《Angry Birds movie (rewritten)》New friends in Anger management class
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Eventually, she finally arrived to Matilda's hut, also known as the Infinity Acceptance Center. Aggie stared at a silly-looking dummy that swayed in the breeze in front of Matilda's hut. It was supposed to look like a bird. Aggie thought it looked annoying. The dummy held several signs that read 'Be Happy, Smile, and Welcome Angry Birds!'. The more Aggie looked at it, the angrier she got. She tried to calm herself down, and walked straight to the hut by not looking at the dummy. She really wanted to beat that dummy, but she doesn't want to cause more accidents.
She entered the hut, and it was filled with posters and statues of smiling birds, hugging birds, and... "I don't want to see that one." She said with a disgust when she spotted the third statue. Then, she spotted a framed picture of a white hen receiving a certificate, which read 'Free-Rage Chicken'
"You have got to be kidding me." Aggie said when she read the certificate.
"Oh, hi!" A female voice was heard behind her.
"Aaahhhh!" Aggie was startled, like she jumped in fear as she turned and stood beak-to-beak with Matilda, who continued talking.
"Hello, you must be the new bird! Welcome! I'm Matilda, and I'm going to help you control your anger."
"Hello. I-I'd love to stay, but I'm going to—" Aggie tried to excuse herself, but Matilda dragged her all the way to her classroom, where other birds, Chuck, Bomb, and Terence, are waiting.
"Hey guys," Matilda greeted her friends/students, and introduced to their new companion, "I'd like you to meet—"
"Hey, Aggie, my girl!" Bomb interrupted and greeted.
"Hi, Bomb, my man!" Aggie greeted him with a sly look, and hugged him. "You didn't tell me you're here!"
"Wait, you guys know each other?" Matilda asked, giving a confusing look.
"Oh sure!" Bomb said, "We're cousins!"
"Can you see the resemblance?" Aggie asked as she and Bomb stood straight to let Matilda observe them.
Matilda looked at them closely to see if there's any proof that they are cousins. Only similar to them was their head feathers. "Well, your head feathers are the same."
"Exactly!" Aggie exclaimed. "I never thought I could spend a lot of time with my dearest cousin."
"Okay, everyone!" Matilda interrupted, "Since Aggie's here, she's not the only one who is new here. There's gonna be another one coming, although he should be here 2 minutes ago."
"Ooh, I like new friends!" Aggie squealed happily, "I hope this new bird doesn't make fun of me, and I hope we all gonna be best of friends. Now who has sunflowers seeds? I'm hungry."
"You and me both, cous." Bomb whispered.
Then Matilda heard a grunting sound, coming from her door, "Oh, that must be him."
When the four birds are now alone, Aggie looked to her right, and saw Chuck. "Hi, I'm Agatha, but just call me, Aggie." She extended her wing to Chuck.
"Hi. I never had a girl buddy before, but you're my first one, especially who was somebody's cousin. By the way, my name is Chuck. I like you already." The hyper yeallow bird said with speed talk.
"Wow, you talk fast." Aggie chuckled. "Pretty impressive."
Just then, Matilda returned with Red beside her, and said to the other birds, "Hey, guys, I'm back! Say hello to Red, everyone. "
"Hi Red!" Said Bomb with a big smile.
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Aggie stretched her arm in the air, and waved 'hi' to Red.
"Hello, birds I won't get to know well." Said Red.
Chuck began waving frantically at him. "Hey, apparently somebody didn't get the memo that we like to start on time. Because you're about 2 minutes late, don't let it happen again. Hi, my name is Chuck. I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. I like you a lot. I can tell."
"Okay." Matilda chuckled, then turned to Red. "Now, Red. Would you like to share your story with us?"
"No, not really." He replied.
"Well, the court mentioned something about a rage episode at a child's birthday party." Matilda said.
"How long is this class anyway?" He asked.
"As long as you make it." Matilda said
"Really? Oh, okay." Red started a speech of greetings to his new friends, "Uh, lady and gentlemen, very nice to see you." Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie smiled at this speech. "And uh, almost meet you. Probably the nicest part of it is not getting to meet you." He continued as the same three birds turned their smiles to frowns. "You know, in some weird away. Alright. So, I'm gonna go ahead and... scoot on back out, past those creepy statues and..." Red tried to escape, but Matilda made him sit on a cushion. "Sure. No, I can... take a seat."
