《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》fifty-nine
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nick.
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nicholas, this is serious
thank you
can you tell me how fancy clay is getting dressed ?
because he said we'd just pick a restaurant, and i don't know what that means
like is it a nice restaurant? or like a hard rock cafe?
what am i supposed to wear
well can you ask him
but like don't be suspicious about it
be like 'hey, where are you taking caoimhe tonight?'
THE PALM ALKHWFOIUEGBUEA ?!?!?!?!?!
DREW'S AUNT HAD HER WEDDING REHEARSAL DINNER THERE
I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID I WANTED HIM TO SPEND MONEY ON ME
well not really but
HE GOT A TABLE AT THE PALM ?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'M LOOKING AT THE MENU
SOME OF THE STEAKS ARE OVER 100 DOLLARS
i'm gonna order a side of creamed spinach and try not to cry
yeah you say that until it's my turn to pay, and he buys something expensive cause he thinks i'm cool with it
I WORK AT CHUCK E CHEESE
FUCK YEAH THEY'RE DIFFERENT
WHAT IS HE WEARINGGGGGG
well sorry i'm freaking out
it's 80 degrees outside, i'll be fine going sleeveless, right ?
just hope my hair doesn't frizz too badly
oh my god what if my hair gets all crazy
NICK
well the only person i know irl that knows about straight guys is katie, and i don't want her to start talking about them in front of drew
so i'm relying on you here, bud
regular green or dark green ?
it just does
FUCK YEAH ITS GONNA MATCH HIS EYES
it's still 4:45, i got plenty of time to get ready
WAIT ITS 4:45 ALREADY UWHIOSGFOEBUJGO
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I HAVE TO GET DRESSED
I'M STILL IN COOKIE MONSTER PANTS
please do
can you fake a medical emergency ?
you only get 2.5 stars on the wingman review
THANK YOU <3333
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