"Hey, kid. Whatcha doin'?"

Peter looked up from his phone, mouth full of Doritos, "eating a family sized bag of Cheetos"

Tony gave him a look, "umm that's a small bag Pete. That's not a family sized bag"

Peter shrugged "anything is family sized if you're an orphan"

"PETER!" The billionaire looked horrified at how nonchalantly the young superhero had said that.

"It's true" he shrugged again.

"Doesn't make it any better!" Tony's arms moved wildly as he responded.

Peter simply shrugged.

Three days later, Tony and Peter signed adoption papers.

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