Matilda placed herself in the middle of the room, where the other birds sit on their cushions in a circled. "So, in another sense, you are here until I notify the court that your anger issues have been resolved." When she saw Red's face fall, she turned to Chuck. "Chuck! Share your story with Red."
Chuck sat up straight and pointed to his chest. "Me? I'm the last guy that should be here. Simple speeding ticket. Judge tells me I was going too fast. So I say, 'Your Honor. To be honest. I was' You caught me. I'm not angry. I'm honest. So, shouldn't I be in an honesty management class? 'Cause we got to manage my honesty."
Matilda looked at Chuck and shook her head as she took Chuck's folder, "My one problem, that's a different story than you told last time."
"Uh-uh..." Chuck smiled sheepishly as he remembered when he got speeding ticket from the police officer when he ran so fast, messing the his office, stealing his wallet, and dropping ice cream on him. "Okay. Maybe, it wasn't ice cream."
"Alright, Chuck. Thanks, we got it." She said as she introduced everyone to another bird. A very, very, very large bird with dark-red feathers, "This is Terence."
Terence just growled at Red and Aggie in response to being introduced, and Red said, "More like Ter-rifying!
"You and me both think of that, man." Aggie said as she was also frightened,
"No. It says here in the little filey..." As Matilda looked through Terence's folder, her eyes widened, and looked at Terence, who was smiling when he remembered the accident back then, then she shut the folder quickly, "Terence uh, seems to have an... incident." Then, turned to Bomb. "Now, Bomb's started with us 2 weeks ago. Tell us your story, Bomb."
"Okay. Well, sometimes when I get upset, I... have been known to... blow up."
"So, like uh. Like what? Like you get mad, you mean." Red asked.
"Well. No." replied Bomb. "I literally blow up, okay. I explode like a bomb. Hence the name." He remembered the day he exploded when his friends made a surprise party for him.
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Chuck jumped up and down, shouting "Do it!"
"No can do." Said Bomb. "I just went boom-boom before class."
"Hey, look. I don't want to be here and all, but this can maybe make it a little more interesting to me." Red sat up straight. "So. Please, explode."
"You can't do it, can you?" Chuck crossed his arms, and glared at Bomb
"Yes, I can. But, I'm having back issues today, so... I'm gonna have to take a rain check."
"Oh... Do it!"
"This is not the time or place, little amigo."
"These guys are all nuts, huh, big man?" Red said to Terence as the big bird growled at him and Aggie seemed to be frightened of him too, and she hid behind Red.
"You know, I can blow up if you want." Aggie said. "I'm Bomb's cousin. We have the same head feather."
"Oh no need, girl." Red waved, "I'm fine with it, but what's up with you? Why you're here?
"I'm not actually blown up like my cousin." She explained. "I... accidentally pushed some bird in the line in Early Bird's worm shop."
Red was surprised of Aggie's explanation. "Whoa, you did it? That's how those birds I saw were lying on the ground. I thought they were just resting. Actually it was really funny."
"Really? But I did something bad."
"Yeah, I know. But, for me, I shoved a cake on a bird's face!"
Aggie found Red's story funny. "Ha! It is really funny!" She extended her wing to Red. "I'm Agatha, by the way, Mr. Red."
Red shook hands with her. "It's just Red, Agatha."
"It's Aggie now." She never thought that Red was so cute, despite of his thick eyebrows.
Even Red never thought Aggie would be so pretty, even though she was a simple bird with over-grown feathers
A few minutes later, Matilda was leading the birds through a series of yoga poses. "Managing our anger through movement. The first pose is the dancer pose."
When Matilda do the pose, Terence did exactly what she did. "Great form, Terence."
Chuck was doing different poses "Eagle. Parrot. Peacock? Warrior. Mountain. Tree. Rabbit. Fish. Locust. King pigeon. And of course, downward duck."
