《wrong number ' karl jacobs》eight
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do you consider yourself a good or a bad
kind of vegetable
what would a bad kind be
idk like fennel
a good one then
i see myself as mushroom
i do see that, yeah
i have no idea about myself though
pick for me
ohh hard one
maybe an onion
why tf am i an onion
idk you asked
ashton
why onion
you just are
i can't explain it
pick another one
fine
a sweet potato
??
at least a sweet one
so thank you
you wanna know why
yes
because you have the same skin tone and
dry energy as a sweet potato
i did not expect that answer and i did not
need to hear that
dry energy???
i don't wanna talk about this anymore
sooo
you have discord right
i do
my friends want me to invite you to our server
oh
uhm
maybe later idk i don't know them
that'll be hella awkward
it won't
it's just me and my closest friends, the ones
i've told you about
there are also servers with more friends
but that one's our little secret server
i'm not a vip
they still wanna meet you
ask again in a few weeks
alright
my i ask your twitter and twitch username
i wanna follow you :)
ashtalkstrash
that's a cool username
thanks i made it at like 15
xdd still cool and creative
i mean
not really
but if you wanna call it that
i do
down to call later?
sure
i'll get my work done til 7 and then i'm
gonna be all yours
thought you were already
hey hey hey mister
we're not married yet
okay miss, we'll talk about that later then
thank you very much
you've never told me what you work as
i'm a freelance photographer
mostly nature content for magazines, weddings, babyshowers, birthday parties etcetera
i also edit the pictures myself
oh my god
that's so cool what
thank you, thank you
so we're both basically independent
that's so cool
yeah, even though you get to choose
your streaming times
my clients book me and if i say yes to an event
or anything i can't say no later
can't really call in sick or anything
yeah that sucks
but i love photography
same same, it's really great
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