ooo! I really want the red one! The red one! Ha-ha! Balloonie!" She shouted happily for her balloon.
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From across the ocean, Leonard and his new assistant, Courtney, focused a giant magnifying glass onto the balloons the hatchlings were so excited about. A beam of hot, intense light caused the balloons to burst!
POP!
The hatchling saw that her beloved balloons had popped. She began to cry. Loudly. Then the ray of light glided over the balloons the Mime bird was holding.
POP! POP! POP!
The Mime bird started crying, too.
The ray of the light then glided to the hatchlings' bounce house. The beam focused on the bounce house, and then...
BOOM!
The bounce house popped, sending the hatchlings in the air. Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie caught them on time before they hit the sand.
The hatchlings then cried poorly and loudly.
"But I was bouncing!" Jay sobbed.
Red could feel his blood boiling. He was going to teach those pigs a lesson. Atop a diving board, he stood on Chuck's shoulders. Chuck was standing on Bomb's shoulders.
"You mess with the hatchlings...," Red said as he fastened on his swim goggles, "You get the cannonball!"
"Ready, big guy?" Chuck asked, putting on his goggles.
"Oh yeah," Bomb answered, wearing his goggles. "You ready, big guy?" He was standing on Terence's shoulders.
Terence growled. He was ready.
"Aggie, ready your magic!" Red called to Aggie, who was standing on the water's edge, holding an heirloom of her five families: a magic wand staff!
Sharing the same family heirloom is not quite easy for her ancestors, but because she's the combination of all five families, Aggie has the wand staff to herself.
"You got it, Red!" Aggie saluted.
With much of Bird Island watching and cheering them on, the four birds jumped into the ocean with a giant SPLOSH! Their impact-mostly Terence's-on the water caused a giant wave to form.
When the wave grew a little larger, it's Aggie's signal to use her magic as she held her wand staff straight, and said her spell.
"GIGANTIC TSUNAMI WAVE!"
A strong wind and a wave of water emerged from Aggie's wand staff bell, a penguin with fairy wings, and a friendship tattoo symbol on its belly, pushing and blowing th wave as it rolled across the ocean toward Piggy Island and smacked into it, soaking everything and everyone!
"Why won't you just take a bath?" The mother pig commanded her son.
Oliver, a piglet who was covered in mud and dirt, stubbornly yelled at his mother, "Why won't you just take a bath?!"
The next thing they know, the water smacked at them as their bathroom flooded.
The birds were able to relax again. Many returned to playing and sunbathing as they normally would, just like Jay eating a worn ice cream. Just then, several big shadows blocked the sun. Jay looked at the sky as he accidentally dropped the ice cream from the cone, which was actually a bunch of worms. It was Leonard in a piggy blimp! Leonard laughed as he looked down on Bird Beach.
"This might pinch a little!" he shouted down at them.
On cue, the piggy crew dumped basket upon basket of giant crabs onto the beach from the safety of their blimps. Birds ran in terror as the clawed crustaceans crawled on the sand!
The blimps turned around. They had completed their mission.
"Catch ya later, you stupid birds!" Leonard yelled as the blimp turned around, heading victoriously back to Piggy Island.
The crabs are now charging at Hal.
"No! Please, no!" He begged.
One of the crabs took his wallet behind him. Fortunately, Red grabbed the crab, and snatched away the money from it. "Not on my watch!" He threw the crab away. He used Bomb to rolled the crabs down.
"Sorry, guys," Bomb apologized to the crabs.
"Excuse me, sir," Red said to Hal. "But I believe this belongs to you," he gave the wallet back to him.
"My hero," Hal looked up to the red bird.
Red was flattered, "Don't... stop... I said don't stop." Then, his attention turned to Aggie where he saw her running back to the beach.
Watching her friends got hurt by the crabs that the pigs brought, Aggie can feel her head steaming as she jumped up the slingshot, and pointed her wand staff at the crabs.
"EXTREME TORNADO BLOOOOOW!"
With the exact name of the spell, the wand staff released a huge tornado, blowing the crabs away from the birds.
"BARBEQUE LASER BEAM!"
That spell released red hot laser from the wand staff, and barbequed the crabs that got hit by the laser.
"NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FRIENDS!" Aggie yelled so loud she jumped off the slingshot, and ran back to the water's edge to cast more spells at the pigs to Piggy Island.
Red, Chuck, and Bomb quickly ran after Aggie, and held her back so she won't go crazy attacking with her wand staff again.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Aggie, that's enough!" Red held her arm.
"Yeah, I think they'll stop," Chuck added.
When her three friends held her back, Aggie quickly calmed down. It was a tough month.
It's been a tough month for Red and Aggie ever since their break-up few weeks ago. After Aggie restored the powerful energy back in the universe, and almost died, things already went back to normal. She can go back to travel different worlds, and teaching friendships and all. But this is not enough. She and Red weren't exactly back together because they are both busy with their own business. Red has his everyday patrol, protecting Bird Island from the pigs, and Aggie already made two more friends, who were gnomes and focused on racing, which she never did for 15 years. Red and Aggie are still close friends though, but they are still waiting for something, a miracle, to get themselves back together again. But now, they don't feel like in love anymore.
No time for feelings! They still have to stay focus for what the pigs will do next.
THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2
Sorry about the spoilers! Can't help myself there.
So, like it said here, ever since the end of the first season of my series, Aggie and Red are still breaking up, but they're still best friends. We don't know what their relationship would be in the movie, but we'll wait. I hope you like my first chapter. Have a good day!
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