Red was about to make a remark to Chuck when he noticed Bomb shaking even more. Red began to get very worried. "Excuse me, boring heavy lady. Looks like the exploding guy's gonna puke."
"And have you done this before?" Matilda helped Red doing the dancer pose.
"Uh, yes, I have. But, usually not for free." replied Red .
Aggie was also struggling doing the post, which she hated it. "Ugh, I hate doing this! I also hate exercising."
"You and me both." Red smirked at her.
Matilda walked over to Bomb and noticed that his eyes were beginning to tear and that he was having trouble keeping still. "And how are we doing over here, Bomb?"
"Doing wonderful." Bomb gasped. "Stretching out the core."
"Just remember to breathe," said Matilda. "Up to your feathers, and from your talons."
Suddenly, Bomb's eyes widened, and Matilda and Aggie realized what was about to happen next.
"Take cover!" Aggie announced as she pushed herself, Red, and Chuck on the floor to protect themselves from what was about to happened.
Then, suddenly, BOOM! Bomb exploded inside the hut that the walls were charred and black.
"Nice." Shouted Chuck.
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Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie walked back to Bird village after leaving Matilda's hut.
Bomb was still smoking a little from his explosion. "I don't know what happened. I was doing the poses. I was feeling all zen. Matilda was digging it! Then I lost my grip on it. I let it slipped and it just squeaked out."
After listening to her cousin's explanation, Aggie apologized to Red, "Red, I'm sorry I pushed you on the floor. I hope you're not mad at me."
"No, no, no. It was nothing." Said Red. "Thanks for covering for me, anyway."
Aggie blushed a little.
"Hey. So, where are we going?" Chuck asked.
"I'm sorry. We?" Red asked in return, looking uncomfortable.
"Yes, 'we'. There's a new happiness exhibit at the Museum of Happiness that I'm dying to see." The yellow bird shouted excitingly.
"Uh, you know what? I... I mean I got a... I got a thing."
"A thing?" gasped Chuck. "Like a disease? Is it bird flu? Chicken pox? Cardinal sin?"
"No, by 'thing' I mean like... desire not to hang out, with you."
"Oh." Said Chuck. He was very disappointed and a little hurt, but he pretended not to be. "Oh, yeah. Well, may... you know. Maybe for the best, you know. Because... I got something too. How did I forget? Even if you'd say yes, I probably couldn't have gone."
Even Aggie was very disappointed that her new friend, who was cute to her, can't hang out with her, and a little hurt, but, unlike Chuck, she was also busy for real. "Oh well, it doesn't matter. I was also busy. I already skipped breakfast, and I'm hungry!"
Bomb felt bad for Chuck and Aggie, and joined in as well. "I'm busy too, I have a... Business offer... deal that is..."
"No, Bomb. You're not good at this, buddy." Red interrupted. "It's-It's charming up to a point and now it's just sad."
"It's a guy I know." The black bird continued pretending as Red, Chuck, and Aggie thought he was not good in lying. "And he's opening up a brand... new... luxury... class reunion."
"Okay," said Red. "Good." With that, he turned and left Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie standing in the middle of the street.
"Looks like it's just us." Said Bomb. "Want to go get a bite?"
"Oh, but what about your class reunion, where everybody brings a business offer." Chuck reminded.
"Oh. No, no, no. Chuck, I was lying." He confessed. I'm sorry if I've fooled you." Then, he turned to his cousin. "Hey, cous, how about you? Wanna come?"
"Um, cous, I wasn't pretending." Aggie explained. "I really need to go home. I have some work to do."
"Really? Alright, I'll see you tomorrow." Bomb waved at his cousin as Aggie left Chuck and Bomb to hang out to themselves.
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When Aggie almost got home, she saw Red walked to his home on the beach, outside the village.
"What?" thought Aggie. "Red lived outside the village too? Wow, poor Red. He may have anger issues, and wants to be alone too, like me. Well, not that kind of distance away from the village or near the shore, like my house. Oh well." She entered the house, took out her keytar from her music room, and sat on the couch while playing a song.
Well, that's how Red and Aggie met, and so was Chuck and Terence. I hope you like this part. Pls comment.
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